I WON!!!!!

Lacie here!!! Did you guys know I won second place in Abby's "Guess the # of Treat's Contest???" Yeppers...with my xray Lakie vision...I zoomed in on those treats and came pretty darn close with my guess!!! And lookie what arrived in the mail yesterday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!A pressie!!!!! Addressed to...whom??? Wait a minute...I won this contest...NOT my STOOPID BROS!!!!!

OK...this is better...nuthin' ya can't fix with a Sharpie!!!

See it sez "Lacie...ONLY!!!"

Heh heh heh heh...works for me.....!

Lookie at us...we know it's up there...doesn't Stan look miserable...he knows if he gets too close to the counter that he might get a close up view of my SHARPIE TOOFERS!! Smart Dale...he stays to the rear....where it's safer.

Well...aren't we gonna open it?

HURRY UP...I WANNA KNOW WHAT'S IN IT!!!

Scruffy doesn't care so much 'bout my teeth if he thinks that there might be somethin' for him. He does look better than usual in this pic...that's odd.

Waaaahooo...lookie at this...SOMETHING TO HELP LACE KEEP HER DATES STRAIGHT...AND HELP THE BOYZ KNOW WHEN SHE'LL BE GONE SO THEY CAN PLAN A PAWTY.......

OH MY...a DATE CALENDAR....Oh Abby....it's bootiful....oh my...I'm barkless!!!!! And such a pretty color!!!

Lookie lookie lookie....three frisbees, three tennis balls (one pink!!!)...a hooge bag of Beggin' Strips...our FAVORITE TREATIE!...and my lovely calendar...and a lovely picture of Sweet Abby....

THANK YOU DEAR GIRL....and yes, I will SHARE with my brothers....just teasin' before! You are the sweetest thing ever....we love ya LOTS!!!!!!

Found this when I visited Martha and Bailey's bloggie in Scotland this morning....they took a trip to Loch Lomond....I had watched a video (gotta see it...sooooo relaxin'!!!) they had from a couple of days ago on their bloggie and decided to pop over for a swim...I hafta admit Petey, Martha's photographer did a fine job capturin' the delicate elongation of my neckie....no saggin' skin there, huh....yes, Martha looks a bit startled...but I sorta splashed her as I reared outta the water....cold in there...

We went and had a nice cuppa tea to warm up afterwards....it was FABBERS!

Love ya lots...

Laciegirlie!

Gobble...Gobble...and it's not Thanksgivin'...!!

Hey Everybody...Scruff here...Lacie just has a plethora (like that big word??!!) of dates this weekend....Petey is havin' this pawty in New York...at some Rainbow Room. She sent me this pic from her cell of Joey...that Golden from Florida who won our contest??? She said he's smokin' hot in a tux!!!!! And that he asked her to dance.....

She sent this pic too...recognize this dog?? I didn't think you would...it's Dyos...Faya's bro!!!!!!! He's grown up some, huh??...Lacie told Mumsie she was babysittin' him again...like she did for the Halloween pawty in London...somehow when Mumsie sees these pix I don't think she's gonna believe that one...he's not even one yet...sheesch.....

Can ya see this horrible pic that Mumsie took through our patio door yesterday??? Those little birds are turkeys....tons of 'em came paradin' in...right through our yardie...we were still sleepin'...or they woulda been lunchmeat with a little mayo!!!

OMD...get a look at this...the second to last turkey in the procession is this alpha dude...he kept spreadin' his feathers.....he must be the PL1!...Hey, Arch and Aggie...does he look like ur PL1!?

He looked at Mumsie (by then she had the door open) turned his back to her...spread his feathers and...BENT OVER!!!

Yeppers...MUMSIE JUST GOT MOONED BY A TURKEY!!!!!

She almost fell over laughin'....(look at the size of his posterior...holy moly!)

Till she heard him callin' for Lacie...then she stopped laughin'....

Lacie came flyin' outta the house tryin' to get dressed as she tore down the steps....it was amazin' she didn't spill her coffee in that mad rush!

Oh no.....

Is this yet another one of Lacie's boyfriends??????

Scruffyman

Sit, Down, Stay...FETCH!!!!!

Scruffy here...Mumsie's makin' us practice our down stays...see my little act of rebellion...my right ear...it was at attention!!!!

Look at Stan's tongue...what is it with Dales and their tongues????

Obviously, the black and tans have NO IDEA where the squirrel went.

More sit stays...lookit Lacie...she never listens.....

Stan's sooooooooooooo bored.

Lacie...turn ur stoopid head the other way....Enuff...let's do something waaaay more fun.

More like it...FRISBEE!!!! I have my eye on it...trackin' it...even in the wind....

Snatch...straight outta the air!!!!! Clamped safe into my foxy jaws.....

Scruffy with his mouth full of frisbee...is a happy Scruffy.....if the world were only this simple, huh? Live in the moment...RUN, FETCH..... JOY....I love bein' a dog.

Reportin' barks...

Scruffman

Skinny Bee-otchin'!!

Oh...my stoopid brothers....CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT LAST POST???? The only good thing to come of it is I included those pix in my modelin' portfolio and sent it to New York to a couple of agencies. The response has been incredible. Somethin' about my skinny hips and jutting jawbones. I'm booked for the next month.....might be better if no dog, kitty, hammie mentioned this to Mumsie...gonna be a scene there....



Now, I was missin' a signature piece of jewelry...so I asked Petey's Rosie if I could borrow her locket that Petey gave her in Bermuda. That didn't fly so well with Petey...so lookee what he did...



