MY REAL BRO....ROCKET!!!

Hey Everybody....I want to indroduce you to my real brother, Rocket. He lives with his folks in Michigan. (He loves to swim at their cottage in the summer!!!) He's a lot nicer a doggie than I am. Um...the old Scruffster has some manners issues at times.

Lacie...Perhaps this would be a good time to tell everybody how you came in from outside yesterday, Scruffy and were really thirsty and had to pee at the same time. So instead of running to ur puppy pads.....you lifted ur leg and peeed in ur water bowl and started to drink it. YEP....Scruffy is one gross dog.....

Scruffy...she makes that stuff up...I mean how could I do something as dumb as the above????



Anyway...back to Rocket....he is a great dog and a fab brother. As you can see he has amazing taste in costumes. I prefer the Batman one personally! Will post some more pix of my family later....I have a really cute Sissy...guess what her name is....I mean, this is my real Sissy....Her name's Lacey, too. Yep...Mumsie stole her name for this small tattletail...I mean sweet girl with with whom I co-habitate. She did ask permission before she named her that and changed the spelling. But, I still say she stole it.


Wiry barks,
Scruffman

So what ARE ya supposed to do if you have to pee and drink at the same time?????

Scruffy and Koobie....Jail time.....

Well, well, well....Since I was very busy babychasing Stella at the pawty this weekend, I did not hear bout this. It seems that Koobie and Scruff did NOT fall off the trolley in Boston as we all thought...they jumped....well...Koob jumped and turned and caught Scruffy. Evidently Wussy Scruffy Wire was scared to make the plunge.

It seems they "borrowed" AireRuby....um...and had a small amount of difficulty landing her. I don't think the Penn State band appreciated having to run off the field at half time to avoid being struck by an errant plane being flown by a fox terrier. I'm not sure which foxy wire was flying...but it really doesn't matter...they got thrown in jail in State College.

Evidently, it didn't diminish their Penn State spirit...note the PSU logo on the wall of the cell. Big Bruvver was at the game and went over and bailed them out. Mumsie doesn't know about this one yet. And I don't think we're telling her.

We wondered why AireRuby had all of that turf stuck to her tires, not to mention several band instruments still stuck to the wings.

Ruby, I don't know what to say. Scruffy owes you really big for this one.

Lacie

Pee Ess.....Check out Blue's blog to vote for where she should hold her Creepy Pawty this week....HURRY!!!!!

The Morning After....

When Scruff and I got hot and took off our stuffie costumes....here's what we really went as...I went as a WFT and Scruff went as a Lakie.....hmm.....


OK...this pic is a bit odd....I had put Stella in her crib....I went out to find Dunstan....was gone for 5 minutes...when I came back to check out the crib...look who's here...anybody know who the baby Dale is????...Um...Stell was callin' him CassieBoy.....but Cassidy hasn't even left his breeders to go live with Harry yet....BUT he drank ALL of the baby bottles I prepared for Stella. (She preferred Sam Adams and the punch bowl...) It's a mystery, indeed.


Actually, I swiped Daddy's laptop and am attempting to post this from Salem...um....I've been babysitting (more like baby chasing) Stan's new sissy Stella tonight. Let's just say, it hasn't quite gone as planned.....(I did detail it to Stan's Girl in comments on her last post...am way too tired to write it again.....) This is what the the dogs and hammies had this am upon awakening....Goota love the hair of the dog, so to speak.....


And this GIANT pot of coffee...Agatha and Archie have thought of all of our comforts.


Plenty of donuts so no one goes hungry.....

Few takers for these...not sure why.......I thought they looked good, but I've been chasing a baby all night, and not partying....



And looooookeeeeeee here....That Scruffy. Sometimes that dog with his limited intelligence surprises me. He knows everybody! And he managed to get us tickets......LOOK...


WE HAVE TICKETS FOR ALL OF SECTION 121 ...right on the first base line. SWWWEEEETTT!

The game is tonight....if we can get Ruby to fly us to Denver...don't expect your dogs, kitties, hammies home for a while.

Koobie is supposed to be watching Stella for me now, but she seems to be somewhat lifeless on top of the cake again. She's breathing....I checked. Lacie

Tonight's the Night!!!!!

Yep...that's us! Bet you can't tell what we are??!! RIGHT! Lacie and I are going as Witch Stuffies!!!!!!!!! It's a little warm in here! We're on our front porch waiting for Ruby to come.


For those of you new to blogging, this is Dunstan, Lacie's boyfriend. (One of them...) He actually lives with Jackson in the UK, but he came for a visit this summer and never left. Check out his costume!!!!!



Is that not the most frightening thing you've ever seen???? OK...that's it for me...I'm goin' under the bed.


