Hello Every Dog, Kitty and Hammie!! It's Laciegirlie!! I'm still at the vetties but they FINALLY gave me the laptop I demand... er requested. It's a tad hard typin' with my IV in but I'm figurin' it out....
Thank you all for the dozens of wishes, telegrams (well a slight exaggeration; no telegrams) and zen headed my way! I can feel the love. Which is a good thing as my dating calender is in SHAMBLES. Look at this pic above that Mango sent with his "exorcism" facie on...I'm tellin' ya the vet staff scurried far and wide when I taped it to my "cage"....Can you see the love in his face? NO? Well...keep looking.
They still don't know what's wrong with me...and they might never figure it out. I'm still getting IV fluids and NO FOOD. Actually, I've only eaten two meals since last Saturday. (Not hungry. I'm close to 10 pounds now...going to ruin my curves.)
AND when Mumsie and I came home last night for my "overnight at the house stay," she discovered that Daddy had eaten my chicken and rice that was in the fridge for HIS supper. The nerve. She said it's a good thing she hadn't mixed the special sicktummy canned doggie food with it like she was going to.....he never said a word bout how um bland it tasted. He must be used to her boring cooking after all these years. Or he just knows better than to say anything
! 
I had the nurses take this picture of me this morning...Petey sent me this new nightie to replace the one that stoopid Mumsie posted the picture of yesterday. Look at all the roses he sent....and a mirror...thank Dog....there are NONE in this joint.
I had the nurses take this picture of me this morning...Petey sent me this new nightie to replace the one that stoopid Mumsie posted the picture of yesterday. Look at all the roses he sent....and a mirror...thank Dog....there are NONE in this joint.
Now, Boyz, the visiting hours are somewhat limited, so please keep your visits to an hour each. And no more than 20 dogs at a time. You might notice Noah...he's been lyin' in a large Dale sized basket and making Frozen Hoki Fish Broth...yes, it um is a tad odoriferous, but he assures me it's the height of nootrition. Bring a bowl and spoon if you'd like a sample.
All of the nurses will be waiting for me to go back to the housie tonight and then it's probably back here again tomorrow for more of the same....
I'm hoping that someone can do a bedbath with a shampoo...my beardie is rather the worse for wear and Mumsie sez I smell like the south end of a goat.
Barkin' at ya Sweet Dogs!!!
All my love,
LACIEGIRLIE
34 comments:
Woo do look beautiful there, Lacie, the roses are lovely. Hope woo feel better soon, and heavens, do get rid of that back end of a goat smell.
Tail wags, the OP Pack
Lacie, here just try another spoonful of the hoki broth. You need to build up your strength. We all want you better so you can start up your hectic social life again. I'm not leaving until this whole batch is gone.
Noah xx
Ciao bella Lacie!
How about I buzz over and give you a pawdicure?? I think it'll make you feel so much more your old self to have a little spa pampering while you recover. Plus, remember what Fernando says: "It is always better to look good than to feel good."
Ok, but that said, here's another Fernando quote (sort of!): You look pawvelous!
Get well soon and tanti baci!
Lucia
Well you certainly sound better Lacie Girl! I wish I could come over and be with you, I'd roll all over you cos I love foul smelling gals.
Axel
I just KNOW woo will khlear your skhhedule fur some KhyraKhare time, eh?
Maybe this will be a good start fur your new khareer...
I think there is a nunnery somewhere just itching fur a Lakie girrrrrl soul to save!
Hope woo feel better!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Sweet Lacie Girl!
For awhile there I thought there was some kind of Lakie virus going around because STella had a couple of days of vomit & the big D too, but we figured out it was something NASTY she ate. She's back to her old self.
NOw, if we can just get you back in fighting trim. Stella said she dropped that 1/2 a pound she had on you and was right at 12 pounds (before she was sick), but she said she doesn't think she can get down to 10, and so she wants you to get back up to 12.
