Saturday, March 21, 2009

Wheelbarrows and Large Loads......

Yo...it's me...Stanley! It's my day to post. Finally. Lookit Scruff and me....heh heh heh...we only lie this close together if um we have Lakie reportin' to do....it's like this. You know how sick Lacie was?


Well...it's had some, shall we say unfortunate results. Like when she um well ahh "goes" she produces massive quantities that have to set a new Lakeland record. Like half her body weight. AND she well ahh...(Scruff rolls his eyes...just say it Stan....Lacie farts like a monkey!!!) Yep...that girl can clear a room and curl the paint.


This mornin' she outdid herself. She had to get the wheelbarrow to er scoop the yard. Her leggies still look a bit skinny huh...and she looks like she's developin' one of those dowager's humps on her back....mustn't be drinkin' up her milk??!!


Look at her...tryin' to push the 'barrow.



Not havin' so much luck....must be a really heavy LOAD. (At this Stan and Scruffy fall over laughing.....)






She's er contemplatin' the problem. It's a wonder she can get that close to "it."





There...now she's in position...got her massive weight behind it....but no luck. She can't get it to move an inch.
So Scruffy decided to "help' her out.



Sometimes you hafta bring in the heavy equipment....Scruffy's puttin' his name on this one.....thankfully the yard is now clean and safe to walk in....and ROACH IN!!!







Stan falls over laughin'........








Tears are pourin' down his cheeks....and he's snortin' and bellylaughin'.....Scruffy wisely retreats to the other side of the yard.









He decides to give Lacie a big Dale hug......which she doesn't appreciate.






She gives him the evil Lakie eye, privately contemplatin' bout dyin' her beardie Dale red and wonderin' why boyz have such long eye lashes...







Sometimes a Dale knows when to play dead......



















28 comments:

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

If I had brothers, I would want woo two!

Good thing woo didn't have to khall in HAZMAT....yet!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Petey said...

Okay, did Lacie take some mysterious "cute" pill that also shrank her butt? She looks positively adorable pushing that wheelbarrow.

Hey Lacie, check out Suzuki's bloggie - her brother Scooby is setting up a dating service. You might be able to fill some of those dates you had to cancel due to illness.

Your pal,

Petey

P.S. Tell Scruff and Baby Stan that their farts don't exactly smell like Chanel #5!

Lorenza said...

Hi, friends!
You two will never learn! I know Lacie is going to do something to you for this!
It is not nice to say she farts like a monkey!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Suzuki said...

Hi Guys
It's furry nice to meet you.
My name is Scooby Doo and once a week I blog from my sister Suzuki's blog. I thought you might like to know about a new "business" I have started. it's called Lookin' Fur Love. Stop by and check it out sometime.
Hugs from the Stud
Scooby Doo

Lacy said...

w00f's, u boyz keep pushing ur luck, shes gonna start kickin sum butt..Hmmm Lacie me hopes u has noticed me has been good to u..

b safe,
~rocky~

Faya said...

My poooooor little Lacie....they are not sweet with you. I don't care if you fart like a monkey. I wish sometimes I could do the same to have more place in the house !
Kisses for my sweet Lacie, Dyos

Cassie said...

Glad to hear little Lacie is strong enough to clean up after herself. Sounds like she is finally done with her medical problems...now if she could just get those 2 brothers in line!
Hugs from BRD & Hootie's mom, Cassie

Joe Stains said...

Wheel Barrow sized poos??? that is kind of impressive and equally scary. I hope she doesn't get too upset about this post and decide to fart in your general direction and knock you unconscious.

Maggie and Mitch said...

Hey, go easy on Lacie! She was sicker than sick and she's making an effort to clean up after herself! Good girl, Lacie!
Your blog header is just killin' us, Stan! haha

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Martha Basset said...

Hi Stanley
Can we just say that you have a wicked sense of humour!!!
Poor Lacie has been poorly and you brothers should be being nice.
Here you are online telling the entire world about her problem farting and pooing!
These are things that a lady likes to remain completely confidential and private.
We think you may live to regret your indescretions as Lacie is not a dog to take things lying down!
Lacie was looking absolutely adorable in her pictures today and we are so happy that she has made such a good recovery.
love
Martha & Bailey xx

Mango said...

I bet those poops can be seen from outer space. At least the beast cleans up after herself.

