Sunday, November 28, 2010

Lawsuit Against Mumsie, filed by Lacie.....

First of all, our blog header is a pic snapped by the NYPD as my brothers and I flew into New York last night for Auntie Ami Mommi's Barkday....Scruffy had dropped her cake at least five times on the way, and the wind died down over the Village leading to a rather sloppy landing. Plus, I think Stan pulled too hard on the rudder...so not my fault.


GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR....yes, I did get a drink here in this pic so my beard is a tad damp....so...the other day, Mumsie "smelled" something...she jammed her overly sensitive nose into Stan's and Scruff's nether-regions...."nuthin' " so she said....(mind you it's usually Scruffy who has "issues" but Stan does have that pesky gland problem....

So...she picks me up and shifts the front of me to her shoulder section while her stoopid nose was sniffering my very sanitary section....

And then she dropped me....like SPLAT on the floor....

What a clumsy oaf!!! All the wind went outta me in a whoosh....Mumsie screeched at the top of her lungs and I came up SNAPPIN'....I gave Scruffy a good nip on the butt, and chased Stan around the kitchen...Mumsie did grab me and rocked me and A POLLY GIZED but I'm still bitter.

Mumsie; I still feel horrible about it...it had to hurt, poor thing....


I mean, look at this pic of our varying fuzz butts...how could she even consider that I may smell anything but fragrant????


It's so not wise to DROP the Lacie.
Payback time.
Lacie Smooshied Cakes




Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Poker Pawty and Happy Thanksgiving!

OK...so we're getting left here by ourselves so the family can go play with stoopid Baylee and that dratted puppy Stella while they gorge themselves on turkey.

We're havin' a Poker Pawty here...bring beer and chips...Lacie made an amazing turkey bacon dip....all dogs Dale-sized and larger please potty in the woods to escape detection from Mumsie....

Pumpkin ginger smoothies will also be provided.

Oh...I found a turkey I can beat at poker...see the pic of him here???

Happy Thanksgiving, Everybody!!! We count you all among our greatest blessings!

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Scruffy and Stanny GIRLS!!! HAHAHAHA!!

Lacie here...we just all had a spa trim....and my groomer said I LOOKED LIKE A BOBBLE HEAD...that I needed a bit of work done on my face....sheesch...my beady little eyes are back in evidence....
Now, you guys think of Scruffy and Stan just bein' the height of masculinity don't ya....well, I thought it'd be nice for them to find their feminine side....

Isn't Scruffy adorabe? He looks better than he smells....


And how bout the big Dale with his giant purple bows????



Well, no, it's not the bows...Scruffy had just snapped at the big wus in this pic...





Scruffy Girlie...defending the property....




Do I not look a bit like a bunny rabbit....?







And here's proof my tiny derriere is as light as a feather...it keeps floating upward...
Kisses,
Sweet smellin' Lacie!




Monday, November 15, 2010

Happy 10th Barkday, Noah and Happy Gotcha Day, Molly!!!

Oh HOT HOT HOT....News, I mean...my sweet NOAH is TEN today...yes, the big 10!!!


And then we realized it's Molly's (of Molly, Taffy and Monty's) Gotcha Day!!




This called for a celebration...this called for CAKE!!!



Now Noah and I have been touring OZ while his Peeps are away...Scruffy and Stan and the girls are runnin' the B & B.....it's not been goin' so well....waffle batter fights, Lipton tea, Hoki Fish Muffins....the guests are complaining...




But Noah and I have been having a lovely time...we have encountered a few issues with the Volvo, but I'm hoping B and D don't exactly notice.....




That camel is a long story...crooked poker player, too....




But I told Noah we better go check on the Bed and Breakfast...I secretly invited Molly, Taffy and Monty to come for a pawty...Asta was already there, trying to keep the boyz in line....




Scruffy decided we should do something old fashioned...he thought a taffy pull would be fun and not so messy as the waffle batter battle....






Um...Scruffy is just so literal sometimes...this is a photo shop reinactment of what he was thinking....no, we didn't pull Taffy....






