Exclusive PIX...Happy Halloween, Everybody!!!

BALLERINAS??? US? For Halloween????? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Scruffy here...lookie at what SHE did to us...and look at the girth of Lacie's BUTT...it has reached new widths...

Check out Baylee, Bruvver's and S.'s doggie gettin' right into proper form......

GRAND........

JETE!!!! Lacie is teachin' me the lingo...sheeshch.... Je ne parle pas francais or something very well.....

Evidently, Bayee has studied with the famous Kirov Ballet School in St. Petersburg (...her leaps are incredible...and the um "turn out" she has on her paws is amazing....)

Evidently, Babystan did NOT study at that famous school...his Grand Jete landed him flat on his Dale head....sheesch....this sport er art is dangerous....

Ah man...even Mango is going to melt at this pic....

Um...that's Clacie...Lacie's clone made by Snicker's mama in her lab...or she was hatched or something...uncanny likeness, isn't it???

Um, well...somehow or another Baylee's tutu ended up on Lacie's head...good thing I'm tough and won't permit that indignity.....

Well, the Scruffman's all over his JETES!!!!!

Oh SHUTUP...it's not funny.

You've got to be kidding me....

Well, it could get worse, couldn't it?

HAPPY HALLOWEEN, EVERYBODY!!!!! Feel free to fill your bag with some candy!!!!!

SPOOKY KISSES!!!!

Scruffy, Lacie, and Babystan

There is a rumor that we MIGHT have sent MANGO a tutu....

Pee ess

Mumsie here....the terriers were well rewarded for this year's participation in costumes. They each have a Get Out of the Naughty Corner FREE PASS....judging from this week, they'll be needing it soon....Happy Halloween!!!!

Lacie's in the Naughty Corner and Halloween Sneak Preview.......

Lacie here...after that last post of me takin' a small nibble outta Mumsie's arm, you can see I ended up in the Naughty Corner. Some of you have asked how her arm is...well, it fell off.

ARCHIE...I'M JUST KIDDING...Agatha, he fainted again....sheesch....

Her arm is fine...'tis I who have been suffering...

I lasted bout 2 minutes in that Naughty Corner...then I had a Brilliant Idea....

I hired Clacie...Clone Lacie...member the creature that was developed in Snicker's Mama's lab??? My clone??? I figured she'd take the hit for me...I just owed her kibble...

Well, by the end of Day 2 she was sleepin' in the Corner...and not lookin' too lifelike...dog doesn't bend as well as the Flexible Lacie (grin...!) does...plus she was eatin' too much...so I fired her and hired.....

FLAT LACIE...she barely eats and just hung out in the corner till Mumsie noticed that there seemed to be grass surrounding her INSIDE our house, plus her backside seemed so well FLAT.....sheeshch....so I got in trouble again....

And I think this is how Mumsie is going to get back at me....

A HALLOWEEN PREVIEW of our HOOMILIATION....BALLERINAS...she dressed all four of us (Baylee, included..that's her doing that jete....) in PINK TUTUS!!!

We look like Pepto Bismol tablets...Stay tuned...more pix on their way.....

Sighs,

Lacie

Pee ess...there is a rumor going around da Burgh that I might have taken a nibble outta Brett Favre's throwin' arm....totally untrue...now, I did meet with him just before the big game, but besides handin' him one of my extremely COLD and powerful apple smoothies, I didn't touch him....I can't help it if his hand was well half frozen and well that he um fumbled after that smoothie...most dogs/hoomans do fumble after one of my concoctions.... tra la la la...NUFF SAID!

Happy Birthday to Mango's Momma!!!

Oh my....I can't believe that the Relentlessly Hooge and his bro Peewee actually pulled this one off....lookie at the pawty they are throwing for their Momma!!! And look at the size of that CAKE!!!

Mango is actually practicing his agility moves by JUMPIN' over it....IT'S HOOOOOOOGE!!!

Peewee looks like he's finally learned to meditate...or perhaps he's thinkin' bout what happens when Mango lands in the cake....

