Thursday, February 24, 2011

Snowdog Scruffman...As You've Never Seen Him!

Snow AGAIN! B O R I N G.....well, it IS the end of February....we played outside...the usual. (Lacie yawns....bored.)

We even played the Who Has the Squarest Shadow game. I won easily. Boring....
Scruffy's too dumb to be bored. He's entertained for hours with that stoopid tennis ball.



Stan got creative and got the pool out.



Ahh...but no water....get outta my way...the Lacie Has An Idea....




Hmmm....





Oh...a bit slippy on that first jump....let's just say I'm about to get creative here.....





HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! Look at this! I REINVENTED Scruffy....
This Scruffy's a Good Dog! And he has minty fresh breath.....now that's an improvement.









Cute butt, too!







STAN: OMD...what's this in the pool? I'm gonna knock his block off!!!










Stanny, Scruffy...don't even think about touching my Creation.....









Get away from his candy nose, Stan.....I'm warnin' ya....











STAN...YOU ARE CHEWING HIS GUMDROP NOSE...????
SCRUFFY...WHERE IS HIS EYE? DID YOU EAT IT????????
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.....












Ahh...now that's better....
A good day's work in the snow....
Kisses,
Lacie Beast












Thursday, February 17, 2011

PARTY for Bertie and Katie at ASTA's!!!

Lacie here....Big Announcement!!!!! There's gonna be a pawty!! Bouncin' Bertie and little Katie Lamb are going to be OF AGE this weekend....it's their FIRST BARKDAY!! Asta and I are havin' a little get-together for them...ok, a big one....and the theme is CAMELOT....

Like King Arthur....!! Knights...joustings....and tons of food!!

See the details on Asta's bloggie!!!


Look at them....

How they've grown up in the last year!!
Now to attend the pawty LEAVE COMMENTS ON ASTA'S BLOG....it starts tomorrow and goes the weekend!!!
Kisses
Lady Lacie Cakes!!


Monday, February 14, 2011

Lacie Plays Postoffice..!

Stanley and Scruffman here...madhouse...sheer bedlam...yes, Lacie is sending her Valentines....
Look at the table...crayons, lace, glue, candy..L O N G lists of names.....

She's been doing this for hours.....



Tons of sentiment involved....



And tons of males...lookit that list....but this one envelope, she's hiding the Valentine...the one that sez NOAH.....hmm....


Hmm...that's quite a statement by Lacie's paw....





Happy Valentine's Day, Everybody!!!!
We love you!!
Lacie and the unpictured Scruffy and Stanley!!!






Tuesday, February 8, 2011

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, LACIE!!!

OH, I LOVE BIRTHDAYS!

ESPECIALLY MY OWN...the cards...presents....DATES....and CAKE....did someone say CAKE????????? Lookit this lovely card from Butchy, Katie and all those kitties out in IOWA....and it's SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PURPLE...my favorite color!!!! Thank you, guys!!!

And lookit this cardie from Asta...it's all blingee on her blog....she took me to the spa....you can read about it
here...
Isn't that crown to die for??? Oh, Asta!!!!!!!! Thank you dear girl!!

Mumsie was tryin' to find our really early pics of me...but they're on the other 'puter....so I'm puttin' this one up...that Khyra hogs everything...even my Lacie Jack in the Box.....



Did you guys know, this is why Mumsie got ME? Cuz Scruffy was NAUGHTY. He was 18 months old and wouldn't stop rippin' her clothes...wasn't really housebroken, chewed everything in sight.
After 30 minutes of me in the house and one episode of me sinking my toofers into his shoulder when he went after Mumsie's jeans.... SCRUFFY UNDERSTOOD. Either be a GOOD DOG, or the Lakeland bites you. Simple. I housebroke him, too. That took like a day. Frankly, I did more in under 24 hours than Mumsie did in a year and a half for Scruffman. Wonder if he appreciates it?


So this is what I did on my Barkday today.....



Here's Stan tellin' me I don't look a day over two....wise choice from that dog.







Frolicking....





Exercising Scruffy.








Excercising the Dale...see my pawfect straight-legged Lakie form???










Laughing at Scruffy...he's demented.









Hmmm.....









