Thursday, January 17, 2008

Pups Ready For Adoption.....!!!!!

Hey Everydog, Kitty and Hammsterrier!!!

Seymour here, Jackson's Wheeled Stuffie! I'm exhausted. (Mumsie: that's because he left Saturday for a date and only came back today...)

As most of you know, I live in England with Jackson. I came to Scruffy and Lacie's house sometime in the's usually a pretty good time NOT DULL. (Mumsie: I'd give a lot for dull right now...)

Well, even thought I am old, male and shall we say, "stuffed"....I seem to have had a liter of pups...even I'm not sure how many of them are here. Initially we thought it was 5...but they keep on rollin' the old song says.

Here's a pix shortly after the birth. Or whatever. (Mumsie: whatever....)

They are pretty darn cute. They were so tiny!! There are just SO many of them. The only girl (as far as we's rather hard to tell....) (Mumsie: don't look at me...I have NO idea...they didn't teach an anatomy class on wheeled stuffies in nursing school....) went to live with Asta. Honestly, I just couldn't deal with all the rollin' and whinin' and cries for pink this and orange that.

But the boyz or whatever (Mumsie; whatever!) seem rather sensible. I don't think they'll cause any of you any trouble.

Well, they can be quite exhausting. Even Babystan looks wiped out!!!!

To make a long story short (Mumsie: it's a story alright....!!!) the pups are ready to find their forever homes. Make that forever and ever as being stuffed, they seem to have fairly long life spans.

The only adoption fee required is a promise to send massive amounts of ZEN, vibes, pawsitive thoughts, whatever.... to all animals in the world and to try to do tiny wheeled things to make a difference in their lives. Kindness begets kindness.

Um...some of you were wondering who the mother (or whatever) is. Hmm....ur secret is safe with Old Seymour. What happens on DWB's, stays on......

Wheeling on, if you are interested in a pup....(Mumsie: virtual...less work....) please submit your name for consideration. If we have more names than pups (unlikely...there's buckets of them) we will considerately put the names into a lottery system. Questions: direct them to Lacie. She's the organizer in this house!

Wheeled barks......Seymour

PEE ESS Poker this weekend....Friday and Saturday up if interested. Dale sized dogs or larger, please use woods for necessities.


Harry said...

Oh my, I bet you won't know what to do with yourselves when they're gone! Put our names down on for the adoption raffle.

I will deffo come to poker night. Cassidy is on bed rest (we'll update our blog shortly) so it's just me, excellent!

I'll bring some traditional English snacks.

Toodle pip,
Harry x

Buster the Wired Fox Terror said...



Bussie Kissies

Ferndoggle said...

I can't take any more puppies in this house!! Lola is still too much for me. But I'll be there for poker for sure! I'll bring some Pirmanti's sandwiches, some Potato Patch fries and some cold IC Lights.

No girls, right?


Ricky Pepper said...

kee kee kee this reminds me of a very sweet news story my mommy read to me about chihuahuas that were born without front legs and got wheels donated to them!


Peanut said...

Put us down for adoption consideration. Flash wants to know how big you dale sized dogs are so he can see if he qualifies to come play poker. He's 50 lbs. Put me down though I am the right size

Koobuss said...

Please put me on the list for a puppy! Please! Please!!
i will be real good to him/her. I want a puppy so bad. Please. please!!!

Love and Koobuss Kisses,

Koobuss said...

If we are back from Boston in time for the poker pawty, count me in.

Love and Koobuss Kisses,

pee ess Did you say poker or polka? I can do both, but I need to know what to bring.

Asta said...

I think any doggie,cat ow Hammie would be vewy lucky to get one of Seymouw's pups..I love Myrna!!!!,but I can see that you guys awe a little ovewhelmed, and I heawd about all the peeing and wusty wheels etc..oh my! Myrna is house twained aweady! but then thewe is just one of hew..that helps..
I see you've solved the pwoblem of being bowed while we'we all away. but I just wead that Koobie is undew the impwession she can go play pokew????what about nuwsing???huh????and I think it's a boys night out I wight??
have fun and btw, did the bottle of fowmula Seymouw left in the fwidge with absynth in it wowk???
smoochie kisses

Peanut said...

Scruffy thanks for clarifying the whole size issue. I got confused. Both Flash and I will be coming. The stupid cat will be staying home. he is evil.

Duke said...

We're in for the poker game and we'll bring 3 or 4 different kinds of beer! Mom says no pups at the moment for us! She says that Mitch is enough of a handful for now!

Love ya lots,

Maya and Kena said...

Hey there!
We'll try our best to be there this weekend! But we can't promise anything, our humans are always so busy...
Wags and licks,
Maya and Kena

Noah the Airedale said...

G'day Scruffy, Lacie and Babystan,
We'd love to come to your poker game. Noah is much better now so he'd like in too. He just needs to be home by Thursday to have the stitches taken out so that should be fine. Our pinky B got given some beers for his birthday so we'll sneak them along.

Hugs and tail wags
Willow Tess & Lucy

Ps we asked about the puppies, the pinkies said 'WHAT four dales is enough' We'll keep working on them!

Randi said...

Hey Scruffy & Lacie!

Is the poker party for boys only? Or can girls like me play too? I have a silly boy sometimes people do the gender bender on me..but I'm girly as they come!

What are the prerecs for a wheeled adoption? Need photoshop or something similar...just checking!

Love & Licks,

Juno said...

Scruffy and Lacie, happy belated new year!!! Sorry for not being able to visit you for so long!!!

