Friday, November 28, 2008

Crackin' Nuts...Part 1

OMD...Lacie here...lookie where we are goin' this weekend!! BOSTON!!!!! I er asked MANGO-the Relentlessly Hooge out on a date. (We have some unfinished business...'member those comments he made bout being able to see my butt from outter space and how it's bigger than the floats in the Macy's Day Parade???? PAYBACK TIME!!!!!!!!!!)

He suggested we go someplace he's takin' me to the ballet in Boston....THE NUTCRACKER!!!!! How appropriate is that!!!!!!!!! Scruffy wrote him and asked him if he was, fixed and he assured Scruffy he still has his cajingles or somethin' and what did that have to do with anything?...heh heh heh heh heh....this is going to be a glorious weekend....
I've been assured that Mango's private car service is speedin' toward the Burgh to pick us up...Oh, my stoopid brothers are going too...Mango said somethin' bout there being safety in numbers??!!!

You can see Scruff and Stan are hard at work packin' for the weekend. R I G H T!!! All they ever do is watch football with Daddy. Sheesch.....
I'm tryin' to decide on an appropriate outfit for the trip. Got it!!!!!

This is my protective Anti Mango outfit.
Anti slobber cap; check.
Fumigatin' Mango fart mask; check.

Wonder how long it's gonna be till he gets here....I need a little time to plot my devilment!!!!
You better check out Mango's bloggie...have a feelin' it's gonna be and entertainin' weekend....
Love and kissies...Laciegirl!!!!!


NAK and The Residents of The Khottage said...

Maybe the thread should be renamed All About Eve...I mean Lacie...

Oh yes, it's gonna be a bumpy night...

Good Lukhk RH...


Koobuss said...

Boston's a great city, Lacie. You will like it.

Looks like you are ready for Mango. You are prepared for just about anything. Hehe

Daddsie and your brothers look like they are very interested in the game. Hope their team won. Scruffy seems preoccupied. He must be thinking about me. You guys are such sweeties.

Have a great time in Beantown.

Love and Koobuss Kisses,

Stanley said...

Hey, Lacie Girl!

Go EASY on the Mango man. I think he has NO IDEA just what he has gotten himself into. Also, he has overestimated Scruff's and BabyStan's abilities to make any difference WHATSOEVER in his safety situation.

Since the ballet is usually a formal affair you're going to have to accessorize your anti-Mango outfit. Remember: accessories are the key to fashion!

Hope Mango gets home in one piece!

Goober love & smooches,

The Black and Tans. said...

We cannot wait to read Part 2!

Have a fun time.

Molly and Taffy

Mango the Maltese kiddo said...

"Anti slobber cap; check.Fumigatin' Mango fart mask; check."
Lacie, my HERO, sweet PAYBACK BIG TIME!

Gus said...

Lacie...I would be VERY careful if I were you. Mango could just sit on you and you would be a stain on the pavement. Thus earning an award, but sweetie, is it worth all that trouble? Even Mumsie might not be able to re-inflate ya


Abby said...

Hi, Lacie...

Looks like you are prepared...

I hope Mango is...

Abby xxxooo

Unknown said...

Umm, Scruff? You have told Baby Stan that he's NOT a Yorkshire Terrier, haven't you? We could barely see Daddy for all the Aire fur!

Mango's only hope is that Lacie can't bite through that mask... Fearful that the Relentless Huge may be reduced to The Sugarplum-less Fairy by the time the curtain rises on act 2.

Your pal,


Asta said...

I couoldn't get to the pootew youw outfit, but maybe a little twiwly skiwt would go well wif that can b owwow my heels if you want
(it makes a gweat weapon too, heheheheh)
have a blast
love and smoochie kisses

Sunny,Scooter, (sometimes Jamie) said...

Man o man Lacie. You made mom squirt diet coke out her nose with your anti mango outfit!!!
Be careful girl. While we all know you are the queen of payback, Mango does have size on his side.
Have you considered one of his, er, cajingles may be about your size?!?!
This can't have a good ending. But when does a Lacie adventure ever have a good ending!!!
Paws crossed everypup survives..

Moco said...

Lacie girl,
You are such a hoot. Mango doesn't have a chance, especially with that anti-Mango outfit. Can't wait to hear the outcome of this weekend.

Dexter said...

Lacie, you don't realize that Mango suds are great coat conditioners. I am developing the photos from last night...


Joe Stains said...

Oh geez, is PeeWee going too? This should be VERY amusing. Pee on some Red Sox while you are there for me, ok??

Pee S, Lacie, have you seen these??

the many Bs said...

hey Lacie, it sounds like you have quite a weekend cooked up for Mango. we will be quite interested to hear how it turns out.


Agatha and Archie said...

Ooooooooooooooooooh boy,you have gotten yourself into a BIG one here if ya know what I mean( OH BOY I just got my own joke!!!) Come get us...........We can all go out together...Love A+A

Molly the Airedale said...

What a perfect outfit, Lacie! hehehehe
Mitch is rolling on the floor watching baby Stan and Scruffy sitting on the hooman's lap watching football! The boy is just beside himself!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Lorenza said...

Hi, Lacie!
That Nutcracker sounds interesting... I hope Mango will keep and eye on it!
Have fun and tell us about how it went, ok?
Kisses and hugs

Eric said...

HAAAAAA!!Lacie you are a hoot. The mask and anti-slobber kit, hmmm might be bettre if they matched more but never mind. But don't you need some of them metal pairs of nut crackers? You can get very festive ones at this time of year. I pawticularly favour the ones shaped liked squirrels. Have you seen them?

Wiry wags, Eric xxx

Toffee said...

Where's the HAZMAT suit Lacie?? That will give you FULL pawtection from his hoogeness...