Poker Friday Night......um Girls Allowed...

OK...well...I WAS planning a Guy's Only Night on Friday...Seymour took some great pix of the card deck, with me um marking up the cards a bit....(Seymour; what he means is he chewed a bucket of them up, completely eating one before Mumsie could remove it from his long foxy snout....) Anyway....Seymour FORGOT to put the memory stick back in the camera. So NO pix.

The easiest thing to do was to go to Asta's blog and SNATCH this pic. But now, Seymour sez I have to invite the Girls, too. Sorry, Archie....I tried. Lacie isn't even here...she's still in England with Dunstan; er, I mean Jackson. Pawsonally, I think Seymour had an ulterior motive for "forgetting" the memory thingy....wine, women, song and poker....that's Seymour's world.

So....pizza and cigars are provided....beer is always welcome.....we only request when needing to use the facilities the Dales use the woods....that's how we got found out the last time.

We wanna thank all of those who visited the dachies' blog as mentioned on our last post. You are all caring, amazing creatures. Bless you!

Hey Everybody....

http://justustexasdachsies.blogspot.com/



Hey dogs...I just visited our friend Mona's blog...she lives in Texas. She's having a really tough time right now. Her Mommy's very sick, and had to surrender three out of the four dogs living with her. One of them is Lorenza's boyfriend, Jacks. Please, if you have a minute, do what you guys do best and visit their blog and send some loving pawsitive thoughts. You're the best! Pass it on!

Scruffy

Lacie, Nursing Student

Hi Every Dog, Kitty and Hamsterrier!

I've been in nurse's training now for several months. My girlfriend, Asta, showed me some more advanced skills beyond pillow fluffing and temperature taking!! I have my stethoscope now and can take blood pressures and listen to hearts and lungs! Asta is the best teacher. Her clinical course is very popular and is hard to get into!


She's very strict and requires we wash our paws ALL the time and wear our student ID! I thought the picture is a good likeness.

I'm on my way over to nurse Jackson who has been having nasty tests done. I hope, as a student, I'm up to this....pawsonally, I'm hoping Asta comes to. She can start an IV from half way across the room. I haven't even given a shot yet. Not till next year.

I'm anxious to check on Dunstan, one of Jackson's other wheeled stuffies. Seymour has been staying with us. Well, he's like with Lola all the time. Sniff.

I know everyone is thinking of Jackson and sending good vibes in his direction. Keep ur paws crossed for him and for me so I don't screw anything up!!!

Lacie

This Is One Wacky House...

Good Day...Seymour here, Jackson's Wheeled Bud from the UK. Scruffy and Lacie are dressing for the party in Disneyworld but seem to be having some issues.

I took the lovely Lola out to dinner last night here in Pittsburgh. We went to a fab fish restaurant with an amazing view as you can see. I ordered kielbassi...it was amazing. Perfectly seasoned and grilled. Somehow, I squirted catsup all over our waiter's face. Um, Lola decided to give him a good cleaning. The last we saw of him was when he leaped through the plate glass window. We thought we heard a faint splash as he hit the river. That Lola' s quite the licker.

DDDeeeeelissssssssh!


One happily kielbassi stuffed Seymour.....



Scruffy and Lacie still seem a bit fatigued from their visit to New York City to see Asta. They ran in here to grab their suits for Disneyworld. Um...do you see an issue here?????????



Scruff, that bikini is WAYYYYYY to small.....


Lacie, I just don't know what to say. You don't have a top on....your trunks are huge.

I think I hear Aire Ruby.....Toodles!

Seymour Takes Over......

Well, well, well. Look at my foxy friends. As you know "Sir" Dunstan was living with Scruffy and Lacie since last summer. But, when our bud Jackson got sick, Dunstan decided he was homesick and went back to the UK. I guess Lacie was miserable without him, so Scruffy peemailed me to come over and show her a good time. I arrived 2 days ago...it is a long way on wheels across the ocean. But, I get here and Scruffy, Lacie, Koobie and some dude named Dewey are all in NYC causing trouble. I guess they got into a wreck and had some serious skirmishes with the law. Asta's (Up Over) blog describes it better than I ever could.


There were some injuries, but nuthin' serious, thank dog...Asta looks rather despondent, and her barely over the flu. She's been nursing Jackson...probably just worn down, poor girl. And now, she has all of these bozos...er friends to care for. Look at the expression on Scuffy's face...he obviously got his bell rung...and it's still ringing!!!!

