BEYOND HOOMILIASHUN, by Stanley

ALERT ALERT...TERRIERS ON ALERT....INTRUDER ON PROPERTY!!!

Stanley here....this is my normal positioning to scare off an intruder...but do you see my HEAD????? Well, it started like this...something about the next General Meeting of the Naughty Terrier Club members to wear wigs or hats...well, Lacie is so all about that.

That's enuff to give you a nightmare, huh.....

Then she stuck it on me, so I would be distracted from the best dead rubber chicken in history.

She then presuaded me to try on her Easter bonnet that Katie's mom made her for last season. "Stoop down," she says in her screeching obnoxious voice..."

"Here, let me give it a final adjustment...you are such a lughead, I can barely fit it over your massive skull. And it's so not all about brains."

So, this is what the fed ex guy saw, instead of a fierce guard dog....sheesch. Nuthin' like feelin' stoopid.

Well, until she put me back in that dumb wig.

A Dale's eyes are windows to our souls...WOE IS ME.

Respectfully submitted,

Stanley

HAPPY 6TH BARKDAY TO ME,SCRUFFY!!!!

Just shouting for joy....six years of living with the nuttiest bunch of terriers on the planet!!!

See the bee?? Get the bee, I gotta get that bee!!!!!!!

This pic was labeled as WHY NOT....Mumsie's says after looking back at old pix, that we have SETTLED DOWN A LOT...I resent that....

Oh...that was a good one. Back in the days where Stanley used to open fed ex boxes...this happened to be about 4,484 pee pads that he chewed up.

My litter......could we be any cuter??? Spring of '06!

And sweet little me on my first day home...lookit that fat tummy!!!!!



Lacie and Stanley begin to sing....HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR SCRUFFMAN, WE LOVE YA!

Lacie's New Bizness and MAYHEM IN CRACKER DOG RING.......

Some ask us how we keep our floors clean with THREE DOGS....well, it's easy....Lacie has a new BIZNESS....selling these most efficient mops, quite recently inspired, actually....any dog, cat or owner who needs to order just contact Lacie....BUT....she's a bit busy right now....she and the other CRACKERS are in the ring this very minute at Mango Minster....Stan and I have gone along to help feed and water the contestants...





What Stan??? I WAS SUPPOSED TO PUT WATER IN THE BOWLS???? But Lacie had her BLENDER right next to all the bowls....I filled them right up to the brim!!! I wasn't supposed to have done that???? Oh. My bad......(Scruffy gets his tennis ball and tosses it a bit....major stress reliever....)





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Hmm......the scene backstage as the CRACKERS are called into the ring......

Hoooo boy....THEY ARE BLOTTO......

OH NO.....WT UM HECK???????????

Lacie is gonna kill me......

(Scruffy mouths his ball a little faster....)

Stan, you and I better get into that ring and CHASE THE SQUIRRELS.....

YEEEEEEE HAAAAAAW!!!!!!!

And brew a pot of coffee for the CRACKERS....

HMMMMMMMMM.....

Scruffy and Stan.....

Our 500th POST and HAPPY FIFTH BARKDAY, LACIE GIRLIE!!!!!

Mumsie here....500th POST? We've done this 500 times????? And oh, the friends we have made....the joys and sorrows shared...thank you all....we love you more than you can imagine!!! Never in our wildest dreams did we imagine

JUST HOW MUCH FUN BLOGGING WOULD BE!!!

I am turning the bloggie over now to Scruff and Stan.....

OK....check out that GIANT LACIE LAKIE CAKES!!! Rice Krispie treats all mushed up into Lacie's big mouth!!!!!

We give our sissy a hard time, but we want her to know we do love her....





Our pressie to you sweet Sissy.....

XXOOXXOO

Scruffy and Babystan

Is Dexter a CYBER BULLY?????

Little Lacie here....my feelings are deeply hurt....well, not in this picture...but it's all becuz of a certain LABRADORK in Boston.....

Recognize this guy?? Dexter??? Mango's brother??? You might note he doesn't seem to have teeth...I know for a fact his toofers come out at night just like the stars...yep...dentures.

He has his boxers all in a wad cuz of my last post...my musings about Loki (that totally hot Cracker Judge for the Minster...)...all just that...MUSINGS. WHAT? Oh...the above pic...it's not like I have any control over the toys he plays with....

But back to Dexter....lookit this...this mean-spirited letter he penned me after my adorable last post....



And as for that immune to my "charms"??? Well, I have had several TOURS of his barn, but I'm not the kind of girl er LADY who kisses and TELLS.

So for your reading pleasure.....

