Nurse Auntie Bailey Arrives....

Babystan here...such goings on...sheesh...I'm allowed to post cuz Lacie's still sick and Scruffy is um well broke from the poker night and he sez he has a headache or something.

It was quite the scene this weekend. Scruffy invited all these dogs for poker...Butchy picked a bunch of 'em up in his plane. Lacie finally fell asleep, I'm thinkin' Agatha might have given her a few smoothies to sip...by the looks of that pic in our last post, Ags musta sipped on a few of 'em herself. Anyway, there was this hooge poker pawty here...that chicken Asta brought from Noah's was the dealer. She was amazin'...anyway in the midst of all this chaos, that lovely lass from Scotland strolled in...Auntie Bailey, the famous (and very strict) Scottish nurse.

Consider the scene...Agatha passed out on the patient's bed, Asta givin' Vespa rides on the sofa, a chicken dealin' the cards, and enuff cigars bein' smoked to set the house on fire. She broke up that poker pawty pretty fast. The nurses were ALL given demerits....cept for Koobie...she was in the bathroom, lucky girlie (I think somethin' didn't agree with her tummy.) Snickers got yelled at for nursin' in her pj's..."NOT AN APPROPRIATE UNIFORM,"...Agatha got the brunt of it...somethin' but never SITTING on a patient's bed much less passin' out on it...Khyra was scolded for brushin' her fur on the patient's bed...FLUFF EVERYWHERE...They all got yelled at for Lacie's patient gown...it was a purple wevealin' negligee...a giftie from a boyfriend...well, that's gone now. She's wearin' this child sized hospital gown that ties in the back...with pants...it's a cowboy print...UGLEEEEEE!

Nurse Bailey simmered this amazing pot of Scotch Broth...a heckuva improvement on the Campbells in this house.

Bailey bout had a fit at the oatmeal (instant) that was being fixed plus the Lipton teabags.

She pulled this out of her bag to make porridge....oh yummers...Scruffy loved it...he has SUCH A PINHEAD...do all foxie wires have those knobs on the top of their craniums???

She tossed out the skim milk in our fridge and went outside and milked a cow...have NO IDEA where she found that bovine...fresh cream...

She tossed out all the Coke Zero too...Mumsie's havin' a fit....

This mornin' Lacie hacked up this huge um hairball...it was either stuffie guts or a hoooge hunk of Khyra Fluff surrounded by tons of grass Lacie ate from the Vomit Bush. (It's this grass bush we have that we like to EATNPUKE from...) Preeeety impressive. Bailey just shook her head.

Could be a long week.

Barks,

Babystan

Mumsie here. Lacie had started eating again, but is now refusing food. Sounds like another trip to the vets is in our future. She had DYE UR REAR all over her crate today when I was running errands. Needless to say, this required a complete bath including a major beardie wash. Scruffy went over to her crate took one sniff and promptly lifted his leg and peed all over the crate, poop, floor and wall. Frankly, they are all for sale cheap. I'd be more worried, but Lacie is taking water, playing, biting the hairdryer and dishwasher all as usual. She seems fine...just on a hunger strike....thanks for everyone's concern!