And check out the icing on the cake....Mango and Dexter have never been this SWEET...(um, get it??? Lacie is used to 'splainin' things to Scruffy....)

Stop on by Mango's and Dexter's bloggie and give ur best wishies to the MOMMA!!!!

Kisses...

and HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AUNTIE MOMMA!!!!!!!!!

Lacie, Scruffy and Babystan

Pee ess...if there is any icing left over, could ya please send it this way????????

Why Do I Have Terriers? Sheesch... By Mumsie.....

Mumsie here...so today we COULD have posted about the beautiful perfect fall walk we took yesterday....60 degrees...crisp, well behaved dogs, lovely, lovely leaves.... Great sniffs.......

BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....today we're going to report on the total misbehavior of a small Lakeland terrier....do not believe ANYTHING you may read here printed in PURPLE....

Lacie here...course you can believe me...I tell the truth as I see it.....

So remind me again WHY I have TERRIERS???? So...after our lovely walk yesterday, they smelled...yep...as in needed a bath. I dragged them all up to the shower...tossed them all in and shampooed dear (yes, that is a sarcastic tone...) Lacie. I opened the shower door and told her to get out....

She did and proceeded to perform her usual gymnastics on the glass door driving the boys INSANE who are still in the shower with me....I washed Scruffy (carefully avoiding his snapping teeth when front paws and beardie were cleansed) and opened the door to let Scruffy out and SHE ran back in...I reached to grab her and LOOK WHAT SHE DID TO MY ARM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh for cryin' out loud...she acts like I bit half of her arm off...it's this well nice sized fang mark with other fang marks and the beginnings of a moderate size bruise....you'd think JAWS just bit her....these little incidents are wonderful opportunities to increase my HBO vocabulary...not to mention I was developing a little plaque on my front toofers...this just removed it like I'd just had a dental.....

YES...the photo doesn't lie...she sank her teeth into it....

Can you say: http://www.gettingridoflakelandwhoshrieksandbites.com/?????? I screeched like a girl...boys looked horrified and Lacie totally ignored me and continued her attack on the shower door......

She's sooooooooooooo exagerating this little incident...and that website isn't real...she made that up.......

And to add insult to injury...my sweet Stanley (who is built like Jerome Bettis) while chasing the aforementioned Lakeland

RAN FULL TILT INTO MY KNEE...hard...like hard enough to take your breath away.....

So I ask you;

Why didn't I get a Golden Retriever??? A Lab? A sweet Cockapoo????

Cuz we're DARN cute!!!!!

ESPECIALLY ME!!!!!

Reporting barks...Lacie

Lacie...get off that computer and get in the Naughty Corner....NOW!

Sigh...Mumsie

Naked Mango and I Need A DATE!!!

Lacie here...I have one other pic to share from our visit to the Estate of Mango...Yep...I'd been wondering how, um, Mango performs his daily ablutions...ie...HOW DOES HE GET A BATH and DESTINK??? I need not have wondered as obviously as this pic shows, he bathes in a most unique Relentlessly Hooge Way...the ducks are a bit disturbing...I mean Scruffy always takes his yellow duckie into the tub, but these mallards seem a bit lifelike...wonder what that mama duck is diving for??? (Heh heh heh...that could get Mango outta the tub quickly!!)

Speaking of REALLY SCARY THINGS (like Mango in a bubblebath...) I NEED A DATE.....no I don't mean dating me is like scary...it's what I want to see!!!

The totally fantabulous new horror flick is coming out this week....

HEADLESS HORSEDALES....I know some Dog (s) out there would like to escort me to this educational feature??? Let me know...the initial boyz I asked all FAINTED at the thought....sheeesch.

Oh....there is another film comin' out right before Halloween that I'm dying to see....

SHRIEKING LAKELANDS UNLEASHED!!!!!!!!!!!......

ANY TAKERS FOR THIS MOVIE??????????????????? I will be providing a large water bowl and pupcorn!!!!

