Thursday, March 12, 2009

CONTEST by Scruff and Stan!!!

Scruffy here....Lacie's still grouchy and is being really mean to Stan and me...so we thought the idea of a contest might um cheer her up and make her feel better!!!!!!!
Yes...this is a picture of a rice paddy....Stanny and I are figurin' that Lacie has scarfed at least half of this rice paddy in the last 12 hours since she's required to eat um shall we say a "firming" diet. (Scruffy and Stan look at each other and grin...)

Now we don't THINK she's had to eat any of this stuff...(the vettie sez it's better that she doesn't)....but or should we say "butt" it doesn't really matter cuz she hasn't um "gone." We're waitin' for the 'splosion.


So are ya ready for the contest????? It's called...
WHEN THE HECK IS LACIE GONNA POOP AGAIN?????" "
(At this, Scruffy and Stan fall on the floor laughin' so hard that they go into silent mode...until Scruffy finally farts, which breaks the spell or the wind or something.)
The contest goes until Sunday at noon...we won't tell when the big event happens till the contest is over...you can guess anytime from now 9:15pm EST till 12 noon EST on March 15th...(isn't that the Ides of March??? BEWARE!!!!!) You can certainly predate your guess as we're HOPING that she poops before Sunday...or we're leaving!!!! A prize will be awarded to the closest guesser.....Be specific on your time......
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA
SNORT, CHUCKLE, GUFFAW AND PEALS OF UPROARIOUS LAUGHTER!!
Scruffy and Stan
Lacie here...oh my brothers are soooooooooooooo in trouble now....time for a little revenge, methinks....



Check out Stan...his handsome scruffiness......




See his fuzzy Dale face??? Well, 'member the squares he had shaved in his back for his hot spots? Well, Mumsie got tired of lookin' at 'em so he went to the barber shop this week...big time.




A new Stan...sportin' a high and tight......






Sleek.....






And smooth....
There's just one tiny problem....
Now you remember that Stan had his raisinectomy last year??? I have proof.









See...here he is on the floor at the vettie with his hot water bottles.....deraisined.
Now that he has his sanitary section trimmed more sanitarily than usual...
I think they might be GROWING BACK....LOOK!








See???
Does livin' with me make Stan grow new um RAISINS?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!
It doesn't pay to mess with the Lacie....
I AM SO BACK!!!
Thanks again for all your well wishes!!!!!
Laciegirlie








36 comments:

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

Whirrrrrrrrl....

Is that a blender I hear?

A rice smoothie???

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: 10:15pm 3/13

Tibby said...

It sounds like things are getting back to normal at your house! It's good to know that Lacie is getting back to her spunky self! I don't want to get on her bad side but I can't resist a good contest! I guess 3/13 4:24pm.
:) Tibby

Dughallmor Beagles said...

Heehee, what a fun contest! Ummm....let's see.....time difference....GMT....we think she'll splode her butt today, 3/13 at 6pm sharp....she'll be sleeping when it happens....and it will hit all surfaces as she flies round the room like a let-off balloon!
Have your video cam ready!
Slobbers xx

The OP Pack said...

Ha rooo - just the laugh we needed as we all head to bed - great, great, great!!!!

Woo hoos, the OP Pack

Lorenza said...

Hi, friends!
I am so happy to know that everything is getting back to normal!
For the contest.... hmmmmm.... 3/14 9:15 am!
What is happening to Stan's... you know?
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Joe Stains said...

om I am guessing tomorrow at 6am EST. oooh I hope I win!!

I sure hope Stan is regenerating raisins, someone will come along and want to put him on a reality tv show or something.

Huskee and Hershey said...

Our mom gave Hershey boiled rice when she was having the 'splosions too... heehee..
Ok, me guess it'd be 8.15pm Sat, 14Mar, and this time, I hope the end result is 'solid'.
Gee Stanley's raisins are growing back?? it gives hope to all the 'de-raisined' boys out there!

Koobuss said...

Well, if you guys are taking bets, my guess is Friday, March 13, 2009, at 11:20 AM.

I never knew that you could grow your own raisins. Ya better keep an eye on that, Lacie!

BabyStan really looks sexy in that one pose. He should have it published in Play Dog. All the young girl dogs will drool, if they don't already.

Love and Koobuss Kisses,
Koobie

Joey said...

I'm guessing Saturday the 14th at 9:45AM.

See ya!
Joey

Asta said...

Stanny , tell me you'we not joinig the mawines ow something..you awe vewy handsome, but boy that is showt haiw!( awe those weally youws ow did you get implantses?

I think it's agweat thing that auntie Nuwse Bailey chose a PVC nuwses oonifowm..the splosion should come at 4:21AM 3/13
good luck all
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Faya said...

Friday 13...10.20 pm.....

Poor Lacie....you are so cute you don't deserve all this....

Kisses, Dyos

Petey said...

I think Stan got his haircut as an act of solidarity for your shaved ankle (wait until Mumsie gets tired of that and you get your buzz cut!).

Friday the 13th.

4:45 p.m.

And if anyone is growing a set in your household Lacie, clearly it is you!

Your pal,

Petey

Stanley said...

Sweet Lacie Girl!

Welcome BACK, sistah! Frankly, I kinda like your poodle leg. Now you and Maggie can be like bookends. You really need to put some meat on those bones of yours. You didn't have 2 lbs to lose, girl!

Personally, I think you will poo at 12:23 AM on Friday March 13. So, that means you have already pooed. We shall see.

As for BabyStan, he's lookin good with the new do, but I don't think those are new raisins coming in.

Goober love & smooches,
Stanley

Morgan in Pittsburgh said...

you two are sooo ornery. We are glad Lacie is feeling better. As for the poopie, (I've got to admit, it's a funny contest) mom and I will guess Friday, the 13th at 8 AM.
your pal, Morgan

Sally said...

