Of Ballerinas and Dead Chickens...!!!

Lacie here...Mumsie didn't think she could top last year's Terrier Ballerinas for Halloween....so she said I could do what I wanted with the boyz' costumes...

I put Scruffy back in his tutu and told him to jete, but he jeted right off...wouldn't hold still for the snaps...

I think he's wearin' that tutu rather low...boyz have no bums....

So I decided to go in another direction...

He doesn't seem much happier in a dead chicken costume...

Come here, Scruffy, let me just adjust the fit...

You do look pretty stoopid....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAA...it's a DEMENTED CHICKEN TERRIER!

Sheesch....

Now that's one for the soup pot...is that a smirk I see?

Not much better luck with the big Dale...is this position even anatomically correct?

He does have a mushable face...even as a chicken....

Woe is Stanny....

Gimme that outfit...I'll show ya how it's worn....I've not modeled for nuthin'.....

Regal Lakeland...

Rather odd hat, though isn't it...maybe it's from London....

Tra la la la la la!!!!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN, EVERYBODY!!!!!

SCRUFFY, LACIE AND STANNY!




Addendum....Asta's kitty friend, Gracie is having a puuuuurrrrrfect Halloweeners Pawty at her blog...TONS OF FOODABLES!!! Everyone is invited!!!!

How to Have a Trim Backside, Lacie Style!!!

Now George, the Lad asked me this morning if my mom WAS HOLDING ME UP IN THE AIR for the pic I submitted for Twinkie's Show Me Your Bum Contest...

As if....

Now I've given interviews before on how I keep my derriere so trim...and I so emulate Miss Sunshade with her strong Muscular Backside....

In one sentence...YOU GOTTA WORK IT....

Sit back for a viewing of the Lacie doin' just that...

Gettin' some aire in the shower...so fab to bounce off the door!

Dryin' my fur post shower....back view...lookit my reflection in the mirror!

Fur dryin', side view....no strings, photoshop or ladders...just one muscle butt!

Other ways to exercise...my afternoon aerobic class....terrier style....

MOVE IT, I SAID MOVE IT, FECAL BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sheesch, he's slow....gonna give you a bit of a bite on the butt, Scruffy!

Lookit the Dale...some King of the Terriers...we know which breed rules the Terriers.....

All four paws in the aire....am also studying ballet in Paris...on the side...

A terrier's KEEN OF EYE....I'm keen alright...on chasin' my brothers...

HAHAHAHAHAAAA...another example of the graceless Dale.

I'm closin' in Scruffy! Lookit at how tight his paws are together...amazing he doesn't trip and fall flat on his foxy face....

WHAT? You are giving ME lip???? You will pay.....oh...and for the alert readers this is a classic example of how we Lakies run stiff legged...it's a prance...dog mom made me practice with empty paper towel rolls as a pup....

Move it, AIRE BREATH!!!!

A lady never sweats...just a bit of dew on my fur.....

Kisses,

Beastie Muscled Derriere Girlie

The FAKIE LAKIE!!

Scruffy here....first the pic Stan and I submitted for Twink's tushie contest...yep, that Lacie gets some aire when she wants her mornin' hot carob with whipped cream....it's amazin' she can get that thing up there!!

You gotta see this...Mumsie ordered this kid on ebay last spring...cuz she looked like a fat Lakeland and had a purple nose....

Eric's mom fostered her and shipped her to us with the gentle comment that she didn't think the fat Lakie and her wheels had started life at the same time together...hmm....was she a FAKIE LAKIE?

This was taken at the Eric Square House...where is Eric? WAS HE LYIN' DOWN ON THE JOB?? Isn't that Unsteady Eddy, a bit more unsteady than usual?

Mumsie sent the Fat Lakie to Dr. Snitchybug's in I O WA...she can sew and fix anything....and she made a discovery...the Fat Lakie had a body MASK ON...she was a Fakie Lakie...underneath all that fake plush fur was a lovely Chiltern wheelie....made a long time ago...wonder what her story is? So she had a lovely makeover and came to live with us.....

OMD...Lacie has a Snitchybug original beaver fur stole...made from one of Papa Lamb's old beaver coats he found at a garage sale...Miss Enid has one just like it!!!

Lacie has her work cut out for her with this feisty girlie!!!

She even has plush accessories made out of her old FAKE COAT...complete with ears for a wonderful hat and a stole...hmm...so she can go IN DISGUISE????

Hoo Boy....what a lot of estrogen in this pic....

Oh no...Lacie is taking the formerly Fakie Lakie for a walk....

And with the temperatures dippin' she won't be cold in that stole....wraps are so IN!

Um...it seems Miss Fakie has appropriated Lacie's stole.....to use for a HAT!!!

But not for long!!! That Lacie is nuthin' if not stylin'...

It just gets weirder and weirder around here....

Reporting Barks,

Scruffman

HIRED BY MANGO MOMMA; A Stinky Post!

As some of you may know, the Mango Momma has had the sickies...and when she takes to her bed...let's just say there is a relentlessly hooge pileup in the backyardie!!

So Mango's momma called me...see how careful I'm being????

Managed to not even scoop up the RH.

Hmm....she didn't EXACTLY say where she wanted all of this...just that it better be GONE from the yard. Like yesterday.....

Customer Service is my MOTTO....

Any other dogs need help for those pesky yard piles?

Call Scruffy for all your needs...

Pawslaps,

Scruffman