Wedding Bells Will Soon Be Pealin'!!!!

"I'm getting married in the morning! Ding dong! The bells are gonna chime. Pull out the stopper! Let's have a whopper! But get me to the church on time!I gotta be there in the mornin' Spruced up and lookin' in me prime. Girls, come and kiss me; Show how you'll miss me. But get me to the church on time! If I am dancin' Roll up the floor. If I am whistlin' Whewt me out the door! For I'm gettin' married in the mornin' Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime. Kick up an rumpus But don't lost the compass; And get me to the church, Get me to the church, For Gawd's sake, get me to the church on time! "

Gilbert here....it's almost here...our Wedding Day!!! What do ya think of my tux??? Spiffy, huh??

Now I've been a single Wheelie for 65 years....so this is a bit of a plunge!!!

But the second I saw my Myrna FOR THE FIRST TIME...I knew that this was the girl for me!

I was missing her, so I went into our garden to sniff the flowers and think about our life to come!!!

Aire Ruby will be here tomorrow....let the festivities begin!!!

I love you Sweet Myrna!!!

Your Gilbert!!!!

Bows and Bumbles.....

Scruff here...

Lookit Lacie laughin'...and see Stan's tail in the front of the pic...Bet you can't guess why the Flaky Lakie is laughin'??....Poor Stan...he made the fatal error of teasin' Lacie when she came home from the groomers last week with bows in her fur....

Stan got groomed today...and I heard Lac on her cell with the groomer, laughin' hysterically.....

Wanna see?

Yeppers...Stan as you've never seen him! The best part was when Mumsie brought him outta Pet Smart, some lady was commenting on what a pretty girl dog he was. Mumsie was well too embarrassed to say he was well um "male"....Stan solved that problem...he went and lifted his leg and hosed down the "Pick Up After Your Pet!" sign and the lady stood there with her jaw dropped....Mumsie beat a hasty retreat.....

I dunno Stan....I'm just glad it's not me.....

OMD....INCOMING!!!!!!! I hear a bee....a hooge bumble bee....

I love to chase bees....I love to weave, and cut and spring.....never have gotten one....

Stanny....lookee up there....in the pear tree blossoms....a big one....

SPRING!!!!! LEAP!!! JETE!!!!!!!!

Whoosh...this is hard work....look how pretty our hill is behind me....

And look at the new plant Mumsie bought at the nursery today....It's called a.....

VENUS FLY TRAP!!!!!

Reportin' Barks....

Scruffy

Jumpin' and GROUNDED.....

Lacie here...I'm well GROUNDED...yep...

Look at what Mumsie did to my fur yesterday....she had the groomer put lavender bows in my hair...I'm surprised she didn't have her put pigtails in too.....

Um...this is why I'm grounded...well, the night before Myrna's shower, Tanner and I had a date to the baseball game...the Diamondbacks...his fav team....so he told me I'd have a blast bein' a "BEER GIRLIE"....check out my uniform....for some odd reason, Mumsie didn't approve...and she has a cold and is really grouchy...so she grounded me...you can read about our date on Joey and Tanner's bloggie...Mumsie did...she wasn't impressed....

Now many of you know of my amazin' jumpin' abilities....I have to dry my fur somehow, so every mornin' this is how I utilize the furdryer...makes for great quads.....

It also allows me to be a fabbers JUMPER.....Lookie here....

Oopsie...wrong pic...Petey snapped this...have NO IDEA how this got in here....

Anyway, Tanner likes this player named Eric Byrnes...cuz he flies like Tanner...and he jumps like me. Now I didn't get to meet him in my Beergirlie costume....so I tried another tactic......

He totally messed up this catch....his glove is miles above the ball...I can probably get it in my paw if I s t r e t c h........!!! YES! Nabbed it....

And lookie here...that Eric is tryin' to get it off the wall....but I'm so all over this ball...IT'S MINE ERIC, BACK OFF!! ...

Look at Tanner Doofus just sittin' there like he's in shock...you'd think he'd at least be cheerin' or somethin'.....doesn't even have his glove up...he's gonna have a ball hit him on his noggin if he's not careful......

Anyway, sweet Eric was so impressed with my natural catchin' ability, that he asked me for a date er um some lessons....we're meetin' first at Starbarks to discuss the exercise regimen that I have outlined for him....

But I'm grounded for a week. Thanks, Tanner, for blabbin' all over the place....

Barkin' at ya...

Laciegirlie

A Beautiful Shower!!!!!

Fiona here...one of Myrna's bridesmaids (I live here with Scruffy, Lacie and Stanny...and I'm Gilbert's sissy)......we gave Myrna a bridal shower this past Saturday at a tearoom by our house, here in Da Burgh....it was lovely........

Look at this cardie that Miss Enid made...one of Eric's wheelies (who never gets to post) and also one of the "maids"......didn't she do a bootiful job?

Here's Myrna in New York gettin' ready for Butchy to pick her and her sissy Asta up in his plane....Asta is the maid of honor!!!