Not this kind any way....






Asta helped Scruffy with the taffy pulling...it got a bit messy...I hope Auntie D can get it off the carpet, linens, sofa and everywhere else it's stuck....








WE HAD A HOOOOOOOOOOGE BASH....hundreds of dogs and kitties showed up for the event....




I burned out 12 blenders...I'm sure we can get the frosting off the ceiling before the Peeps get home.....






HAPPY BARKDAY, NOAH!!!




HAPPY GOTCHA DAY, MOLLY!!!!!




Kisses,




Lacie Cakes...




Oh, that frosting was the best yet......









Sunday, November 14, 2010

A Global Moment of Love......

We are humbled...to be part of one community who cares so much...when Daddy had his cardiac arrest/heart attack this past summer, Mumsie's first call was to Asta's mom..."put the word out....we need help!" And oh, did we get it...we will be forever grateful....


Today, we lit a candle in a global moment of Love...for Peace and Healing...for those here and those gone....a light of hope for all.....

Being nosy Terriers just had to see it from Above....


And this is what we saw....
The glow from a worldwide
caring light...


We love you all....



Scruffy, Lacie, Stanley and Mumsie




Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Walkin' Wednesday with Khyra.....!!!


Hmm...that Khyra sure is getting to be a SQUARE DOG....and lookit her tail...lost a bit of its FLOOOF this week...must be the hoomidity????
Amazin' the views we get from the western side of PA...must be the sun or somethin'....
Khisses,
Lacie Khakes

Sunday, November 7, 2010

Odd Creatures in the Yardie....

You won't believe some of the stuff we terriers spot in our yard.....
Lookit this creature....yep, that Bruvver and Sus' new puppy, Stella...(Lacie yawns, obviously bored...)...huh? You think she's cute? (Lacie rolls her eyes....she's a bit bitter...Stella's furs are a darker, richer red than hers...)

Does this remind ya of somethin'??? Michael Jackson's Thriller?????



Oh, don't let that cute puppy look fool ya.....I'm the star here.....




Carefully arranged leaves....



Like that smirk????





Oh, geez...here's the pic Bruvver entered in the photo contest....were we entered?? NOOOOOOO!






He coulda used this one....she's completely deranged...unhinged...one toy short of a Happy Meal....







At least she knows who is the BOSS....







More creatures...Mumsie had gum surgery on Friday...she's a bit swollen....









Now why is Scruffy doin' this "show stack"??????









Another red creature...not half as 'dorable as I am.....













Ya better be careful, Scruffy.....I think he's pawin' the ground....
Kisses,
Lacie Cakes










Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Wigs, Furs and Stan's Small Waist....

Lacie here...we're at the window awaiting those freeloading wee hoomans who want to take our candy...yes, it's still light out cuz we haven't changed the clocks yet...lookit Stan's small waist...our vet is always talkin' about it...no comments from the peanut gallery about my possibly square shape here...my girdle seems to have stretched a bit....
Honestly, Scruffy, the kids are RIGHT THERE...do ya need glasses???

Um...we went out in the yardie yesterday to model this wig Bruvver bought us....now, there aren't many looks that I can't wear, but.....


This one just doesn't seem to set off my usual charms....




I decided I need another fur...this ones fox...and not to worry...Mumsie bought it at the antique shop for Auntie Ami's barkday pawty a couple of years ago; it's like 124 years old...I finally got it outta the closet...





This fox is feisty...but no match for THE LACIE......



Dogue has already called with requests for a cover photo shoot....
What Scruffy????








Um, I dunno...that look really just isn't you either.....






Pawfect....what more can I say????










Stanley, get my foxy fur off this instant.....NOW!!!!!








Hmm...he looks like some sorta I dunno what?
You might wanna check out our blog header...Mumsie saw this in Arby's today....have you all been to Master Eric's blog? Miss Enid Wheelie seems to be missing, but I'm pretty sure I know what she's doing...Eric better watch his foxy back.....
Kisses,
Lacie Furcakes