Monday, March 23, 2009

Skinny Bee-otchin'!!

Oh...my stoopid brothers....CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT LAST POST???? The only good thing to come of it is I included those pix in my modelin' portfolio and sent it to New York to a couple of agencies. The response has been incredible. Somethin' about my skinny hips and jutting jawbones. I'm booked for the next month.....might be better if no dog, kitty, hammie mentioned this to Mumsie...gonna be a scene there....



Now, I was missin' a signature piece of jewelry...so I asked Petey's Rosie if I could borrow her locket that Petey gave her in Bermuda. That didn't fly so well with Petey...so lookee what he did...



HE DESIGNED ME MY VERY OWN LOCKET!!!!!!!!!


Have you ever seen anything so bootiful???? Who is the lucky lad inside?????


That Petey...I gotta admit, he outdid himself on this one...and there are tons more holders...FOR ALL OF MY BOYFRIENDS!!!!! Oh, Petey...THANK YOU, SWEET BOY!!!!!!!!! (I have your pic and Mango's next to add!!!!)


Here's the first pic of me wearin' it on the CATWALK modelin' Armani or somethin'......




What do ya think???????
Happy Monday!!!!
Laciegirl



37 comments:

Abby said...

Hi, Lacie...

You look absolutely beautiful...

I love the locket...

Abby xxxooo

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

Enjoy your thinness whilst woo khan...

I'm sure your butt will be bakhk!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: Here is where my hiking posts were shot

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_S._Lewis_State_Park

Petey said...

Hi Lacie,

I'm glad you like your new locket - I would have gotten one with more frames but I was afraid it would be heavier than you are! So you'll just have to rotate your favorite boys (along with photos of your latest shoes and lipsticks and handbags!)

Now go indulge in the Kate Moss lunch - an ice cube and a wheat thin!

Your pal,

Petey

tnbullterrors said...

That locket is awesome! Petey must REALLY love you to share you like that!

Feather, Darla & Pappy, the TN Bull Terrors

Asta said...

Lacie
Petey did something nice fow you???
Oh my..he must have been weally scawed that you would take rosie's locket.I must say, he did a pawsome job designing youws..so pawfect fow a giwl wif a zillion boyfwiends..you look divine..I just heawd they'we cancelling amewica's next top model show... You'we the IT giwl fow the foweseeable footoowe
what awe you going to do wif all youw loot?
wanna go on a shopping twip??
smoochie kisses youw BFF
Asta

Dughallmor Beagles said...

Lacie, that locket is very beautiful, how lucky you are to have a friend like Petey, he's so thoughtful...and he's included lots of space for all your boyfriends...past, present and future! You look positively skeletal daahling, great runway work!
Rosie xx

Mango said...

Lacie,
Don't be stuffing your paw down your throat now to maintain that bony butt look.

Slobbers,
Mango

Gus said...

Lookin' real good...you carry the ruffles well. Careful the locket doesn't get so heavy you get a dowager hump.

gussie

Faya said...

Do you want my picture ? ...or maybe I am too young. 9 month today I am !!!
Kisses, Dyos

Lacy said...

w00f's, u looks bute ti ful Lacie..heehee me has to b good to u or u will give me a bunch of "lacie smoothies" and take advantage of my manly body..nice locket ya got there..all ur conquest in it..

b safe,
~rocky~

Martha Basset said...

Hi Lacie
You look stunning! How clever of Petey to design such a clever locket.
love
Martha & Bailey xx

The OP Pack said...

Beautiful locket, Lacie - will you be changing the pics weekly to accomodate all your beaus?

Woos, the OP Pack

Sally G said...

Lacie,
You go girl, you go girl.
Love the dress.
Sally G

Petey said...

Lacie,

What the heck is Asta talking about "Petey did something nice for you???" I sent you bouquets of roses and snuck your boyfriends in when you were sick, summoned Nurse Auntie Bailey to your bedside, sent you goodies from Hermes to cover your shaved bits, gave you an enviable job on set and a cameo in the movie and now this!

You may be wearing the latest runway couture, but clearly Asta's got a bee in her bonnet!

Your P-A-L,

Petey

P.S. Also, they haven't cancelled America's Next Top Model, just the NYC auditions after someone got hurt. (You were in town that weekend, right?) And they're casting girls under 5'7" so this is your BIG chance!!!

GSD Adventures said...

Awesome new bling!

Wags,
Daphne

Pearl said...

Lacie!

