Friday, March 27, 2009

Gobble...Gobble...and it's not Thanksgivin'...!!

Hey Everybody...Scruff here...Lacie just has a plethora (like that big word??!!) of dates this weekend....Petey is havin' this pawty in New York...at some Rainbow Room. She sent me this pic from her cell of Joey...that Golden from Florida who won our contest??? She said he's smokin' hot in a tux!!!!! And that he asked her to dance.....

She sent this pic too...recognize this dog?? I didn't think you would...it's Dyos...Faya's bro!!!!!!! He's grown up some, huh??...Lacie told Mumsie she was babysittin' him again...like she did for the Halloween pawty in London...somehow when Mumsie sees these pix I don't think she's gonna believe that one...he's not even one yet...sheesch.....



Can ya see this horrible pic that Mumsie took through our patio door yesterday??? Those little birds are turkeys....tons of 'em came paradin' in...right through our yardie...we were still sleepin'...or they woulda been lunchmeat with a little mayo!!!





OMD...get a look at this...the second to last turkey in the procession is this alpha dude...he kept spreadin' his feathers.....he must be the PL1!...Hey, Arch and Aggie...does he look like ur PL1!?
He looked at Mumsie (by then she had the door open) turned his back to her...spread his feathers and...BENT OVER!!!




Yeppers...MUMSIE JUST GOT MOONED BY A TURKEY!!!!!
She almost fell over laughin'....(look at the size of his posterior...holy moly!)
Till she heard him callin' for Lacie...then she stopped laughin'....
Lacie came flyin' outta the house tryin' to get dressed as she tore down the steps....it was amazin' she didn't spill her coffee in that mad rush!






Oh no.....








Is this yet another one of Lacie's boyfriends??????
Scruffyman







31 comments:

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

I betcha Mango makes SOME khomment about the male's posterior looking almost as wide as some Lakie girrrrl's...

Poor Joey - he still hasn't learned!

Tank woo fur sharing Skhruffman!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

tnbullterrors said...

Oh man, that's enough turkey to eat for a couple of months! Can't believe ya'll let them slip by.

Feather, Darla & Pappy, the TN Bull Terrors

Koobuss said...

Wow!!

There's nothing worse than being mooned by a turkey!
Poor Mumsie.

Those are some ugly looking birds.

Koobuss Kisses for Everybody!
Koobie

Asta said...

LacieLacie (asta shakes hew head in despaiw)
when awe you gonna leawn sweet giwl, hewe you have two totally gowgeous boys wanting to scowt you and dance wif you, and you get youw head tuwned by a tuwkey????
btw you did you see what all that head tuwning did to youw neck??do you want to wind up wif a tuwkey neck skin? ---yeaws at the plastic suwgeon won't fix it.

Well I've sone my best, but I guess you just want to twy evewything

see you at the wainbow woom..unless you'we othewwise occoopied wif tuwkeys
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Lorenza said...

Yummy turkey!
The nerve of that one!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Faya said...

We don't have turkey here and now MY Faya and MY Doys want to emigrate in USA. And Lacie please take a good care of Dyos...
Kisses, VĂ©ronique (you know who I am....)

Stanley said...

I AM D-Y-I-N-G here! My girl just peed! It's a mess right now in GooberStan.

At least that's one thing Mumsie can cross off her bucket list ~ getting mooned by a turkey.

I think someone has been overdosing on photoshop after looking at that last photo. What a strange and scary looking beast. (Doesn't do the Lacie girl justice!)

Goober love & smooches,
Stanley

Bobby said...

Mooned by a turkey, that must have been dredful for your mum.
Have a good weekend.

Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

Sooooo funny! We are very glad that our momma is really stupid and has no idea how to photo shop. She posts weird enough pictures of us without that! he he.
XO-BabyRD & Hootie

Martha Basset said...

We are looking forward to seeing you all in New York.
We are a little scared when we see what your mum has dont to Lacie and that turkey!!!
The turkeys certainly have a cheek strutting about as if they own the place.
We think your mum is quick with the camera. Poor turkey will have no idea what your mum and photoshop get up to!!!
love
Martha & Bailey xx

Maggie and Mitch said...

Mumsie got mooned by Mr. Turkey! Our mom is falling out of her chair laughing her head off!
We're not sure we like you in a turkey's body, Lacie! We want you back the way you were!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Moco said...