I'm sending some extra gooberfied healing smooches for you. They should kick in within minutes. Seriously. If they don't let me know & we'll get that truckload of smooches heading out earlier than we planned. HEck, we'll just send that truck out to you now!
Try to rest, sweet thing. You really do need to rest.
Smooches & hugs for Mumsie, Scruff & STan, who I know miss you something awful.
Goober love,
Stanley
My SweetBFF
You do look mawvelous in that gown Petey sent , what a considewate pal..twy not to bawf all ove this one K?
Nuwse auntie Bailey showed me the pwopew way to give you a bafie([awsonally I don't like the cawbaulic soap she wecommends) but Whatevew..I'll be thewe to fweshen you up
smoochie kisses
ASTA
Hi Lacie!!
The south end of a goat? That sounds wonderful to me! Can you bottle that? I'm sure that you could make a lot of money. All my dog friends would want some.
As for Dadsie eating your chicken and rice, I'd be very concerned about that. If he likes it, you may be out of luck when you get back to your regular diet.
It sounds like you are making progress. That's great! We have been very worried about you. Hope you continue to improve and that you are soon back to feeling 100%.
Love and Koobuss Kisses for Everybody,
Koobie
Hi, Lacie...
You look beautiful...It's hard to believe you are sick...
Please get better soon...
Love,
Abby xxxooo
Lacie: We hear some of your spunk in your bloggin' and hope that is a good sign.
Get well soon!
Gussie n Teka
Just two more terriers checking in to see what a beautiful nightgown and a bouquet of roses can do for your morale.
We do hope you're feeling better -- but, gee, a bath might be in order. The rear end of a goat might be a bit too much, even for us boyz.
We're glad you almost had some boiled rice and chicken -- what about some pumpkin? Would your dad snitch that too?
Wirey love, Lacie Girl,
Jake and Just Harry
Golly, Lacie, I hope all those comments about your butt didn't give you some sort of eating disorder. All in fun, eh?
I am glad you are being well tended at the vet. I know what you mean about your dad eating your food. One time my human brother ate my Frosty Paws. And they say I am dumb.
Slobbers,
Mango
P.S. I think you are being very brave.
oh, poor little Lacie - you only weight 10 pounds? you are wasting away, little girlie! we sure do want you to get better soon. we don't like this sicklyness that you are having. tell those vets to figure it out and make you well. pronto! woof!
Lacie girl.Please concentrate on getting those curves back and you vengeful temper too. Realized I likes you bestest just the way you were,hehheee!!
Now get Mumsie to move the carob bidet fountain into your room and try that for the IV fluids and I hear hoki fish smoothies with a hint of soy and a kick of rice wine are the all the rage in the land of OZ. Though pawsonally I say keep 'em there and give me a nice Martini on the rocks but hey worth a try. Perhaps Daddy could trial it out for you first? Seeing he's been promoted to your official food taster.
Petey and I are sending a truck load of the Tommy Holedigger Spa ranges to freshen you up.If we can bottle the South End of Lacie Fragrance into the Summer ranges we think we would be onto a winner. Deal Lacie girl? Royalties'll be yours. Long as your south end has expanded back to its usual size.
Be good and get better right now K? That's an order. Barking for you. Love and a squillion kissies to you and Mumsie. Eric xxx
Now Lacie, I just want to make one thing clear - those roses weren't just from me, but from all the boys. And you'll notice we're standing upwind of you...you may look lithe and lovely, but honey, a little mouthwash and some Chewnel #5 wouldn't be wasted.
I'd also like you to read Eric's complete comment "And we have loads to be mad at her for don't we Petey but secretly don't we just love her...in a sissy way of course." See, like a SISTER! (And if Khyra has her way, like a sister in a convent!)
Listen to wise-ish Nurse Auntie Bailey. She knows what to do to get you back in tip-top shape. And don't get too skinny. After all, while us dogs like bones, we do bury them.
Your pal,
Petey
Hi Lacie!
I am glad to hear you are feeling well enough to update us! I hope the vets figure out what's making you sick soon so that you can go home!