I am so glad Lacie is doing better - it doesn't look like a poodle leg to me - it looks liked she has rolled up a sleeve to put the rest of you in your place!

Very funny contest and I predict Friday 13th at 7:45 am

Nice new 'doos -

Licks
Sally

Martha Basset said...

Poor Lacie, we do hope she manages to go soon although agree you had all better watch out.
Our guess is that it will be today cos it is Friday 13th when weird and strange things happen. We expect there is a time difference with you but using a 24 hour clock we are going to gues 13.13 hrs - see we got the 13's in again!
We thought Stan looked very sleek but a bit worried about his raisin growing back!
Could that happen we wonder!
love and kisses
Martha & Bailey xx
so glad that Lacie is home even if she is grouchy!!!

Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

Mar.13th at 7:00am EST...Here's hopin' Laciegirl! BabyRocketDog threw up all her rice Thursday (twice) and NO poo at all Thursday. We are hoping that 3/13 brings something...but not the dreaded dia-maria again.
I still love you, Hootie

Maggie and Mitch said...

Mom is just lovin' Stan's de-furred hiney! What a sickness she has with hineys! It's so embarrassing!
We predict - 3/13 - 7:33PM

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

Lacie, we are sooooo glad you are feelin' better! We're guessing the you will fertilize the yard at 7:45 this morning (Friday the 13th). We think Joey is right...if Stan grows his raisins back, someone will probably want to give him his own reality show.

Aire-hugs,
Poppy, Penny & Patches

Mango said...

Oh Stanny, what you have to put up with. A close up of your empty nard sacks. That Lacie is so jealous that your butt trims out so nicely.

I am sorry you have to be on poop watch. I, Mango, predict that it will come to an end at 10:17 PM EST tonight. So there.

Slobbers,
Mango

Noah the Airedale said...

Um Stan matie, do you realise what is plastered all over your blog???

Ok, I'm in on this competition and I guess.....ummmm 13/3/09 (thats the proper way to write the date lol)at 7.35am.

Noah

Abby said...

Hi, You Guys...

My Mom is laughing so hard I'm not sure she can type...

My guess is:

Saturday, March 14th 8:15AM..

Abby xxxooo

Gus said...

Horchata is a mexican drink you might want to try? Fruit flavored.

As to the big event...Teka says 2:45 pm March 13th in the kitchen


Is this like Clue?

gussie

Pearl said...

Hi guys! I came over and introduced myself to ya while Lacie was sickie...

I am thinkin' Lacie will accomplish a very relieving poo around 10:08 AM, today! (3-13-09)... which has already passed, actually. HAHA passed... get it? I hope something DOES pass!

Pearl said...

Scruffy & Stan you guys are so mean to Lacie, Stan that might mean another raisinectomy. Scruffy Lacie will splode Friday the 13th at 9 pm. Nanny made me vote Lacie, I think this whole contest stinks, ha,ha

Hugs, bellyrubs & smoochies
Pearl

Butchy and Snickers said...

Oh our dawgness & catness, you have Mama rolling on the floor laughing her fool head off. Can we each have a guess?? hehehehe!
Butchy: Lacie will go at 9PM tonight, Mar. 13th
Snickers: Heheheh, it will be at 5:00AM on Mar. 14th.
Ruby: Hmmmm, I know nothin bout dog pooping. But I'll guess Mar. 14th 6:30AM
Sylvester: Mar 13th 6PM
Scuby: Better be by Mar 14th at 2PM or her insides will be sploding!!!
Luv & Wirey Hugs,
Butchy, Snickers, Ruby, Sylvester & Scuby

Moco said...

We guess the poo will come on March 13th @ 1927.
We think the "raisins" will grow back 12/21/2012.

Deetz said...

I would guess, but then Lacie will retaliate and she can be brutal....
I sure hope she is feeling better
Deetzy

the professionals said...

we guess 3/13 8:12am

Agatha and Archie said...

Well..wait a minute..ARCHIE get up of the floor( he is ROLLING with laughter and laughing and srying and snorting all at the same time...) geesh Well we are glad you feel better and we say 3/14 at 2:23pm Love A+A PS Archie went and bought Lacie a present (and he said to say that it is JUST for her) and he will send it this week) Love and kisses A+A

Painter Pack said...

Haroooo to woo Lacie! So glad woo is back!! I wuv reading your bloggie!!! Girls rule!

Mya Boo Boo

Eric said...

Oohhhhh Scruffy and Stan. Excelled yourselves. What a brilliant contest!!!! I reckon Lacie will be BLOWING HER NOSE (heheeeee) get the eufanism boys??? on 13th March @ 21.23 . Stand back boys and Mumsie, she'll wipe those grins straight off your faces when she blows.

Exit Eric. Falling about laughing....XXXXX

Moondance Huskies said...

Oh my dogness!
I sure hope she doesn't explode!
Let's hope for SOLID on Sat March 14 at 10:30AM

Good luck!
Skye

Molly and Taffy said...

Oh dear poor Lacie, do you think we will hear the explosion here in the UK?

Hmmm, well Taffy and I disagree with the time so we would like to submit separate guesses.

Molly Saturday 14th March 3.25am
Taffy Friday 13th March 10.12pm

NORWOOD UNLEASHED said...

Stan very impressed with the sleekness and ummhum... raisins. what is mom doing?!!! does she have to remind you?

Lacie I predict you have a bm on 3/13 at 3:13pm. I'm wondering if there will be an image to capture this glorious event?:P

Norwood

Abby said...

Hi, again, You Guys...

Hey, stop over & see me...I have a Contest going on, too...

I have to admit,it's not quite as original as your's, though...

Abby xxxooo