These pictures are so cute and they make us smile. :)

We'll try to come by at your porker game this weekend!!!

Momo & Pinot

Lenny said...

Hey Seymour, congratulations to the proud papa.

I will try to make it for poker! I think my dad taught me how to play. He pokes me all the time. Is it really all that fun?

Your friend, Lenny

Gus said...

I have unearthed the old Cross Country Skis and will be on my way in the ayam. Muzzer said not to come back if I don't win a puppy in the ruffles, but she is teasing. See you soon


Agatha and Archie said...

PLEASE COME GET ME>>I REPEAT COME GET ME>>>CALL BABYSTAN>>>GET MEDFLIGHT>>>GET ME OUT OF HERE......I will bring some of the 50 GALLONS of dogtinis that the girls are drinking.I need some piece and quiet! Love Archie

Agatha and Archie said...

Well sign me up afor a puppy. Let me ask you any of them have their nursing liscenses yet? What do they think about rotating shifts?Also they may have to stay and do back to back shifts if I am a little busy.Oh ,and no overtime, and 10 minute snack breaks. Love Agatha

Dewey Dewster said...

Lacie my love,

What are all those babies on wheels doing in your house? My Gram would let me have one except that I would probably just shred it within 5 minutes. I can tell stuffed dogs from real dogs and the stuffed ones want to tussle. I am always ready to oblige. Can I have one to play with ? Of course, you would be much more fun !!!!!

Dewey Dewster here.....

Joe Stains said...

I don't think I want a wheeled dog around here because Tanner would probably EAT IT! He is special like that. We sure can't wait for Poker!

Patience-please said...

NO PUPPIES wheeled or not. There are nine of us. Need we say more?

But, we did have a thought. Maybe one of the wheelie pups would enjoy being wheel-less for a while and they could lend Archie their wheels to get around? They could enjoy running on their feet and Archie could do wheelies without hurting his kneecaps.
Could the nurses do a transplant?

the whippets

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Woh those little wheeled pups are so cute. You think one of them would like to come home with me?
I'm so ready for poker..

~ Girl girl

Lorenza said...

I hope all the puppies will find lovely homes!
I've never played poker before but I am sure I can learn if you teach me!
Kisses and hugs

Headgirl said...

TY for poker invite - have put broom stick on charge...

I deffinately want a wheelie pup, to keep me company.
Pretty please put me down on adoption list.

Pets & pats

Unknown said...

You can put my name in the pot for adoption. I would really like a baby brother...I've got a baby sister on the way, and I think I should keep the odds on my side...

I can't wait for the party...MY Putter Girl and I are coming FOR SURE!

Love, Hercules

Amber-Mae said...

I wouldn't mind adopting one of them but it has got to be a girl(My hooman's rules: No males in house unless we're spayed)But are terrier hard to take care I mean, are they very hyper-active dogs? I wonder what will I name the girl. But anyway 1sdt, gotta ask mommy's permission if I can adopt one or not. If I'm allowed, then I will let you both know. Heeheehee!

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

Urban Smoothie Read said...

seems like u guys r pretty wheeled stuffie obssessed....

i'm looking forward 2 get one for myself....hopefully a black one..

btw... c u during the game..

the many Bs said...

oh we want to adopt one! we don't have enough dogs already and we need a tiny wheeeled pup. we promise to do lots of wheeled things to make the world a better place for all pups and to promote whirled peas.

we'll see if our mom will let us play poker. last time we bet our leashes and our mom was pretty mad at us.


Maya and Kena said...

Hey there Scruffy, Lacie, and Stan!
We're not sure if we'll be able to attend tonight's party because our humans got a call from a friend to go over to their house in the afternoon...and they're not sure what time they'll be back... But we've brought some food anyways fur everyone to enjoy at the pawty:

Enjoy! We hope we can maybe stop by!
Wags and licks,
Maya and Kena

Luna "The Scruffy Yacht Dog" said...
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Luna "The Scruffy Yacht Dog" said...

Sounds like you guys need a break from the pups...that poker game seems just about right...I'll be there with chips in paw (or in my stomach).

Mom says put our name in the hat for a pup. I need a little sister or brother...How much could damage could we get into...hehehe

With Wagging Tail,

Jackson's J1 and J2 said...

Hey pals, looks like you've got a lot of interest in Seymour's pups. I wonder if they'd be quite so keen if they knew what a handful Seymour is? Like father like son and all that. J x

PS count me in for the poker!

COL. Sam ASTA-fari Joe H. Pinkerton Peabody, Esq said...

We are coming to poker night, but I hope that katherine does not see those wheelies. she loves puppies and always wants to mother them. We'll bring a huge truckload of liver snacks.

Juno said...

Scruffy, Lacie and Stan,

Can we still join porker game night?!?

Momo & Pinot

♥Mona + Prissy + Angel Weenie♥ said...

Hi Scruffy & Lacy,

me and the Mommy were gone so long with a broken 'puter that we just found out about your BIG baby brudder, BabyStan. me so happy he is a part of your family & the his quite handsome.

we just gots are computer fixed & are trying to catchup on all are frineds, You were missed.

Love to all .. Mona

Stanley said...

Hey guys!

I think I need an interpreter to help me get through your post. But, the one thing I understood (wheeled pups available) has me lobbying for NO MORE PUPS in GooberStan... for now. Maybe some other time. I'm still dealing with training my sissy.

Hope you all had a blast at the poker weekend. My Aunt Kelly was in town & I had to provide her with a booty to be scratched and a tummy to rub!

Goober love,