HE DESIGNED ME MY VERY OWN LOCKET!!!!!!!!!


Have you ever seen anything so bootiful???? Who is the lucky lad inside?????

That Petey...I gotta admit, he outdid himself on this one...and there are tons more holders...FOR ALL OF MY BOYFRIENDS!!!!! Oh, Petey...THANK YOU, SWEET BOY!!!!!!!!! (I have your pic and Mango's next to add!!!!)

Here's the first pic of me wearin' it on the CATWALK modelin' Armani or somethin'......

What do ya think???????

Happy Monday!!!!

Laciegirl

Wheelbarrows and Large Loads......

Yo...it's me...Stanley! It's my day to post. Finally. Lookit Scruff and me....heh heh heh...we only lie this close together if um we have Lakie reportin' to do....it's like this. You know how sick Lacie was?


Well...it's had some, shall we say unfortunate results. Like when she um well ahh "goes" she produces massive quantities that have to set a new Lakeland record. Like half her body weight. AND she well ahh...(Scruff rolls his eyes...just say it Stan....Lacie farts like a monkey!!!) Yep...that girl can clear a room and curl the paint.

This mornin' she outdid herself. She had to get the wheelbarrow to er scoop the yard. Her leggies still look a bit skinny huh...and she looks like she's developin' one of those dowager's humps on her back....mustn't be drinkin' up her milk??!!

Look at her...tryin' to push the 'barrow.

Not havin' so much luck....must be a really heavy LOAD. (At this Stan and Scruffy fall over laughing.....)

She's er contemplatin' the problem. It's a wonder she can get that close to "it."

There...now she's in position...got her massive weight behind it....but no luck. She can't get it to move an inch.

So Scruffy decided to "help' her out.

Sometimes you hafta bring in the heavy equipment....Scruffy's puttin' his name on this one.....thankfully the yard is now clean and safe to walk in....and ROACH IN!!!

Stan falls over laughin'........

Tears are pourin' down his cheeks....and he's snortin' and bellylaughin'.....Scruffy wisely retreats to the other side of the yard.

He decides to give Lacie a big Dale hug......which she doesn't appreciate.






She gives him the evil Lakie eye, privately contemplatin' bout dyin' her beardie Dale red and wonderin' why boyz have such long eye lashes...

Sometimes a Dale knows when to play dead......

My Date with Joey......

First of all, I was just exitin' blogland last night due to extreme exhaustion....when I thought I'd pop over to Joey and Tanner's bloggie...and almost fell outta my chair. This...this....THIS IS JUST WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS. Mr. Tuesday Tanner is gonna be lunchmeat. ARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGG........

So onto far more pleasant subjects...today was my date with Joey that totally HOT Golden from Hollywood, Florida....I thought a nice picnic on the beach would be fun....

But first, I got a request from Jake and Just Harry (who just live around the bendie from Joey and his bro Zeke) to stop by and fit them for their kilties for Beagledoon.....

These boyz are never too far apart...look at 'em jabberin' like a pair of old aunties....

I got them fitted alright...

So what do ya think??????

There's a ton of foxie leggie being shown here...have a fellin' that Petey isn't gonna be happy....hey, I wasn't the one yankin' up their skirts!

Next stop...Hollywood to Joey and his puppy bro Zeke's house!!! I felt soooo at home! We had a fab time visitin' with his peeps....I only hope I didn't leave the bathroom in too much disarray gettin' ready for my DATE WITH JOEY. Oh...that little flood...I'm sure your homeowners will pick that up....had a little issue with the drain from my bubblebath. Oh...and that nail polish on the bathroom rug...was that an earthquake? The bottle fell right over!

First we went on a womantic walk on the beach. Isn't it lovely? Frankly, it doesn't look anything like Pittsburgh. And it was sooooooooooooooo warm!!! Make that HOT!!!

I made arrangements for a special dinner to be served to us as the sun faded over the horizon....have you ever seen anything sooooooooooooooo romantic??? The violinists were amazing.

Until we heard the sounds of all of this barkin' and what sounded like a televised baseball game...

Hmm.......Seems like we have company.....OH NO!!!!!!!!!

Oh good heavens...lookit this...on my date!!!!!!!!

In the center is Zeke...he's a german shepherd pup...... and he has these adorable big ears... and it looks like he actually gets TV reception on his chest...a baseball game? They're all watchin' a baseball game? OMD...so much for romance...."What? You were placin' BETS on whether I'd eat him alive? Or shriek till Joey's ears popped???"

We have Agatha and my sweet Arch, my BFF Asta, Koobie and stoopid Scruffy, Jake and Just Harry, my boyfriend Butchy, Petey, my sweet Noah, that Khyra...and what in the world???.... Mango's relentlessly huge butt???? Well, let's just say the fizz went outta the champagne.

Of course, Scruffy produced a deck of cards and the poker chips. Outta nowhere a keggers of beer arrived...the violinists fled for their lives.....SIGH....

Zeke cleaned house and Scruffy lost...as usual.

Joey didn't seem all that upset bout our date. Sniff. He seemed happy to be scarfin' pizza with everything on it and drinkin' beer....then Petey presented him with one of those stoopid blue "I SURVIVED A DATE WITH LACIE" bracelet.....

We rented one of those water trampolines....and played all night.....it was fab!!!

EXHAUSTED BARKS....

Laciegirlie