She must be jet propelled. Better keep the blow torch away.

Slobbers,
Mango

Molly and Taffy said...

We are so pleased Lacie is feeling better.

Have a good weekend.

Molly and Taffy

Abby said...

Hi, You Guys...

Poor Lacie...You guys are always picking on her...

Look how sweet she looks trying to keep the yard clean...And, giving hugs & stuff...

You guys should be ashamed of yourselves...

Abby xxxooo

Gus said...

Yup. practice playing dead. You may get very good at it when Lacie reads your post.


gussie

Joey said...

Hi Stanley! Thanks for the update on sweet little Lacie. I'm sure you're exaggerating and her farts smell like roses. What cute pictures!

See ya!
Joey

Koobuss said...

Scruffy and Stan,

I think that you guys are in trouble. Lacie will get even with you for sure. The things that you said about her were not very nice, especially after she was so sick. How insensitive! And making her push that heavy wheel barrel by herself was not very brotherly either. I'd be very careful if I were you. Payback is coming!! Right, Lacie!



Lacie,

We girls have to stick together. If you need my help with anything let me know. By the way, you really look beautiful pushing a wheel barrel. Your close-ups are smashing. They can do a lot for you.

Lots of Koobuss Kisses for Everybody,
Koobie

Sophie Brador said...

Stanley, You are a pretty handsome guy. Are all Airedales named Stanley?

xo
SB

Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

Just how, exactly does a monkey fart? I'm guessing it must be pretty bad! Around here, we can do some really good (I mean...bad) farts after we eat green beans! I, Poppy like to eat the green beans and then lay down on the air vent right next to Mom's chair. Mom's not amused, but I think it's pretty funny!

Aire-hugs,
Poppy, Penny & Patches

Moco said...

Farting monkeys and large poo yards. Is that from the Wizard of Oz? I think the two of you need to run for cover. Lacie will no doubt read this and the fur will fly.

Martha Basset said...

Thanks Guys, that was great. Grumpy Bobby was were Martha was fostered before we adopted her in December 08. He is a kind dog, but thinks nobody wants him. John, foster carer, would never part with him!
Yes it would be great if you could visit Scotland. We live outside Glasgow and there are real moors at Mugdock. The heather blooms throughout the year and is quite jaggy when you have had your tummy shaved recently!
We will post more about Mugdock soon - there is a castle from the 13th century and it is an interesting place. We will put the web address in so you can have a look.
Glad you are behaving yourself Lacie and taking Nurse Bailey's advice.
lots of love
Martha & Bailey xx

Patience-please said...

(answering your question - I've finished EIGHT of the fourteen modules of the refresher course! The end is in sight! Then 120 hours of clinical and then I can get paid. Yay. I'll be doing the CPR cert, drug testing, and FBI background check in the next 2 weeks. I have a job waiting on a vascular surgery floor. Thanks for asking!
hugs-
Patience)

tnbullterrors said...

Around here it's Pappy what does all the fartin, DawgMom says it smells like a goats butt, only she uses an HBO word. I think it's cause her eyes are burnin and leakin when he lets loose.

Feather, Darla & Pappy, the TN Bull Terrors

Agatha and Archie said...

Hooo hoo hee hee oh man I can not breathe..you two have me rolling..I can't take it.....what a riot..what Aggie??Oh yes tell Lacie I am glad she is better...heeheeheeheheheh love Arch

Tee said...

Look on the bright side boys, at least Lacie's doing her bit in fertilizing the yard!

Tee hee hee ...
Licks and wags,

Tuffy and the Dog Woods Pack

Bobby said...

Wow I hope John does not see this, he will have us clearing up, Great photos.
THANK YOU FOR YOU SUPORT

Eric said...

Stan and Scruffy. I'm suprised Lacie looked so darn cute in her photos. I mean looking in the barrow after her baboon size poooping??? Crickey enough to make you eyes water and not even a squint from Lacie...mazing.Just as well you got the dumper (titter)equipment in Scruff, smart move. Watch when she gets the nose boys and where she puts it, could be like launching a giant frisby. Could take your head straight off.

Yep, lie low for a while boyz or join me in the naughty corner. Still there. Who knew trying to help yourself to a nice leg of chiccky from a couple picnicking in the park was rude? I'm mean I though only us doggies and kitties put our food on the floor....

Wiry wags, Eric xxxx

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