Oh, the JOY of just being ME!!!!!
Thank you for your cards and wishes!!!!!!!...you can see Bruvver's card to me on our header. I thought it was a lovely drawing of me...but NO........it's of stoopid Scruffy....
And it's MY birthday...sheesch.
Buttercream KISSES,
Lacie Girlie








Thursday, February 3, 2011

A Groundhog in the House...? Part of One???? EWWW!!

Yeppers...recognize this guy?? Punxsutawney Phil...that famous groundhog from just north of us here in da Burgh....yesterday was Groundhog Day...and old Phil DIDN'T see his shadow...predicting a short winter...actually, I'm thinkin' all it predicted was the fact his burrow was iced in and he couldn't get his fat butt out...
Here's Scruffy...out in the yardie...diggin' a hole and sniffin' and snortin'....

If you lived in that hole, would ya wanna see this face comin' at ya? Quite the hunter, our Scruffman.


Dog is totally demented...look at him...
So just a few minutes ago, Mumsie asked Daddy to call Scruffy in cuz he was taking too long from doin' leg lifts on the bush out in the frozen tundra. Scruffy ran in alright...with somethin' in his mouth. A large thing in his mouth. Mumsie took one look and screamed bloody murder and hid in the laundry room. Daddy traded the "object" for a large chunk of Challah bread...dog has good taste. He traded.
The object in question was a um HEAD. A frozen head...of a mammal of sorts. Mumsie kept screaming.
Did Scruffy bite off the frozen head of Punxatawney Phil? Is there a frozen rodent runnin' around in our yardie without its cranium? Will the sedation work to stop Mumsie's screaming?
Tune in next time for THOSE NAUGHTY TERRIERS....
Miss Lacie Teacakes Who Thinks Scruffy's Beardie Smells Divine




Thursday, January 27, 2011

Celebrating PL2's Barkday at Mango's Estate...

So Asta and I popped over to Boston to pay a visit to Agatha and Archie. We found Agatha designing this cake....FRIDAY IS PL2'S BARKDAY!!!!! Isn't the cake amazing????



We decided to give her a pawty....thought we'd do it out on Mango's deck since they live pretty close....




Archie wanted to make a traditional New England dinner....LOBSTER!





It took Archie a bit, but he rounded all his stuffies into one pot. He is such a pawfectionist....and a Master Chef.....




He rented a truck and we hauled all the food over to Mango and Peewee's....






They grow lobsters HOOOOOGE in Master Chew Sits...and for Mango bein' afraid of stairs, he sure scooted up to the roof fast enuff when that lobster waggled a claw at him!




We invited some special guests for PL2!!!!









HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO PL2 FROM ALL OF US!!!!!!





And thanks to Mango for his hospitality!!!




Kisses,




Lacie

You can wish PL2 a Happy Barkday HERE.


Sunday, January 23, 2011

Cheese, Crackers and BRIBES.....

Hoooo Boy to quote Agatha....we terriers are even more crackerdog than usual! Our beloved Steelers are playing the Jets tonight for the chance to go the the Souper Bowl!! Stan is already a wreck...

Thank dog, we have this Steeler playin' tonight....that Joey Stains...I have no idea how he gets his fur to do that.



Now, it is not often that the Lacie admits to um well er a MISTAKE. I seem to have made a bit of a FO PA. I was trying to think of something to well do a good deed for a fellow doggie. It JUST HAPPENED TO BE TWINK. Honestly, the fact I was tryin' to do a good deed for her had NOTHING TO DO with the fact she is a JUDGE for the Cracker Dogs over at the Minster.


I seemed to have er, um... asked her out on a date. I didn't know she is a um WO-MAN DOG as she describes it. And she refoosed me. (Lacie takes a deep breath, a tad relieved...) BUT she said that she had totally lost her heart to Mango. And he rejected her (I have NO IDEA the story here, but I aim to find out...) And she says she's never going to DATE again. Ever......



Look at her here....Seems a pity, huh....


So I talked to Mango and arranged for them to have a lovely dinner at a superb French restaurant, called Mistral in Boston.


It even has trees in it, just in case Mango gets a leggie liftin' urge or something!!




Just look at them...sorta brings a tear to my eye....what a lovely couple.


I am wondering why they are the only ones in the restaurant.


I hope it has nothing to do with Mango's tendencies to fart at inappropriate times.


As for my Good Deed for Twinkie?? Just Pass It On, Girlie!!



Kisses,


Miss Lacie Teacakes