Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Highlights and Gator Wrasslin'!!!!!

OH MY!!! Before I get into the Poker Game, I just HAD to show you girls the highlights on this um terrier. Look at her beardie...I'm takin' this pic to the groomin' spa with me the next time...they musta had those foils put on pawfectly!!!!
Look at her back...perfectly positioned highlights...from dark brown to light frosted....I AM COMPLETELY IMPRESSED!!!
The Poker Pawty was a complete disaster. Only a few brave doggies showed up to it was mostly Turtles and Gators. It was TERRIERFYING. I guess I should have known when Mr. Gator started callin' me "that tasty little morsel," but in my defense, I thought he was referrin' to some of the Horse Dovers that I had made.
I had run into the kitchen to bring out a fresh plate of chips and gawk a moley and when I came out, Scruff and Babystan were hogtied and the Gators were buildin' a fire. They grabbed me makin' me spill the nasty green gawk a moley all over my blond highlights. I screamed and screamed.....
AND STUFFIE STAN CAME TO THE RESCUE.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Our hero!!!

He ran in a zig zag pattern TOWARD the gator and JUMPED ON HIS BACK!!!!!

He wriggled his way up toward his strong gator jaws.......even lost his shades and hat there for a while with all his exertions!!!

AND GRABBED THOSE JAWS AND HELD THEM OPEN......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(He's had lotsa practice watchin' Mumsie tryin' to get stuff outta Scruffy's mouth!)

And for good measure....Mumsie came and SAT on him. That could kill anybody....!!!!!!
You were all right in voicin' your concerns.....
Lacie Girl!


Girl Girl Hamster said...
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Girl Girl Hamster said...

That sure is some pawsome highlights. Stuffie Stanley is so brave to wrestle that gator. What a Hero

~ Girl girl

Amber-Mae said...

Stuffie Stanley is soooo brave! I hope that Gator wasn't too aggressive...

Butt wiggles,
Solid Gold Dancer

Duke said...

Wow! Stuffie Stan and Mumsie are sure brave souls! We would never attempt something like this!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Noah the Airedale said...

I think Stuffie Stan thinks he's Steve Irwin.
That gator must have been really scared with Stuffie Stan and Mumsie sitting on him cause there is something whizzing out of his mouth......crikey!!!!

Hugs and tail wags

Ferndoggle said...

Those are some HUGE teefies! Your Mumsie is very brave.


Unknown said...

Be very careful, Babystan, Scruffy, Stuffie Stan and especially Lacie - there's another one of those gators down in the Sea Pines Center! Even bigger! And right outside one of my favorite restaurants—just luring us unsuspecting pups in with tempting aromas. (And a jewelry store too, to lure in Mommy!)

Don't worry Asta, I'll be sure to protect you when we go to Hilton Head!

Your pal,


Dexter said...

What a gripping saga. I am getting the feeling that stuffies are braver than us regular doggies.


BrandytheGreat said...

EEK@! Those gators dont look my type!

Asta said...

I would ewect a statoo to stuffie Stan..what a bwave hewo..I'm so impwesss, and thankful that he was thewe to wescoo you guys..that was a close escape..I like the idea of taking that pictoowe with you fow the highlights..they awe pawfect...ummm who's that teenagew impawsonating Mumsie?
stay safe
smoochie kisses

Eric said...

So brave stuffie Stan, One SNAP and he would have had your Guts for 'Gators....

Wags, ERic x

Moco said...

Thank goodness you were able to overcome that gator. You have to be careful who you invite to poker parties. You are lucky you had such a good bodyguard.

Toffee said...

pssst! I also heard from Peter Pan that you should "never smile at a crocodile" - just thought that may be helpful someday.

I was sitting on the edge of my seat reading your story! I am so happy that everyone is safe and sound. Your mom is so little I have a hard time believing that she could squish the alligator with her weight! She must have made you write that!


The Black and Tans. said...

Three cheers for Stuffie Stan, what a hero.

Now those highlights...... they must have taken ages to do, our hooman moans she has to sit in the hairdressers for 2 hours having her mop sorted, we don't mind though means we get a bit of peace!

Molly and Taffy

Juno said...

OMD, what a cute banner!!

Scruffy, Lacie and Stan! You're all cute but your mumsie is also super cute!

Momo & Pinot

George the Pup said...

Wow Stuffie Stanley sure is brave to tackle that gator!

It's nice to meet you guys, thanks for stopping by my bloggie!


Deetz said...

Your mum is very very brave!!!!!
I would have been terrified to sit on that gator

Agatha and Archie said...

WE TOLD YOU!!!! THat kid is bad news...We must say that other kid does have lovely highlights!! Now here is the question we have.....Did Mumsie take the stuffie with her on vacation? Check us out in our SHOWER CAPS!!!!!!! (ican not believe you told them)Love A+A

Joe Stains said...

wow I wonder where that goat gets her hair done! You guys narrowly escaped certain death, good grief!! I sure am glad I wasn't there I would have been scared!

Lorenza said...

Stuffie Stanley and your Mumsie are so brave!
I know I would not be able to do that!
Kisses and hugs

the many Bs said...

whew. that was a close call with the gator. of course we had to laugh just a little bit cuz you guys are so 100% weird. we love you for that! hee hee.

that gator looks like he was spitting. did Stan Stuffy squeeze the spit out of him?