I have officially declared you my role model. Do you know I am a wee little pug, and I weigh 22 lbs?! Have you SEEN these neck rolls? I need to buy a Pilates DVD or something! Teach me your model ways!!!

Joey said...

Oh Lacie, you look so lovely in that locket. It was so nice of Petey to give it to you. If I had a place to keep pictures, there would be only one.

See ya!
Joey

Maggie and Mitch said...

You look FABULOUS, Lacie! Your new locket is gorgeous! You wear it well!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

Hello Laciegirl,
What a special locket. I'm just a poor Welshpup, but if I had any $$ I'd buy you jewels too. You are so pretty in anything you wear.
love you, Hootie

Eric said...

Lacie,your looking diva ine in Armani sweet girl. What the next assignment? The Doggie and Gabbana show? Loving the locket from best pal Petey. Did he choose it cos it's ball shaped?

Now be good Lacie, no barfing down the bidet to keep those jutting bones. Promise?

Wiry wags, Eric xx

Moco said...

Petey might have a new career when he is done producing his play. What a lovely piece of jewelry. You do look fab in that odd looking dress.

Koobuss said...

Oh Lacie,

I never realized that you were so tall! You look stunning!

That is a very beautiful locket that Petey made for you. Petey is multi-talented. He can do lots of things.

Love and Koobuss Kisses for Everybody,
Koobie

pee ess Hi Scruffy.. (sigh)

Joe Stains said...

I think need some hoagies and pierogies, then move to some ham and some lamb. Nobody likes skinny, it is soooo 2001. Ask Tanner, big is beautiful!!

Suzuki said...

Hi Lacie
Do you have any room in that locket fur me? I'm single :D
Hugs from the Stud
Scooby Doo

Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

You look great! Petey did a fantastical job on the locket. We hope it doesn't get too heavy as you keep adding boyfriends!

Aire-hugs,
Poppy, Penny & Patches

Dennis the Vizsla said...

I'm pretty sure Right Said Fred was singing about you!

Butchy and Snickers said...

Hey Lacie,
I think you're absolutely gorgeous!!! And I'm honored that you have my lovely picture in your locket, hehehehe. Errr, ummm, are you coming here this weekend for the unveiling??? uh oh, wasn't sposed to say anything on the world wide web, tee hee.
Peemail me ok??
Luv & Wirey Hugs,
Butchy your BESTEST boyfriend!

Mango said...

Are you trying out for the synchronized stain competition?

Your mom washed the grass? That's messed up.

I'll bet she also examined everything looking for treasure.

If you lived here, it just would have frozen into a slab o' poop. I am still hibernating and refusing to poop until spring.

Slobbers,
Mango

Agatha and Archie said...

Well I think you look stunning(although you are a bit Kate Mossy there girlie........I have just the recipe it is a sweet potato smoothiee... fabulous..Love Aggie

Agatha and Archie said...

Lacie dont you think there may be too many pictures on that locket??Love Archie

Asta said...

Lacie Sweetie, have a gweat time on youw date wif Awchie..he is such a handsome gentledog, justmake suwe you take some smelling salts, and a life vest fow the boat.
as fow what you said, we suwe awe lucky..we have love , and eatables and tweats and fwesh watew, and soft wawm beds..I too wish all doggies would have that..hope youw mystewy is womantic
smoochie kisses
ASTA
pee ess Scruffy and bStan..I love you guys!

Bobby said...

Just beautiful.

Rosie said...

Lacie,

You are soooo beawooootiful!!

Pug Love,
Rosie Marie

Dewey Dewster said...

Gee, I don't see my picture in that locket of yers, Lacie Girl....but then ya actually snapped my head off when we last met....didn't ya ???? That means there's no head left ta fill a space on yer locket.....bummer....

Dewey Dewster here.....

Tee said...

Woooo, that Petey can forge a career in locket designs!

Its beautiful! Lucky you Lacie!

Licks and Wags

TUffy of Dog Woods

Pearl said...

Hi Lacie! I was just over at my puggy friend Rosie's blog... and I saw ya givin' her some dating advice. I REALLY need your help too!

Are you opening up some kind of match-making business? I would love to enroll...

Would ya believe I went on 4 Valentine's dates... and not one of those pesky boys has called since?! I need HELP from your royal dating genius! Please!?

William Tell said...

Well, being a brother myself, I had to admire their witty remarks. But seriously, you look drop-dead gorgeous in that outfit...skinny legs and all. That's okay about the skinny legs, though, the hair grows back.

(Glynn is sooooo jealous of your locket, I might hafta shell out and get her one on her birthday).

Happy Tails,
William Tell