How to Have a Trim Backside, Lacie Style!!!

Now George, the Lad asked me this morning if my mom WAS HOLDING ME UP IN THE AIR for the pic I submitted for Twinkie's Show Me Your Bum Contest...

As if....

Now I've given interviews before on how I keep my derriere so trim...and I so emulate Miss Sunshade with her strong Muscular Backside....

In one sentence...YOU GOTTA WORK IT....

Sit back for a viewing of the Lacie doin' just that...

Gettin' some aire in the shower...so fab to bounce off the door!

Dryin' my fur post shower....back view...lookit my reflection in the mirror!

Fur dryin', side view....no strings, photoshop or ladders...just one muscle butt!

Other ways to exercise...my afternoon aerobic class....terrier style....

MOVE IT, I SAID MOVE IT, FECAL BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sheesch, he's slow....gonna give you a bit of a bite on the butt, Scruffy!

Lookit the Dale...some King of the Terriers...we know which breed rules the Terriers.....

All four paws in the aire....am also studying ballet in Paris...on the side...

A terrier's KEEN OF EYE....I'm keen alright...on chasin' my brothers...

HAHAHAHAHAAAA...another example of the graceless Dale.

I'm closin' in Scruffy! Lookit at how tight his paws are together...amazing he doesn't trip and fall flat on his foxy face....

WHAT? You are giving ME lip???? You will pay.....oh...and for the alert readers this is a classic example of how we Lakies run stiff legged...it's a prance...dog mom made me practice with empty paper towel rolls as a pup....

Move it, AIRE BREATH!!!!

A lady never sweats...just a bit of dew on my fur.....

Kisses,

Beastie Muscled Derriere Girlie

The FAKIE LAKIE!!

Scruffy here....first the pic Stan and I submitted for Twink's tushie contest...yep, that Lacie gets some aire when she wants her mornin' hot carob with whipped cream....it's amazin' she can get that thing up there!!

You gotta see this...Mumsie ordered this kid on ebay last spring...cuz she looked like a fat Lakeland and had a purple nose....

Eric's mom fostered her and shipped her to us with the gentle comment that she didn't think the fat Lakie and her wheels had started life at the same time together...hmm....was she a FAKIE LAKIE?

This was taken at the Eric Square House...where is Eric? WAS HE LYIN' DOWN ON THE JOB?? Isn't that Unsteady Eddy, a bit more unsteady than usual?

Mumsie sent the Fat Lakie to Dr. Snitchybug's in I O WA...she can sew and fix anything....and she made a discovery...the Fat Lakie had a body MASK ON...she was a Fakie Lakie...underneath all that fake plush fur was a lovely Chiltern wheelie....made a long time ago...wonder what her story is? So she had a lovely makeover and came to live with us.....

OMD...Lacie has a Snitchybug original beaver fur stole...made from one of Papa Lamb's old beaver coats he found at a garage sale...Miss Enid has one just like it!!!

Lacie has her work cut out for her with this feisty girlie!!!

She even has plush accessories made out of her old FAKE COAT...complete with ears for a wonderful hat and a stole...hmm...so she can go IN DISGUISE????

Hoo Boy....what a lot of estrogen in this pic....

Oh no...Lacie is taking the formerly Fakie Lakie for a walk....

And with the temperatures dippin' she won't be cold in that stole....wraps are so IN!

Um...it seems Miss Fakie has appropriated Lacie's stole.....to use for a HAT!!!

But not for long!!! That Lacie is nuthin' if not stylin'...

It just gets weirder and weirder around here....

Reporting Barks,

Scruffman

HIRED BY MANGO MOMMA; A Stinky Post!

As some of you may know, the Mango Momma has had the sickies...and when she takes to her bed...let's just say there is a relentlessly hooge pileup in the backyardie!!

So Mango's momma called me...see how careful I'm being????

Managed to not even scoop up the RH.

Hmm....she didn't EXACTLY say where she wanted all of this...just that it better be GONE from the yard. Like yesterday.....

Customer Service is my MOTTO....

Any other dogs need help for those pesky yard piles?

Call Scruffy for all your needs...

Pawslaps,

Scruffman

Happy 10th Barkday, Butchy!!!

Lacie here...yes, yes, I do look adorable...I got a new hat for the happy occasion of Butchy's barkday....we're all going to EAT CAKE and wish him well. Also Katie and I need to go shopping...that girlie has grown out of everything!!!

Butchy is going to celebrate his Barkday early, cuz he has to go to the vettie tomorrow and get some lumpies removed...I'm just going to stay on and nurse him...I am very sure that my nursing instructors, Aggie and Asta will permit me to wear this new purple nursing cap...versatile, isn't it!

I made this delectable cake of an airplane for us to bring along. One can never have TOO MUCH CAKE or BUTTERCREAM FROSTING!!

Happy Barkday, dear Boy!!!

We totally love ya!!!

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanny

Oooooh, Wedding Pix!!!!

A rhapsody of pink....

Hmm....so these are hopelessly out of order...but I tried....here's Cat Woman getting dressed for the ceremony.....

Blusher veil in place!!

The night before at the Rehearsal....Jennifer and Dan, her husband-to-be!!!

So pretty!!

Not sure what Auntie Sus said to her.....

Church steeple...you should have heard the Bells!!!

Church is on Davidson College campus in Davidson, NC...very old....

What can I say???

A few of the maids, Sissy and me......

Bruvver and Cat Woman....

Mumsie and Daddy and the kids.....

Auntie Sus, Mumsie and Cat Woman...

So I'm all about the bouquet toss....

Check out these SHOES!!!!!

And our very favorite pic...the picture that says a thousand words and evokes a thousand grateful thoughts...

Daddy and Jennifer...

Dancing the father/daughter dance....together....

Surrounded by friends and family....

So happy!!!

So very happy....

Lacie, Scruffy, Stanny and Mumsie XXOO

Happy 4th Barkday, ASTA!!!

We love you, Girlie!!!

Scruffy, Lacie, Stan and Mumsie

Of Lace, Roses and Tulle...It's WEDDING TIME!!

Can ya believe it...our Sissy's big day is this Saturday, 9/25 in Charlotte, NC....we are so excited!! Actually, I think Mumsie's a bit terrified...

Here's a pic of Cat Woman with her Grandad at the tender age of two....in her Polly Flinders....

And here's a pic of her and Dan...and me when I was a mere pup....

Daddy's gonna play his guitar and sing three songs before and during the ceremony. He sang in Daddy and Mumsie's wedding too!! We are so very blessed to have him with us on this special day....

And I am going to ROCK THAT AISLE!! Check out my dress...Vera Fang, of course!!!

Don't you adore the RUFFLE and the BOW...oh, this dress is soooooooooooooooo ME...

Wish us luck gettin' everything in the suitcases!!

Kisses to all!!

Lacie Girlie