Sunday, September 13, 2009

Khyra on a Stick....

Oh poor Toffee...Max's know...the one I was doing the TANGO/TANGLE with in my last post??? Well, he had to have 'mergency surgery on a very delicate part of his anatomy, poor sweet boy....Asta and I have been nursing him...well, Asta has...she won't let me in the room cuz I sat on his stoopid bed....I don't know who makes up those silly rules that ya can't sit on the patients' beds.......I did provide this donut...with pink sprinkles so HE can SIT a little easier....
photo by Petey well Petey had to go and blab all over the place that I wasn't wearin' my babydoll jamies that Mumsie packed for me....Asta and I ran into the boyz tent and um well these were my totally cool jamies that night. And Mumsie read about it and DEMANDED that Petey and Rosie find me some of those Martha's Secret wooly bloomers instead...look at this.....

photo by Petey
OMD, have ya ever seen anything so um....MODEST??? And ITCHY????!!!! And Petey dug all through my suitcases and found those totally stoopid polar bear slippers Mumsie sent too....there aren't even heels on them.....
Sheechsh......a girl has to express her individuality and that leopard print nightie was amazing....

I took a walk around the property this afternoon to walk off some of this delish food we've been eating....found this girlie...don't we look alike???????
And then I found this rather disturbing sight speakin' of look-a-likes.....

OMD....lookie at these??? Could it be MAX AND KHYRA...????? I found them on top of someone's golfclubs on the course....

Now that is totally SCARY....GOLFCLUB COVERS??????

Can ya imagine drivin' round in your golf cart and havin' Khyra makin' khomments from the back seat on your shot???

Barkin' at ya from South Africa...



NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

Keep it up!

I've already had THE TALK with my BIG FURIEND Butterskhotch Morsel of South Afrikha...

He LOVES 'em Laciehyenas...

I'm just sayin': watch your butt!


Dexter said...

So you made Toffee's bottom explode? Your powers never cease to amaze me.

I am most curious about the Khyra on a stick. It is quite charming, however it does leave out her panty loons.

Come to think of it, those jammies you had on with a bit of floof on them could be panty loons.


P.S. From Dexter - hey, thanks for saving that poor Rhino from the lusty Mango. I hear the little buggers are endangered. Wouldn't want their bloodlines getting messed up.

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

We would love to have Khyra cover up our human's golf clubs - that's the only way we will ever get to meet her.

Woos, the OP Pack

Unknown said...

I like how even your SHADOW becomes more modest in those woolly bloomers. Aunties Martha and Bailey will be so proud of you!

Glad Toffee is recovering from his date with you. Now we have scientific, medical evidence that dating Lacie is hazardous to your health!

Your pal,


Asta said...

Whewe have you been..aftew we got off that Elli fant you disappeawed..I was scawwed that you wewe missing too.whew..I knd of think you look gweat in those itchy bloomews . A giwl wif style can wowk even those slippews.
Toffee is feeling bettew , so you can go into his woom now..that donut did wondews
smoochie kisses

Sally Ann and Andy said...

I wouldn't want to get on a husky's bad side. You are all of 15 pounds, and she is anywhere from 35 to 60 pounds. You would be going to the vet's office, and she would be going home. So, be careful, she bigger than you and can inflict more damage than you. Us northern dogs can be kinda rough and scary looking sometimes.

Lucy-Fur, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Maybe the Khyra golf club covers might be able to make some komments that might help my Mom hit the ball better! (Or at least help her find the ball when it gets lost in the woods.)

*kissey face*

Joe Stains said...

Lacie, you are going to be SO grounded when you get home. I would rather have Khyra covers than a certain (lakeland) alternative.

Woops, I am supposed to be lost right now...seeya

Maxmom said...

Lots of licks

Huskee and Hershey said...

OMdoG Lacie.. you and your look-alike could have been long lost twins!! Did you check if you have a twnnie??

Hollie and Janie said...

That picture of you and your look alike is too funny! I hope you are having fun in Africa!! Be careful and make sure you don't become a golfclub cover! (although how adorable would that be!)

ScrapsofMe said...

I so glad you found that donut for Toffee's bum. Poor guy, he's just all 'pooped' out from partying with you girlies. I hear he's recovering and back to shaking his booty again with the wimmen. I'm soooooo glad you saved Mango from replicating his RH genes on tha poor rhino chick. She was just minding her own bidnez and along comes trouble on a stick, so to speak. I just hope it was soon enuff. KWIM? The next time he goes to a vineyard for wine tasting, someone make sure he's in the shade and naps before running off inflicting his big ole self on the world.
peesess....I love yer leopard nitey, very sexy. The fuzzy bloomers, not so much.

Duke said...

You've pulled it off again, Lacie! You made Martha's wooly bloomers look absolutely sensational and baby-doll like! You could wear a paper bag and look hot!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

TwoSpecialWires said...

Lacie, you never cease to amaze me. If I keep reading your bloggie, I may eventually have to give up my shyness and try out your style. Or at least selectively experiment with a few of your fashions and fun.

But I'm not quite ready yet.....
Miss Fergi (and Jake) ooxx

Sally said...

Oh dear - poor Toffee - you should come with a warning label. I liked both version of the jammies - i agree with the other comments - you make both outfits look great - we are glad you are having a good time in Africa - the heat and humidity would make my hair frizz - but you are perfectly dressed and not a hair out of place - what is your secret?
Lots of licks
Sally and Paddy

PS We find the golf warmers very disturbing - is nothing sacred?

Unknown said...

Hi Mumsie,

Petey's Mom here. That's a Hermes alligator Birkin bag that young Lacie is dreaming about...they range from $30,000 to $60,000 because you can just imagine how difficult it is to find pink alligators in the wild.

Glad the Martha's Secret garments arrived in the knick(ers) of time!

Your pal,

Petey's Mom

Moco said...

If your not careful you will be staying home on the next trip.

Duffy said...

I don't think I can open my mouf as big as a lion, but i don't think it's exactly lady like. The leopard print nightie on the other hand... (oh, I'm too young to be noticin'

Asta said...

Lacie sweetie
How's youw tum tum aftew that fifteenth piece of cake just befowe looked a little gween..I hope you'we OK
love and smoochie kisses

Noah the Airedale said...

Lacie girl, I cant believe the things they say about you. We know you are no trouble what so ever. Exploding way, not you.

Noah xx