Lacie has so many boyfriends that you need to have a program to keep track of them.

Mango said...

Well, yes, that is a rather interesting bottom. I think that look would suit me.

We have the wild turkeys here too and they are always crossing the highway and causing troubles. I don't care for them myself.

I suggest waiting in the yard and catching one of those. Surely the three of you can coordinate something (if Lacie can pull herself away from the mirror long enough).

Slobbers,
Mango

Jake of Florida said...

Wasn't there once a message left in the Oval Office that said "Don't let the turkeys get ya'"? Should have paid more attention!!!

Laciie, Lacie -- We think this calls for an intervention:

MUMSIE, STEP AWAY FROM THE PHOTOSHOP TOOL. JUST STEP AWAY AND LET OTHER PAWS HANDLE THIS!!!

A very worried,

Jake and Just Harry

Suzuki said...

BOL
Joey does look furry handsome in a tux.
Big licks to you
Suzuki
xxx

Gus said...

Ah, you do not appreciate the greater plan. Lacie is wooing that big Tom so she can learn to do the "turkey trot" for the dance at the rainbow room...
http://www.streetswing.com/histmain/z3turtrt.htm

gusssie
see! told ya muzzer was too old to live.

Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

That is one hoooooge bird! Are you sure he wasn't telling Mumsie to kiss his behind? That Lacie bird is pretty funny!

Aire-hugs,
Poppy, Penny & Patches

Joey said...

Hi Scruffy! I can see why Lacie has so many admirers - she looks so beautiful in that dress! Thank you so much for my prize for the poop contest! You can see Zeke and me playing with the tug toy on my bloggie.

See ya!
Joey

Abby said...

Hi, You Guys...

My Mom finally mailed your Prizes today...

You should have them in a few days...

I'm sorry...She just can't keep her priorities straight...

Abby xxxooo

with love, Madison said...

No I bet that Lacie was running out with a hatchet and the roasting pan ready ... it wasn't a date-date, it was a date with destiny ... foiled, thank goodness! Hey think Madison could come to the party? She wants a date, too. She wants to date BIGGIE Z. She is in love him. She wants a Paris-Hilton dress that is really short and shows off her shapely gams. (Hocks) H-Mom wants to go buy Photoshop. Uh oh. Now we are in trouble!

Joey said...

Yep, Zeke and I had tons of fun playing with the tug toy before I left for Petey's party. I'm so flattered that Lacie thinks I look handsome in my tux. She always looks so lovely...

Your pal,
Joey

Joe Stains said...

omdog, Lacie even dates BIRDS?? Is no animal safe??? I sure hope she survives this weekend and doesn't break too many hearts. Dyos is definitely a little young for the likes of Lacie.

Noah the Airedale said...

A turkey with a dog head.....hmmm not sure about that one.
We have to find out about this pawty. We've been off line for a few days. D's been sick and cant help us blog.

tailwags
Noah

Mango said...

Lacie Beast, you seem like a new gal ever since your exorcism. Is it possible that you were just too full of crap all along and now you are cleansed? Of course, having a crush on the Mango is quite normal.

Slobbers,
Mango

Amber-Mae said...

TURKEYS!!!!

Belly jiggles,
Solid Gold Dancer

Sophie Brador said...

oh boy. I just don't even know what to say about that because that's kind of scary. Those birds are way too big, first of all.

xo
SB

Dughallmor Beagles said...

Scruffy!! This is the funniest thing we've seen ALL DAY! Thanks for the chuckles dude! OMD, she can't wear THAT to the Rainbow Room! Too bad your Mom didn't have a slingshot when she got mooned....pawfect target!
Slobbers xx

Petey said...

Hey Scruffman, you're in big trouble on the lady front. Koobie is pretty heart-broken that you didn't invite her as your date to the Rainbowwow Room. I didn't want to mention your dye-your-rear-ah. But you might want to send her a bouquet or something.

Maybe a nice fresh turkey?

Your pal,

Petey

Ludo van puppy said...

You looked great at the rainbow room Lacie! I don't think I believes all the stuff they says about you... and I been hearing lots!

BOL! at that turkey.
~lickies, Ludo

Molly and Taffy said...

Wow, those turkeys were huge. We would have been out there like a shot and had them in the deep freeze before you could say "dinner"

Mind you if Taffy had gone out displaying his gnashers I rather think the turkeys would have achieved a new Olympic record for speed!

Molly

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