Wheelbarrows and Large Loads......

Yo...it's me...Stanley! It's my day to post. Finally. Lookit Scruff and me....heh heh heh...we only lie this close together if um we have Lakie reportin' to do....it's like this. You know how sick Lacie was?


Well...it's had some, shall we say unfortunate results. Like when she um well ahh "goes" she produces massive quantities that have to set a new Lakeland record. Like half her body weight. AND she well ahh...(Scruff rolls his eyes...just say it Stan....Lacie farts like a monkey!!!) Yep...that girl can clear a room and curl the paint.

This mornin' she outdid herself. She had to get the wheelbarrow to er scoop the yard. Her leggies still look a bit skinny huh...and she looks like she's developin' one of those dowager's humps on her back....mustn't be drinkin' up her milk??!!

Look at her...tryin' to push the 'barrow.

Not havin' so much luck....must be a really heavy LOAD. (At this Stan and Scruffy fall over laughing.....)

She's er contemplatin' the problem. It's a wonder she can get that close to "it."

There...now she's in position...got her massive weight behind it....but no luck. She can't get it to move an inch.

So Scruffy decided to "help' her out.

Sometimes you hafta bring in the heavy equipment....Scruffy's puttin' his name on this one.....thankfully the yard is now clean and safe to walk in....and ROACH IN!!!

Stan falls over laughin'........

Tears are pourin' down his cheeks....and he's snortin' and bellylaughin'.....Scruffy wisely retreats to the other side of the yard.

He decides to give Lacie a big Dale hug......which she doesn't appreciate.






She gives him the evil Lakie eye, privately contemplatin' bout dyin' her beardie Dale red and wonderin' why boyz have such long eye lashes...

Sometimes a Dale knows when to play dead......