Spyin' on Lacie...Her Secrets Revealed!!

Ever wonder how Lacie gets into some of her um TIGHTER outfits???? Well, Scruffy and I solved the mystery when we last had our baths......

Now, we weren't peekin' or nuthin', but it's pretty obvious when you get smacked in the head with a chunk of spandex when Lacie is um DISROBING.....

Yep...she takes stock in this company....takes her F O R E V E R just to get into them...lotsa squealing and screeching......and then look what happens....

What is holding in her middle seems to squish out her back end!!!

Not to mention it makes her face look like a BOBBLEHEAD!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHOOOOHEEHEEHEEHEEHARHARHARHOHOHOHOHOHOOOO!!

Respectfully submitted,

Scruffman and Stanley

Spring and the Dear Deer!!!!!

HAPPY FIRST DAY OF SPRING!!!!!!!

So yesterday we were playin' in the basement....we decided all at once to go upstairs...it was a triple terrier pileup....but we felt like George the Lad with Saturday Steps!!

We get upstairs and think we might see something....so Mumsie let us out....she nearly had a heartie attack when she looked out the window and saw this....

Lookit Stanley...have you ever seen the body language of a Dale to be more specific????

Scruffy looks like he's one of the deer herd...he's doin' a little grazing...

We had a meeting with these kids...we're having a Poker Pawty with them...they don't have much expression on their faces...could be a tough game!!!!!

Wanna come???

Kisses,

Mrs. Mango Backup Dog

No, I haven't married him...but I am a bit worried for our hatchling...I'm just not sure of Mango's nurturing skills....

Last Snow of Winter????

Yes, yes, WE'RE BACK. Our computer's hard drive gave up the ghost...so we had to get that fixed. And I've been busy trying to hatch an egg (see my tiny butt above) but that got boring.



Frankly, Mumsie said we all have been rather boring these days. But we think she's just a bit tired of winter....I mean lookit this....

Yes, Scruffy and I use pee pads...Mumsie buys them in bulk and tossed them down the stairs. You call this BORING? Obviously, somedog chewed them up....and um some dog...(THAT WOULD BE SCRUFFY...) had a little bowel issue. Now, why would Scruffy poop on the chewed up pads? His brain is so small it's anyone's guess.

Stan swore he had nuthin' to do with it....

So we got more snow on Friday. They predicted 4-8"....we were relieved they were wrong. Got way less....oh, I do look adorable with that white background.....

Scruffy's lookin' at a deer in the woods...what else does he do?

Stan's playin' Square Shadow...that's a good one.

Is this the last roach of winter?????

I didn't even need to get out my furdryer to work on that snow....

Cuz two hours later, this is our yardie.....

It got up to 58 degrees...no snow could put up with that!

Oh...that egg I was tellin' you about. Well, I got soooooooooooo sick of sittin' on it to hatch it. So I sent the egg to Mango....IT'S FATHER. 'Bout time that dog took some responsibility...

He's hatchin' it now....HERE.

Kisses,

Beastie Lacie

Snowdog Scruffman...As You've Never Seen Him!

Snow AGAIN! B O R I N G.....well, it IS the end of February....we played outside...the usual. (Lacie yawns....bored.)

We even played the Who Has the Squarest Shadow game. I won easily. Boring....

Scruffy's too dumb to be bored. He's entertained for hours with that stoopid tennis ball.

Stan got creative and got the pool out.

Ahh...but no water....get outta my way...the Lacie Has An Idea....

Hmmm....

Oh...a bit slippy on that first jump....let's just say I'm about to get creative here.....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! Look at this! I REINVENTED Scruffy....

This Scruffy's a Good Dog! And he has minty fresh breath.....now that's an improvement.

Cute butt, too!

STAN: OMD...what's this in the pool? I'm gonna knock his block off!!!

Stanny, Scruffy...don't even think about touching my Creation.....

Get away from his candy nose, Stan.....I'm warnin' ya....

STAN...YOU ARE CHEWING HIS GUMDROP NOSE...????

SCRUFFY...WHERE IS HIS EYE? DID YOU EAT IT????????

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.....

Ahh...now that's better....

A good day's work in the snow....

Kisses,

Lacie Beast

PARTY for Bertie and Katie at ASTA's!!!

Lacie here....Big Announcement!!!!! There's gonna be a pawty!! Bouncin' Bertie and little Katie Lamb are going to be OF AGE this weekend....it's their FIRST BARKDAY!! Asta and I are havin' a little get-together for them...ok, a big one....and the theme is CAMELOT....

Like King Arthur....!! Knights...joustings....and tons of food!!

See the details on Asta's bloggie!!!


Look at them....

How they've grown up in the last year!!

Now to attend the pawty LEAVE COMMENTS ON ASTA'S BLOG....it starts tomorrow and goes the weekend!!!

Kisses

Lady Lacie Cakes!!

Lacie Plays Postoffice..!

Stanley and Scruffman here...madhouse...sheer bedlam...yes, Lacie is sending her Valentines....

Look at the table...crayons, lace, glue, candy..L O N G lists of names.....

She's been doing this for hours.....

Tons of sentiment involved....

And tons of males...lookit that list....but this one envelope, she's hiding the Valentine...the one that sez NOAH.....hmm....

Hmm...that's quite a statement by Lacie's paw....

Happy Valentine's Day, Everybody!!!!

We love you!!

Lacie and the unpictured Scruffy and Stanley!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, LACIE!!!

OH, I LOVE BIRTHDAYS!

ESPECIALLY MY OWN...the cards...presents....DATES....and CAKE....did someone say CAKE????????? Lookit this lovely card from Butchy, Katie and all those kitties out in IOWA....and it's SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PURPLE...my favorite color!!!! Thank you, guys!!!

And lookit this cardie from Asta...it's all blingee on her blog....she took me to the spa....you can read about it here...

Isn't that crown to die for??? Oh, Asta!!!!!!!! Thank you dear girl!!

Mumsie was tryin' to find our really early pics of me...but they're on the other 'puter....so I'm puttin' this one up...that Khyra hogs everything...even my Lacie Jack in the Box.....

Did you guys know, this is why Mumsie got ME? Cuz Scruffy was NAUGHTY. He was 18 months old and wouldn't stop rippin' her clothes...wasn't really housebroken, chewed everything in sight.

After 30 minutes of me in the house and one episode of me sinking my toofers into his shoulder when he went after Mumsie's jeans.... SCRUFFY UNDERSTOOD. Either be a GOOD DOG, or the Lakeland bites you. Simple. I housebroke him, too. That took like a day. Frankly, I did more in under 24 hours than Mumsie did in a year and a half for Scruffman. Wonder if he appreciates it?


So this is what I did on my Barkday today.....

Here's Stan tellin' me I don't look a day over two....wise choice from that dog.

Frolicking....

Exercising Scruffy.

Excercising the Dale...see my pawfect straight-legged Lakie form???

Laughing at Scruffy...he's demented.

Hmmm.....

Oh, the JOY of just being ME!!!!!

Thank you for your cards and wishes!!!!!!!...you can see Bruvver's card to me on our header. I thought it was a lovely drawing of me...but NO........it's of stoopid Scruffy....

And it's MY birthday...sheesch.

Buttercream KISSES,

Lacie Girlie