Thursday, September 25, 2008

Nachos, Bunnies and Nightmares!

Stanny here...I'm not feelin' so well......
Last night I had this HOOOGE cravin' for a Crush...Orange Crush...outta the bottle...with a straw. (The bottles make fine vases for wild daisies when ur done...just a Martha Stewart/Stan hint...)

And then I felt the need to chow on some Nachos....oh YUMMERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thought I catch a movie on the tube....HMM...Monty Python and the Holy Grail....Lacie sez it's one of her favorites!

Somethin' bout Bunnies....with what, Lacie? SHARP TEETH??????? As in Attack Rabbits?
We all sat and watched the show with me munchin' on my chips and slurppin' my Crushie....
And I fell into a deep sleep.....

OMD.... I dreamt that I had these hooge Bunnies chasin' me all over our yardie and they were playin' ball with my handsome Dale HEAD! And Lacie just sat there and laughed and laughed.
I woke up with a stomach ache....and a headache...(No DAAAA!!!)

Now Mumsie's packin' up Bruvver's room cuz he moved out....(And I'm still here....what do ya think of that? Custody battle???)
And lookie at the stuffie she found in the top of the closet!!! Seems one year at Christmas she was a tad obsessed over these Bunnies With the Sharp Teeth. (Google's terrierfying!)

Lookie at this...OH MY....I feel faint. I will never go out in our yardie again....the whole canine world is worried bout Wheelie Takeover...when we HAVE THESE RABBITS IN OUR OWN YARDS!

Check this out you Office Fans...a Stapler....
THUMP....(Pawdon the pun...hahahahahahahaaaaa writes Lacie...)
Stan starts to sway...Lacie quickly puts his head between his knees....
Hmm...wonder if I could sell Lacie head slippers and Lacie head staplers on Ebay....
Stan slowly rubs his head with his paw and looks thoughtful.....($$$$$$$$$)
Never a dull moment!


Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

That is surely one 'harey' tail!


Asta said...

now I'll have nightmawes..Eastew will nevew be the same, heheheh
smoochi ekisses

Molly and Taffy said...

Oh heck Stan, that sounded like a horrendous nightmare. All those fluffy little bunnies turning ugly!!!
Want me to come over and chase them all away, I am really good at it!!
PS Will bring back up...Taffy.

Petey said...

Hmm, I was all set to swipe Mommy's American Distress Card and buy some Lacie slippers until I thought for a moment....exactly where on Lacie's body would I be inserting my feet???

It just didn't seem proper! Not to a nice doggie like Lacie!

Your pal,


Gus said...

Um, Stan. somehow I don't think Lacie would be real happy with your ideas. Maybe you had better just lay off the nachos. Those Hallie Penos will get ya every time.


Lorenza said...

Hi, Stan!
Those nachos are different from the ones we eat here!
I watched that video of the killer bunnies! Scary!
And those slippers are.... hmmmm.... scary too!
Kisses and hugs

Joe Stains said...

KILLER RABBITS?! holy crap dude, there are so many dangers out there that I have never even heard of!!!

Moco said...

It's the nachos, man. They should never be mixed with Monty Python.

Girl Girl Hamster said...

That's so scary.... I dont think you should eat so much again next time before you sleep

~ Girl girl

Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

Stan, I think you might want to re-think the idea of selling Lacie-head slippers. When she finds out, your nightmare may come true...only it will be Lacie playing ball with your head. We're just sayin'....

Poppy, Penny & Patches

Noah the Airedale said...

Oh no Stan does this mean the end of the three musketerrierteers...what will happen when Bruvver moves out???

ps. Lacie, I've had my airecut and am looking buff!!!

Mack said...

Those mean old rabbits are scary!!

I prefer the kind of bunnies that bring candy in a pretty basket!

Mango said...

You need to be careful about what movies you combine with spicy food. Nightmares are bad. Did you howl in your sleep and wake everybody up?

I think that Lacie should be able to defang those bunny slippers for you in no time.


Dewey Dewster said...

Those are the most frightening bunnies I have ever seen.....eeeekkkk, our rats are better lookin' than those guys....wait....I'm gonna get 'em fer sure.....

Dewey Dewster here...

Maggie and Mitch said...

Shoot, Stan! No wonder you're having bunny nightmares! And all along we thought it was those hot peppers!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Hercules said...

Those are some pretty scary bunnies! I have nightmares bout those darned squirrels...I hate those things! They look down from the trees when we go on walks and just laugh at me! I hate them!

Love, Herc

Peanut said...

I am going to have nightmares