Saturday, March 7, 2009

Lacie Sick Part 2; The Nurses' Visit!

Scruff here again with a Lacie update.....
The nurses' descended upon our house full force today....Look at 'em...Snickers looks concerned about all of the rules they were breaking....for one, Nurse Agatha is sound asleep on the bed. At least I think she's asleep. I think she was runnin' the blender since Lac isn't up to it...maybe she was doin' a little sampling?
Lookie at Asta...Lacie is TOTALLY OFF HER FEED...she won't even eat a dropped cookie...Stan and I are lovin' it. Asta drove her Vespa all the way to Oz to fetch one of those fresh chickens that Noah and his sissies um "found" this week. She was plannin' on puttin' it in a pot and stewin' it, but the girls all like Miss Chickie's outfit...very springlike or somethin'....
Asta drove her Vespa right in our house and up the stairs....Mumsie's tryin' to get the mud offa the carpet...IT WAS TOTALLY FABBERS! that Khyra???? I had no idea she was a nurse? She's showin' Lacie the site where she bought that denim skirt she's wearin' or somethin'...Lacie loves it. For once the two of them aren't knockin' heads.
So far Lacie is just takin' water, but she still has that spark in her eye and has the strength to give a good snappers if ya walk too close to her.
I'm hopin' Lacie will fall asleep soonest and the nurses and Stanley and I can play a few hands of poker...anyone interested???
Mumsie here...Lacie seems perfectly normal except she's not eating. She's taking water without problem and her little GI tract seems to be behaving itself as of this afternoon. Poor girl....she's rather irritable with the boyz...shall we say more irritable than usual, if that's possible. We'll keep watching her closely; thank you all for your good wishes!!!!!


Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

Lacie seems perfekhtly normal?

Mumsie: How much happy juice have woo been khonsuming???

I was SOOO glad to have been able to keep her khalmed fur a bit!

PeeEssWoo: Woo will find my flooooof all over the house now!

Abby said...

Hi, You Guys...

Looks like Lacie is being taken care of very well...

I bet she'll be back to her old self really soon...

Enjoy the Poker Game...

Abby xxxooo

Noah the Airedale said...

Thank goodness the pooping has calmed down. Poor litte Lacie. We hope you feel like eating soon.

Take care
Noah Willow Tess Lucy

Asta said...

I can't believe she doesn't want any of tha tsupew fwesh chicken..Oh least she's having watew..I just hope she doesn't take this no eating to dangewous isn't cause it's wawming up and she's concewned about hew ummm shape is it??
I think she got a complex when those mean kids told hew she had a big but
get some sneep..I'm off to play pokew
smoochie kisses

Koobuss said...

Oh dear,

I didn't know. Am I needed? I'll find my nurses' hat and be right there.

Good luck to Lacy! Hope she feels better soon.

Love and Koobuss Kisses,

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...


Please deal me in!

Nurse Khyra

Lorenza said...

I hope she is feeling better now!
I am sure she will be like new in no time with the care of our friends!
Take care
Kisses and hugs

Petey said...

When Mommy was in the hospital, she said she was on the Amy Winehouse diet of ice cubes and morphine for four days — perhaps that's what Lacie's on!

I've contact Auntie Bailey who is also a registered Scottish nurse who will whip these youngsters into shape in no time. She has done an excellent job with her sister Miss Martha so I'm flying her in on AireRuby tonight.

Your pal,


Petey said...


You haven't gone on a hunger strike because I now have a girlfriend, have you?



Stella said...

Sweet Lacie Fren!

YOU NEED TO BE IN BED, GIRL! Get back in bed and rest your little self, ya big GOOB! Can't believe you're off your feed. That NEVER happens to us Lakies.

I'm sending all kinds of goobery kissies for you to get you healthy, and I'm going to get STanley to do the same.

We just got your card today!!! I LOVE that photo of you from the vet's office. Pretty slick of them to use your face to try to guilt your mama into something you obviously don't need! It's going on the cold eatables box at Lakie level so I can pretend I'm looking in the mirror while I eat.

Goobery love & even more kissies,
Stella Bean

tnbullterrors said...

Sure glad that dya-maria is gone, when she visits it ain't purdy, especially fer a white girl like me! If ya'll need a nurse to take over the night shift, I can be right there, I'm a purdy good nurse, even posted about it when DawgMom ate one of them my-grains. How many chickie feet do I need to be in on the poker game?
Feel better soon,

Feather, Darla & Pappy, the TN Bull Terrors

Joe Stains said...

More irritable than usual?? yikess. We sure hope she is eating and in a great mood soon.

Cassie said...

Oh wow we are just catching up on your blog & are so sorry to hear Miss Lacie is sick.It looks like the nursing team has things under control though. BabyRocketDog & I (Hootie) are commenting through Momma's blog. [She is too lazy to switch over to ours.] We hope Lacie gets well quick. I still love her even if I'm too young for her! Welshie Kisses, Hootie & BabyRD

Martha Basset said...

I will be with you just as soon as my AireRuby flight arrives!
I can see these American 'nurses' havent a clue.
What you need my dear is a good no nonsense scottish nurse.
I am making a put of scottish broth to bring with me. I may also include a small hot toddy as it has been known for its medicinal purposes over generations in Scotland!
Hold on, dear girl.
Auntie Bailey x

Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

Lacie, you HAVE to get better asap so you can keep your silly brothers in line! You have to eat to keep up your strength! We sure hope you're feeling better by now!