Kisses....

Laciegirlie!!!

MANGO ESTATE: Exclusive Photos!!!!!

Lacie here...continuing our Boston Saga...at the Italian restaurant, Flat Mango invited us out to the Estate the next morning...here are Asta and I at the bar having a smoothie...you can see she's already starting to tilt. I still have frozen snow on my nose...all those smoothies keep it cold.....

We were welcomed at the Estate by Muscle Boy Dexter......(HOT HOT HOT!!!)

And the Relentlessly Hooge HIMSELF.....check out the suds production...evidently this is harvest time for SUDS...sorta like when you harvest grapes...some years are better than others...judging from the copious amounts produced this day, 2009 is going to be a Great Year.

I was observing this most disturbing sight. I have figured out why Mango is tired all the time. His momma drives him (the Mastiff Mobile) to work...here she is tryin' to climb aboard. Looks to me like she's getting on backwards????

There she goes...ready to gallop him into the town....no wonder he needs all that meditatin' time!!!!!!

Many of you have seen this pic posted on Mango's bloggie many times...where he doesn't have any eyes or teeth.....?????

I am pleased to announce that he must have gotten dentures and visited the eye doctor recently...teeth and eyeballs are present and accounted for....

This pic is just wrong....my bottom is so not that large.....

This is better...one can see how pawsitively tiny I am.....AND FLAT...VERY FLAT.

Speaking of FLAT...we all swarmed the Relentlessly Hooge......

He took all the attention lyin' down...he closed his eyes and began to chant:

OMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM........

We girlies wanted a SUE VEN EAR of the Estate....how bout these BOXER DOGGIES?????

No wonder why Mango has all of those agility thingies in his yardie...his and Peewee's BOXER DOGS are so hooge, they need to space to dry 'em...

We'll be cuttin' 'em into ribbons and sellin' 'em for charity...

Reporting barks....

LACIEGIRLIE

The Boston Tea Pawty, Part I!

Oh my....oh my....we terriers had planned a group meetup in Boston, Mass A Chew Sits! this weekend...What we had NOOOOOOOOOOOO idea was that a bunch of our peeps were gonna meet there too!!!!!! SHEESCH...

I, Lacie, made all the arrangements for the dogs...we girlies stayed in Agatha's bomb shelter supervised by none other than that famous Wheelie girl from England, Miss Enid. She knows every rule of edd i kit....proper grammar, proper tea, how to curtsy properly in front of the Queen....I um did have my blender there...Miss Enid can do a wicked impersonation of the royal corgi's after she's imbibed in one of my relaxin smoothies...

The boyz stayed at the Marlowe Hotel...Eric had a private suite so that he and his number one puppers, Toffee could have some private time....

You can see that Agatha and Archie have a typical New England lobster dinner cookin' on the stove....Stuffied Lobsters!!!!!
Isn't my Archie ri dick u lous ly HANDSOME....he was smokin' hotter than those lobsters!

A & A were so happy to see us!

Aggie carefully checks the stove so the lobbiesters don't over cook....

They had a little disagreement on how long they should boil

em for....Aggie uses that famous book called "Mastering the Art of Boston Cooking"...it's best NOT to get in her way when she's in the kitchen creating one of her culinary masterpieces....

She looks up expectantly....

Not satisfied, she gets some aire to peruse the lobster stuffies at a closer range.

Done pawfectly....we had a delectable dinner....besides the stuffied lobster, we had roasted corn shanks, clam chowdah, and cornshank bread...oh my, it was delicious....Agatha is an amazing cook!!!!!

Here you can see Puppet Square-faced Eric slurping down one of my smoothies...he emptied that glass...I made a blenderful of cranberry/orange smoothies....very refreshing and totally matched the bootiful Fall colors that we were treated to see on the trees and flowers...Eric was a bit jet lagged and he seemed quite enervated after this dose....

Um...this is a preview for tomorrow's postie...

INTRODUCING the world of FLAT DOGS...

Stay tuned...

Laciegirlie!