This is Lacie. You really didn't think Scruff would get through this post, did you????? Isn't Sir Dunny amazing lookin'??



Here' s a full body shot! Whoa...he really scared the fur offa Scruffy.




The above pumpkin guards the entrance to the dessert room. Our own room for sweets!!!
Agatha and Archie outdid themselves in picking this site for our pawty!!!!!!!!!

I spent all week baking....we have a whole field of these cakes. Plenty for each and every dog, hammie or whatever to stuff themselves with!!!!!!!



This cake is even more amazing if I do say so myself. Scruffy sucked down so much of this icing that we almost had to give him insulin and he's not diabetic. We gotta run....we hear Ruby circling to land in our cul de sac.....we're bringing along a costume for Stella to wear...Koobie and I are babysitting this weekend. Easy job.....Happy Barkday to ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lacie

Welcoming Stella By Rhyme!

Wow...that looks like Lacie....BUT NO!!! It's Stanley's new sissy, Stella....In honor of her arrival as Reigning Princess of Gooberstan (or Gooberstell!) we have written limericks for her!

A Not Too Bad Limerick by Lacie:

Stella's coming to rule

At the Airedale Dog Training School!

Though lacking in height,

She's got a huge bite!

Never playing the fool!

A Bad Limerick by Scruffy:

Just arrived a Lakie named Stella

To live with a big Goober Fella!

Stanley said, "Welcome Lass!"

Stella said, "Kiss my ***!"

She proceeded to raise lotsa hella!!!!

We challenge you to write your own laughable limerick!!!!! S & L

Gettin' Ready!!!!!

MMMMMMM!!!! Scruffy and I are getting things ready to take up to the pawty for this weekend!!!!! Agatha said there's an enormous fridge, so we should have plenty of room for every pet's favorite. The Pittsburgh food that we're bringin' are pierogies...or 'rogies as we say in this house. Stuffed with kraut, cheese, potatos, or whatever they are boiled or fried with lotsa butter and onions.


We also have to bring some kraut and kielbasi....double yummmmm....we have plenty so every dog, kitty, hammie can eat there fill. Cept for Dunstan...he has to restrain himself with 4 hollow legs. The koi are all invited too...perhaps some gourmet bread crumbs?????



We're hoping to get up there tomorrow to start the decorating. We have plenty of pumpkins and sooooo many other decorations. Hopefully, Koob and I can get this all into her new car to make the drive up there. Mass ACHOO Sits! is south of here isn't it??? I'm navagating with my Lakie GPS nose. We gotta think bout the cake...anybody have any ideas....it has to be ginormous from the huge number of dogs and hamsters around.....and goblins!!!!!!!




The final product for the parlor is to be something like this. DON'T TELL SCRUFFY. He's a big wimp and he's really scared to come. There's also the little matter of the Penn State/Ohio State game at the SAME TIME as the pawty. He's mumbled something bout 'borrowing" Aire Ruby for an hour. Wonder who can fly it????? Hope everyone has their costumes together and has their flight booked on 'Ruby....

Oh...and Scruffy thanks you for covering for him regarding Mumsie takin' over the blog. She almost found Stanley. It took a lot of pulling to get that big boy on his paws. He drank 2 gallons of coffee. Oh...and Scruffy promises there will be no acorns for munching at this pawty. One of the dogs had an issue with them this weekend. Chew....

So excited!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lacie

HMM.....

Hello Dawgs, Cats, Hamsterriers....

This is Mumsie. Scruffy and Lacie seem awfully tired tonight. I was wondering what went on here this week. I feel asleep on the sofa last Wednesday, after Scruffy ran away. Don't even get me started on that issue. I was studying for ACLS testing for tomorrow. Awakening today, 5 days later, I seem to know all of the material.

BUT....my house. There seems to be remnants of what looked to be a jail cell here. And about 20 empty pizza boxes. Hundreds of marrow bones....chewed and demarrowed..... are scattered around, and there is a strong smell of cigar smoke everywhere. At least, I think it's cigar smoke. Someone installed a kegerator (sp?) in the kitchen. Also, there are large Airedale sized mounds of dog you-know-whatties all over the yard.

And Lacie seems to have gotten her ears pierced and is sporting a pair of pearl earrings.

Just wondering if any of you might have ANY idea what transpired while I was in my ACLS induced coma.

Thought you might like to see a pic of Scruffy's and Lacie's predecessor, Sarge. He didn't blog....but he did used to follow the WFT "Pepper," on Pepper's Place. (Pepper had a webcam in his house turned to his favorite spot to sleep.) Sadly, he has moved to the rainbow bridge about the same time Sarge did. I like to think of them chasing each other!!

Hope all of you bloggers had a great weekend......I will relinquish the blog back to my dogs. Unless, of course, there should be a reason for them to be grounded????????

Mumsie