Dearest Bestie (sic),
First off, I will remind you that I, Dexter, remain one of the few (and I mean very few) dogs on the internet who is immune to your "charms." I find little to please in your potty mouth remarks and questionable attire. It pleased me to no end that Judge Loki sussed out your cheap attempt at bribery by offering something that you give away freely every day.
Loki is no fool and knows that should he decide to engage in the right of passage known rather benignly as a "date with Lacie" then he can do so at any time he chooses.
I will not soon forget when you made your journey to our estate, but I am gentleman enough not to pester your hapless Mumsi for compensation due to the permanent hearing loss I suffered while transporting you.
http://mangosgreatadventures.blogspot.com/2008/11/invastion-part-ii.html

As for your comment on MY blog regarding dental work. I remind you that I did have a few extractions when just a wee pup due to a (rather adorable) over bite which caused my canines to mis-align. That, however, is beside the point. I realize that for you it is near impossible to imagine keeping one's mouth securely shut until there is something of value to say. However, I, Dexter prefer to keep my own counsel until I have thoroughly collected my thoughts.
Regards,Dexter

YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME....

He makes me sound like this......

Sheesch....

When really....well look at me....

Seriously, I feel like I've been CYBER BULLIED....poor innocent little me....






So....I propose INSTEAD OF THIS.....

THIS!!!!!

Frankly, I think Peewee is acting like a big baby...I mean, it's not like has teeth.



So I'm gonna help him out with a new BINKY.....that'll help him KEEP HIS TRAP SHUT!!!

HAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEEHEHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

TAKE THAT DEXTER!!!

BEAST

Crackers and MORE for Loki...Mango Minster Cracker Judge

So as I was sipping my hot carob this morning...(my brother Stanley is such a barista, n'est pas???) and I got to thinkin' about cows and dairy products. Yep, the Lacie is a veritable wealth of info on bovines.....I mean my pawsonal favorite whipped cream frosting comes directly from a cow, right?

And think about Swiss cheese...a pawfect compliment for a CRACKER.

And for some odd reason, my musings went directly to Loki...that good looking chap from Switzerland who just happens to be judging the Cracker Dog entries of Mangominster 2012. Lookit those crossed paws....wonder if he's got them crossed for a BRIBE er um never mind on that I'll just go back to playin' with my latte and seeing what pics I can make.

I wondered how MOI, ie the Lacie might look in a lovely Swiss outfit???? Fabulous...I mean, was there ANY doubt?????? It does accentuate my tiny waist.

After more spoon twirling, I saw this bucolic picture of darling Swiss cows passing down the lane plus a very lonely dog just waiting for a DATE!!!!!!!!! Er better strike that, too....maybe he was just hungry.

You might notice that cow in the back of the pack looks a bit like Juno, Loki's sister. He asked me to keep her busy for a while so he could get even more spoiled by his family but no that sounds like bribing so just STRIKE THAT LAST COMMENT. (Funny how much Juno looks like KHYRA....wonder if Khyra would like to join my herd????)

Oops, this is the totally wrong picture...wrong country, but same idea. The Lacie does have an amazing set of pipes.

Lookit this last swirl before I snarf down my carob!!! Pretty amazing, huh??????

Nothing like a nice hot drink on a cold winter's day......

Kisses,

Miss Lacie Teacakes; a formidable entry in Mango Minster 2012 Cracker Dog Competition

MANGO MINSTER 2012 CRACKERDOG ENTRY!!

Lacie Girl here...IT'S THAT TIME OF THE YEAR AGAIN....(drumroll.......) YEPPERS....

MANGO MINSTER 2012!!!

I am entering myself in the CRACKERDOG category....whilst I don't see anything cracker-like in the following pictures, I have been assured that WE ARE NUTS...me in particular.

Without further ado, we humbly submit our entry for this year's esteemed judges to peruse: it is twofold....crackersnaps to enjoy, AND for the first time in our blogging history....

A VIDEO.....get ready for the

ACTION!!!!!

Love that dishwasher...it's so like a den...fox, perhaps???

So good for firming those pesky gluteals!!!

Oh, that evil, evil dryer vent....I just know they're mice in there!!!!!

I really can't explain this pic...by the way the boyz are on the INSIDE of the shower...that would make me on the outside by default...

Oh, the oven....another dark and wonderful place. I try to jump in any time I can!!! Mumsie has a bunch of scars for some reason.

ARE YOU READY FOR THE VIDEO????




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OK....here we go....many many thanks to Auntie Sus and Bruvver for their hard work on making this video and to Daddy for filming us. It's a Day in the Life of Three Crackerdogs...with me being the whole SALTED PACKAGE....!!

ENJOY!!!!!

Respectfully submitted for entry,

Miss Lacie and her Stoopid Brothers, Scruffy and Stan!!!