Lacie here...I just had to squash some rumors I just saw on the tabloid covers..."Joe and Lacie, Plus Eight Birds" etc....
Here's what REALLY happened in that Heron's nestie when we were on the Great Baby Wheelie Rescue....
Yes...I was workin' Under the Covers...disguised in a Heron costume....this "Heron" and I were in the middle of a TOTALLY SMOKIN' HOT KISS, when the stoopid bird sez....WOW...YOUR BUTT IS AS BIG AS SOME LAKELAND TERRIER'S I KNOW...NAME OF LACIE...
Well, I just saw feathers at that point and hauled off and slugged the bird...cept it wasn't a bird...it was that stoopid Joe Stains in his Hugh Heffner bathrobe, a fireman's hat and a lot of feathers....
I musta scared him cuz he let loose with a hooge stain completely soakin' the nest and drippin' on to the ground beneath.....
He grabbed the Baby and fled leavin' me to explain to the hostile Herons what I was doin' in their nestie...totally blew the covers right offa me....
Seemed prudent to take leave at that point...
With apologies to Sophie....that HOT KISS was completely an accident, dear Girl....completely....
Feathery kisses...
Laciegirlie
23 comments:
Always finding yourself in a photo-op for the tabloids, aren't you? Should we call you Paris or Lindsey?
Lots of treats -
Tinkerbell, Oscar and Tucker
WFT?! I was CLEARLY drugged and need to speak to my lawyer. OK first I need to get a lawyer, then I will speak to them! At no time did I permit the Lacie beasts lips to get near mine!!!!! Clearly I came out of the drug induced haze just in time to recognize the substantial posterior about to cause the nest to go crashing down. The resulting release of my bowels was also a result of the drugs! I SWEAR!!!!
CAN I GET A WITNESS??
w00fs, hmmmmm...me not has a comment yet..
b safe,
~rocky~
We need to get the different undercover agencies better coordinated.
Personally, I am not sure how you ever fit your bottom into that little nest in the first place.
Slobbers,
Mango
Heroines are often mis-understood, we know you meant only the best.
sort of
gussie
Hi, Lacie...
I don't know...I'm just Barkless...
You are one interesting gal...
Abby xxxooo
Think Joe Stains needs the help of your brother Lacie.You might need to feather your nest elswhere Lacie, way up high where Sophie can't catch you......
Worried wags, Eric xxxx
So I'm not mad about the kiss, but I'm pretty freakin' pissed about the punch. You HIT my JOey?!
xo
SB
Oh no, at least you got away!!
Feather, Darla, Pappy & LizzaBella ^..^
Okay, Lacy. If that's what you say...
Sheesh!!!!
Love and Koobuss Kisses,
Koobie
Lacie sweetie
I do appweciate all you did to help my little nephew(ackshually he's youw nephew too, hmmmm)
anyway, while I appweciate the gweat lengths you went to to help find him and wescoo him..I think pawhaps you went a little too faw..although I can see whewe Joey's lips might be vvelvety smoof and soft, but Lacie..HE"S NOT YOUWS!!!!!!! paws off..I don't think you should get in the way of twoo love like he and sophie have.
btw. has Scwuffy passed his law exams yet????
smoochie kisses
ASTA
Baby wheelie was recued! That's the most important part! We hope Sophie is the forgiving type!
Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch
Dear Lacie, I always feel so sad when the other "boys" put you down. I know you are not the strumpet they say you are. You are always doing good things for everybody and also any dear friend of Asta can't be all bad!! I have a rodeo date with Aggie tonight, but there are plenty of exciting activities going on up here this summer. Soooo, if you still want to go on a date with me, I'd be honored. Let me know. Your friend and defender, Hootie
You are KILLIN' me, Lacie. I knew we couldn't rescue the wheelie babe without at least a little scandal. Just be sure to MAKE SURE that things are cool with Sophie. She used to dance in the Russian ballet and I'm sure she has ties to the Russian underworld. I'm just sayin...
Goober love & smooches (but nowhere near as hot as Joey's),
Stanley
Deaw Lacie giwl
Have you had youw beawdie twimmed yet? I hate to think of youw kwa foowe not being pawfect. These stoopid boyz just don't appweciate youw noble head now youw exquisite booty..(I think maybe you should move to mowe southewn climes whewe boyz awe mowe weaw owiented in theiw likes)
Have you hiwed a lawyew yet???
I could be youw chawactew witness ow something. Hhoootie also thinks nothing but good of you..did you wead his sweet message?
gotta wun, love you
smoochie kisses
ASTA
WHOA! I think I'll get some popcorn!!
This is gonna be a great wHo-dOne-iT??
ruv ya!!
Autumn
OH no!
I bet the next installment will be Lacie as Okhto-Mom....
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
I can't even think what to say about this...
Morgan
Wow that is some outfit...
Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie
Watch out Scruffy! I saw a picture of Scruffy on Petfinder as up for adoption through Fox Terrier Rescue!~~~~~~~~~~
Bussie Kissies
Buster
Lacie. We want you to know... Stella told us, when we met her, that you are one very sweet little girl. We believe only the best things that we read about you. Maybe some will call us gullible, but we want you to know we would do anything for you. We are always here in your defense.
Love,
Miss Fergi and jake
Lacie! I'm so flattered! Farfel has always told me that he loves my speckles, and lots of people have commented about them, but no one has ever said they want to have a make-over! Wow! You made my tail wiggle!
We won't be home until August.... but, if you really want to do this (I think your fur is beautiful as it is, by the way), I guess you could start bleaching it out now. I understand about the Wirey Clairol products, but I've also heard that lemon juice and the sun works, too. I may try it while we're at the beach.
By the way, Jake is going to see if he can learn how to play poker.
Your flattered friend,
Miss Fergi
Gads girl. You get yourself into quite the messes.
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