Mumsie is SOOOOOO mean. She told me I was grounded for Koobie's Ski Pawty, based on my "inappropriate cheerleading outfit that showed a complete lack of morals." OR...I could wear this horrid outfit EVERDAY until the pawty and maybe even TO the pawty....'cept I think I'll freeze. (Scruffy: "Lack of clothing didn't seem to bother you at the last pawty.....")
Sniff...sob....whine.....I have NO choice...I have to wear it...look at those little stoopid pants with the ruffles and the shoes....NOOOOOOOOOOOO! I will never live this down. (Scruffy: "You're probably not gonna live the LAST outfit down either....I mean I even saw some dogs blushin..."
Lacie: "And who are you, the moral police, Scruffy?"
Scruffy: "No, just a concerned brother who loves you. Sometimes, Lacie, life's got rules...and ya just have to live with them. All behavior has consequences....ya may as well learn that before your first Barkday."
Lacie: "Don't even remind me...my first Barkday is this Friday....and I'm stuck in this outfit...I think I'll go and hide behind the chair."
Scruffy: "Would you like a lollipop?"