So no dogs are here...just Aunt Mumsie. And frankly she's boring. All she talks about is the blog and whether I might be constipated. Jees...I mean, I might be stuffed, but not that way. Dunstan gained quite a lot of weight here from eating pierogies. So far, I'm just workin' on the kielbassi....good stuff!

So, I'm wondering if Lola....she lives right here in the Burg, might like to come over and take me around the city to see the sights. She is such a diva! Are the Steelers playin' at home this weekend?? That could be a fun time!

Am thinkin' of throwin' a poker pawty here...will let you guys know. We have all of Scuffy and Lacie's toys and unlimited beer. And cigars.

Will continue to manage things here while the terriers continue wrecking havoc in New York.

Sincerely, Seymour

America's Most Wanted Dogs?????

Hi Dogs, Kitties, Hamsterriers!

I just got this email from Scruffy. He, Koob, Lacie and Dewey are on their way to NYC to take care of Asta who has the flu. I am a tad concerned. Mumsie

Dear Mumsie!

I'm typing this on Lacie's laptop. (Why does she have all the cool toys???) We've had a very exciting drive to NYC. Lacie's GPS nose was a tad better this time, so the only Great Lakes we saw were Erie, Huron and Michigan. Boy, that Dewey loves to swim.

BUT...Dewey, after all of that water play has to like use the facilities every mile and a half. (There just aren't that many fire hydrants in Michigan.)We stopped what seemed a million times, till we got to Man Hat Tin. Then we ran outta hydrants. So we borrowed a mailbox. It took a little effort to dig it outta the concrete, but with 4 terriers, it really wasn't a problem. We saw a really nice policeman waving at us as we heaved it into the backseat of Koob's car...what friendly people live here! He seemed really excited at the idea that Dewey could pee on the mailbox without us stopping the car.

We tried to find Asta's apartment, but ended up in Times Square! They even posted a welcome to us on the great big flat screenTV; our picture was up there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Click on the pic to see how cute we are!!!)

Now we're headed to Asta's apartment. The police are giving us an escort! The sirens are so loud and exciting. I love New York!!! Koobie and Lacie seem to be getting their panties in a ruffle...Koobie's driving really fast racing the police! THIS IS A BLAST! Dewey managed to get his paw into the rather wet mailbox and is tossing letters at them like we're in a ticker tape parade....WHEEEEEEEEE!

Love, Scruffy

Lacie's in Big Trouble!!!!!

Well, well, well...Little Miss Perfect seems to have fallen off of her pedestal...HAHAHA!!! As you know by now, Koob, Dunstan, Lac and me follow Penn State around the country this time of the year. Things usually go very smoothly with the trips! But this week...

First of all Dunstan, Lacie's main squeeze went back to the UK to visit Jackson who is a bit under the weather. Lacie has been very sad....being the good big brother, I encouraged her to invite a friend to go to the game with her. I told her Dewey, Koob's blogless friend who also lives here in Pittsburgh would be perfect for her.

Lacie...actually, Scruffy begged Dewey to take me cuz Dewey has the hots for Koobie...he tried it as a diversion tactic!!! Plus Koob had already invited him!!!!!

Koob picked us all up in her little red car...it was quite brisk as it's a convertible...we were a little late so we let Lacie use her nose for the GPS system. Um....does this stadium look like Beaver Stadium??????

Koobie and I were court-ordered to clean up Beaver Stadium after the game this week. (It was due to a unfortunate misunderstanding about us accidentally landing Aire Ruby on the field during half time last week.) We cleaned up this whole stadium after the game...then realized it was the wrong one. By the time we finished Beaver Stadium, Lacie and Dewey were gone. We looked for them at the Creamery....Lac loves ice cream, but no dogs. So we, uh,got tired waiting and drove back to the Burg.....

Dewey's dogmom Asta left some revealing remarks on Koob's blog about Dewey and Lacie's whereabouts. I'm not going to repeat them as they are somewhat tarnishing to Lacie's reputation. She did say she was gonna box Dewey's ears!!!!!




Here are 2 pix of the Dewster...one woulda been enough, but blogger was being difficult. Um...he is a rather handsome dude. I don't think he's gonna be as easy as Dunstan is for Lacie to pull around.

Mumsie got a call from the Nittany Lion Inn in State College....about some charges Lac made to her Mastercard. Many charges....evidently the bar there is very nice. I'm sure that there was no impropriety involved...Lac will have an excellent explanation for the weekend, I'm sure!!!

Scruffy