Poppy, Penny & Patches

Mango said...

Oh man, I don't wish the sickies on you, little beast. Did they put you in the x-ray machine?

I hope you get this all figured out and are back to your "normal" self again soon. At least you have lots of nurses to help keep your mom from worrying too much.


BenTheRotti said...

Well I was just about to offer to come over and play Doctor and then I read this...

she's rather irritable with the boyz...

ummm.. maybe I should just send the healing rotti slobber over via air mail and step gently away....

get well soon LacieGirl

Ben xxxx

Gus said...

Well, we would come help, except you seem to have a full house already (get it? Poker/full house?) hehehe

We hope Lacie can get some rest, and that she gets much better. She is missing JoeyPalooza!

Teka and Gussie

Sophie Brador said...

There might be lots of boys out there hoping their date with Lacey is postponed. I'm glad she is feeling better. You know it is International Women's Day and we need Lacie doing some yelling for us girls.


Jake of Florida said...

We are so so sorry we didn't get to stop by until now --but we're glad to know that Lacie is feeling better and that the nursies are helping. How cool that Lacie and Khyra have kind of made up!! And lots of boys are breathing sighs of relief!!

We're not nursies, but we think it's probably better that Lacie not eat very much until she's all better!!

Lots of wirey love to you all!!

Jake and Just Harry

Eric said...

Lacie Girl!! What's up? Got a temperature? Or just a temper???He,heee!!!. TOLD you not to take the whole bottle of new diet pills you got in gay Parreee all at once. No wonder you got the Dye your Ears. Can't see anything wrong with your big botty myself Lacie it's almost PHATT like my Toffeee's.

Think you've been hallucinating too.Leaving a message in my chat box "are u quaking in ur boots?" HAAAaaa. As if. Don't wear boots as a rule. That's Petey. Todays an exception, got those surgical overshoes on...didn't want to be skidding all over ...ewwwww....
think I'm within snapping disssst aaa..........n.........

Butchy and Snickers said...

Poor Lacie. At least she's eating the crushed ice we make for her in the blender. I think that's why Agatha is sneeping, she got wore out running that thing. Hope Mumsie isn't too mad about the mud tracks, at least it isn't diahrear, hehehehe!
I think we need to rip that chicken apart & share it while we play powker. Butchy wants to know if he can fly over to play and pick up some of the boys along the way???
Luv & Wirey Hugs,
Snickers, Butchy, Ruby, Sylvester & Scuby

Dughallmor Beagles said...

Poor Lacie Girl, hope you're feeling better soon.... Wise(ish) Aunt Bailey should sort you out with some of her famous broth!
Slobbers xx

the 4 Bs said...

poooor little Lacie. we sure hope you get better, little fluffer. you have enough nurses there, so you are being well cared for. we saw Asta riding her scooter. she went right past our house and it's not even on the way. we didn't bark at her though, she just waved when she went by. geesh, that chicken sure smelled good.

so we're gonna send you some power of the Bs to make your better. we aren't any good at nursing, but our B power is pretty good stuff. it totally works on dogs.


Lacy said...

w00f's, oops me iz a boy too, sooo me will just say me hopes she feels better...

b safe,

Life with Ozzy said...

Hey guys,
Lacie I hope you're feeling better soon. Looks like you are being well taken care of.


Petey said...

Lacie my dear,

I hear your hunger strike is over and you ate something. I hope it wasn't Scruffy's head that you chewed off.

Your pal,


P.S. So now that you don't have to worry about your butt looking big while wearing a tartan on camera, are you auditioning for Beagadoon or not? We've held up casting during your illness.

Amber-Mae said...

Wow! Looks everybuddy is there to cheer you up Lacie. Sorry to hear that you're not feeling too good. Hope you get better soon!

Butt sniffs,
Solid Gold Dancer

Deetz said...

I am so sorry you are feeling poorly. I sure hope you get to feeling better real soon.

Kirby said...

Oh, poor Lacie. I hope she is feeing better soon. I've had GI issues/collitis and it's no fun, but once your better, man, you eat for like ever! Hope you are chowing down real soon Lacie!

Your pal,

Joey said...

Not even a dropped cookie? Oh no, Lacie, I don't like hearing that. I hope you're feeling better soon.

Your pal,

The OP Pack said...

Oh, dear Lacie, we do hope woo are feeling a lot better now. Khyra's visit must have helped a lot - she has such a good way about her. And she does look cute in denim.

Woo are a lucky pup to have all those special furiends there to help make woo feel better.

Tail wags, the OP Pack

Asta said...

Oh Scruffy , my deaw son..I'm happy , you and Stnany had extwa, but I'm vewy unhappy to heaw my sweet BFF is fasting..this is not good..I'm vewy wowwied bout hew..not even smoofies??wif nouwishing nanans??ow peamut buttew?
ow punkin?/
ow sumpin..should I send Momi's cake???
I don't want hew to get an enema ow fowce feeding fwom nuwse Bailey, gulp
smoochie wowwied kisses

Joe Stains said...

LACIE you better feel better soon!!! Asta said you still are not feeling well, please let us know how you are!! We are sending a ton of healing vibes!