:) Tibby
You are looking so much better, Lacie! A pretty gown and a little bit of blush and eye shadow will do wonders for your disposition!
Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch
Darling I just wok up...I don't know WHAT hit me when I was doing the smoothie duty....I must of passed out from too much work....BUT I am back in action.....Now Lacie........Boys can only stay for 10 minutes at a time..and you had better keep drinking.. I will be there in a miniute to take charge..Love Aggie and ARchie is coming to play with Scruffy and Stanny
Hi Lacie! I hope, hope, hope you get better soon and get your appetite back. Isn't there something you'd like to eat? A yummy treat? Some flowers in a vase at the vet's? Well, get some rest, and hopefully your tummy will feel better any minute now.
Your pal,
Joey
Oh Lacie, we sure do hope you are feeling better soon and all is back to normal around there. We are sending many healing vibes. Tanner is contemplating being your BFF but he said he would totally do it if you promise to get better.
We were just checking in to say hi.
Thanks for the update Lacie girl!
Lacie! Okay, now I am getting worried about you. You just smarten up and get better. I'll let you go on another date with Joey if you do.
xo
SB
Hi Lacie,
I just heard about your not being well on Asta's blog - and just wanted to pop over to give you some slobbers!
Honey the Great Dane
www.bighoneydog.com
Awwww LACIE! You need to get better soon! NOW! S.T.A.T.!!!!!!
I know Mango is secretly saying lots of doggie prayers...how could he not? Looking at you in that nightie!
Please, get better soon!
WE LOVE YOU LACIE!
love & licks,
Randi
Hi, Lacie!
You look soooo sexy in that picture!
Paws crossed for you and for the vets to know what is wrong!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
Its furry nice to meet you. I hope you feel better soon!
Big licks to you
Suzuki
xxx
Oh Lacie, we are so glad that you now have your laptop with you to keep in touch.
Even though we know Bailey is with you, we worry.
We do hope she is making you up some meal replacements with a high calorific value.
As for your Dad eating your dinner - words fail us!
What kind of a Dad would eat poor sick Lacie's bland chicken and rice!
Of course Mumsie is quite right, it doesnt say much for her cooking that he failed to notice the difference!
We need you well Lacie to keep these male dogs in order. They are beginning to get out of hand.
You do look lovely in your picture with your hand mirror - like some beautiful but sick heroine.
Basset kisses
love Martha xx (Bailey of course is with you!)
Hope you get well soon Lacie. That nitegown sure looks nice. :)
~ Bae
Lacie we are so pleased you felt well enough to post and persuaded the nurses to give you access to your laptop.
Fancy your Dad eating your chicken and rice supper! Our hooman thought that was hilarious!
Molly and Taffy
Lacie, the Hoki broth sounds...yummy? Okay, maybe not! We sure hope you feel better soon! With that scary pic of Mango on your crate, at least we know that all the vettie's nurses will give you ANYTHING you want! Feel better!
Aire-hugs,
Poppy, Penny & Patches
you are such a beauteous Patient, dear Lacie, methinks the roses were needed to disguise the "di a rear" smell perhaps?
I am prescribing lots of rest for you, and plenty more of the hoki broth which Noah is in charge of!
Nurse Bailey has been keeping me posted with your condition.....
Your new pal, Dr Marvin M.D.
ps your Dad sounds like mine, and my human bruvvers, they hoover up everything in the fridge!
We are so very worried and glad to know you are in good spirits. I will pray that they find out why you are so sickie....maybe its all that dating and running around....
Rest my lil pal, rest.
Deetzy
Only a true DIVA could look that good while smelling like the south end of a goat. Get Well, Laciegirl!
Hiruff Lacie and Stanley and Scruffy, nice to meet yous.
Lacie, I has beed hearing about your dating exploits for a while and when I heard on Asta's blog that you was poorly i had to come over and give you some get well wishes so's I can contintue seeing about your mischief.
So get well soon!!
~lickies, Ludo
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