Some of our pre shower ablution photos will be featured by Miss Enid on HER blog...well, actually Eric's....but I did take this one of Myrna soakin' her wheels.....

Rose water, can you imagine??????

As we got ready to drive over to the tearoom, Asta and Myrna opted for this type of transportation.....those girlies are wild!!!!! (I think Myrna was offerin' Asta a cigarette, saw the camera and hid it....frankly I think they need all four paws to drive...)

Here we are...all of the "maids"....Asta to the left,Miss Autumn, me, Miss Myrna, Miss Josephine, and Miss Enid....we're all in lavender, Myrna's color for the wedding......Miss Enid took a lovely snap of us, didn't she????

Isn't this place amazing...it's in a very old house....mid 1800's...lovely!

Myrna's shower gifts...I know for a certain the one with the red bow is a blender...Gee, I wonder who is givin' her that???!!!

The first table they escorted us to seemed quite unsuitable with this relentlessly hooge centerpiece...Asta jumped on the table to try and shoe "it" off, but it was immobile....apparently not an unusual state (a meditating centerpiece?).......we also found "it" was sitting on one of the lovely shower cakes....when it finally did move, we noticed pastel icing stuck to its ridiculously hooge butt....

Here....this is better....have you ever seen anything so delicate? So feminine? And so very suited for the bride-to-be!!!

Um...oops...I have no idea how this pic got in here...Lacie baked this cake for Myrna, but Mumsie had a fit and deemed it "in bad taste"....Scruffy, Butchy and Stanley ate the whole thing down to the very last garter and told 'em it tasted fine!!!

This is better....Autumn and Josephine baked this....it's lovely, isn't it?

Here's our "server" pouring us our tea....she called these "Long Island Ice Teas" and assured us they would be the perfect touch with our cucumber sandwiches and cake.....

Have ya ever seen anything so cute? These are bootiful cupcakes iced like a rose......served in a teacup.......the serve told us it wasn't necessary to strain these first......(I took one back for Mumsie...she seems to have an issue with tea straining....)

I stopped into the "Ladies" and found Myrna doing this...just starin'...at Gilbert! I have never seen a bride so in love......









Don't we look lovely?

From left to right...Asta, Josephine, Enid, Autumn, me and Myrna....Quite a group, huh???

These are the little favors we took home....aren't they adorable???????

There's more to this story....somethin' bout too many Long Island Ice Teas and some kinda new smoothie our Server and her Clone whipped up....better check out the other maids' bloggies....

Fond regards,

Miss Fiona

Oh Fine, by Lacie

OK, OK...so maybe I did get a bit carried away in that last pic of Stanny, and maybe I um shouldn't have taken my Lakie emotions out on Scruffy when he rescued me this weekend. So, for once in my Lakie life...yes...are ya ready...

I'm sorry, Scruffy for being a total um well you know what...

Sorry, Stanny, for makin' that pic of you hula dancin'....(but ya gotta admit, it was funny....)

I do love my brothers and I know they'd do anything for me....wouldn't ya guys? Guys?? Um....WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Chewin' up my brand new designer shoes I have for the wedding?? Ah...BOYZ....

Laciegirlie

Stanny, As You've Never Seen Him.......

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA...doesn't pay to mess with the Lacie...'Specially when she knows photoshop!!!!!!!


NUFF SAID!!!

Laciegirlie

I'm Really Not A Hero, By Scruffy

Scruffy here...I hear sobbin' and wailin'...from under the deck....OH NO!!!!!!!!

Lacie...my sissy...she's STUCK UNDER THERE AGAIN!!! Just like last winter...but the ground isn't as frozen!!!!!

Lacie...can't ya squeeze outta there???? No???????

Hold on, Lacie...I'm comin'....I'll get ya out, Girl!!!!!

Scruffy frantically digs...with dirt flyin' behind him and hittin' Stanley square in his square face, Scruffy's toenails tear through the dirt entrappin' his sister.

OK...Lacie...your head's out...can ya squeeze your shoulders out now??????

That's it...slide your paw forward...and rotate counterclockwise.....

No, Lacie...you're slippin back in the hole....try harder....

Come on....grab my beardie......

That's it girl...squeeze on through.....

Now, one can see where the large Dale was through this entire process.......sittin' on his large economy-sized Dale butt.

Now this is where it gets more interesting...see when Lacie popped outta the hole...well, um...SHE WAS ONE PISSED OFF LAKELAND....

And since nuthin's ever her fault...she had this notion that IT MUST BE MY FAULT....

Look at her go; she was tryin' to kill me!

Look at her mouth...just inches from my backside......I could feel the breeze from those chompers of hers!

Sheeshch......

Then she collasped......

Have ya ever seen her tongue hangin' this far down??? All three of us got tossed in the bathtub! Poor Lacie's been takin' a long nappers this afternoon....and she still has to get ready for Myrna's bridal shower!!!!! That's today too!!! (We'll be postin' pix of the shower on Wheelie Wednesday!!!!!)

Reportin' Barks,

Scruffy