Sunday, November 16, 2008

BRIBES, ANYONE?

Mumsie here...

The above is a pic of the "Community Service" my Terriers were allegedly performing last week while we were away...Frankly, I think even I could have photoshopped it better...look at Stan's head...it looks completely fakers. And that color of lipstick Lacie has on...I KNOW that was taken this summer...she NEVER uses that shade past Labor Day. As for Saving Rats? Come on...I was not born yesterday. (Three terrier heads nod and giggle in the background and whisper, "that's for sure!")
That, along with some other evidence has aroused my suspicions of WHAT THEY WERE DOING LAST WEEK.
Any Dog wanna talk? Nice juicy STEAK?????
Tuna fillets and sunflower seeds are available for other species wishing to tattle....
This looks pretty delectable for you figure-conscious Girls....a Bacon Salad Bowl?



Or for any tennis ball crazed dogs....Petey???? Any comments??
Hmm....Mumsie gets ready to play her best card....DYOS? DUFFY???? Would you pups like a cookie?
SO...WHAT WENT ON? DO TELL!
Deal or no deal? (I suspect that is a very good pun....)
Mumsie


24 comments:

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

Mom and I would each like to order the bakhon salad bowl please!

We would like to have some of the sunflower seeds on the salad!

I hope you made lots of sales - the snakes will sooooo appreciate you saving the rats fur them!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

We might just be willing to squeal for that bacon bowl! If you add in a little lettuce, fresh mushrooms, croutons and ranch dressing, our mom might even be willing to spill the beasn.

Aire-hugs,
Poppy, Penny & Patches

Faya said...

Désolé, je ne parle pas english...
Bisous, Dyos

Petey said...

Bacon? and all those lovely Tennis BALLS??!?!


Scruffy and Baby Stan and Lacie had a huge po————(Sounds of front door slamming open, crashing into furniture, scratching, snarling, growling...adhesive tape being affixed to CAIRN terrier fur)

Ummm, they had a huge political phone-athon to make sure the elderly had rides lined up to the polls, isn't that right Lacie?

And that's the dog's honest truth!

Lac—errr—Petie the Westie.
Uh, I mean Petey the Westie.
Sometimes he—err—I spell my name wrong.
Dur, Petey the Cairn terrier.
And I forget what breed I am, too. Silly me! Too many tennis balls to the head.

Asta said...

I have no idea what you'w talking about Mumsie..they wewe total angels(wink)
smoochie kisses
ASTA

ummmI wouldn't mind having a taste of that salad..yummmmmmm

Gus said...

I cannot be bribed. However, for a few butt scritchies, I will do most anything.\

gussie

Butchy & Snickers said...

Oh my, the drool is running down my beard right now looking at that bacon bowl, hehehehe!

Hmmmm, we're sure they did the community service cause Lacie called Snickers asking how to get the lemonade stains off of her beard. She didn't want the hair coloring to get ruined. Plus it kinda wrecked her nail polish on her back paws squishing all of those lemonades.
Luv & Wirey Hugs!
Butchy, Snickers, Ruby & Sylvester
PS Sylvester: Did you say TUNA????

Toffee said...

"Mums" the word...
love toffee

(however, my mom's stomach is actually growling after seeing that bacon salad bowl! She knows nothing!)

Joey said...

Hi Scruffy, Lacie and Babystan,

It's nice to meet you! That sure is a big bear! I want my dinner in a bacon bowl from now on - wow! You guys sure have lots of fun - poker pawties and "community service" - who knew dogs could have so much fun?

Maggie and Mitch said...

OMG, check out that bacon salad bowl filled with all sorts of yummy veges! With a dollop of ice cream of top we might be persuaded...............naaaaaa,
never mind!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Lacy said...

w00f's Mumsie, me didnt c nuttin or hear nuttie and me did haff 6 aces oops me furgot the f, me did haff 6 faces to try fur my howliday card......yummm on dat salad...me and mama iz drooling...

b safe,
~rocky~

Joe Stains said...

I am currently sitting on Tanner and gagging him with a towel, so he is not available to comment.

Lorenza said...

That bacon salad bowl looks delicious! My mom is drooling!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Cat Naps in Italy said...

Tuna fillets you say???? Any chance of that with a side of milk? Hmmmmmm.....

Opus

Bae Bae said...

Woh.. that's alot of yummy and fun stuff..

~ Bae

Abby said...

Ummm....That's some very tempting bribing material...Expecially the bacon bowl...

But anything I have to say would only be "hear-say"...

Abby xxxooo

Amber-Mae said...

Oh, I'll have one lemonade please but I'm not sure about saving the rats though. Those food pictures & tennis balls are making me droooooooooool!

Butt wiggles,
Solid Gold Dancer

Mango said...

Listen, Dexter here. Let me tell you something, I am not allowed to have ANY tennis balls AT ALL because Relentlessly Huge might swallow one, and I'm a labraguy, know what I mean? So tennis balls are like, well, everything, and man what I wouldn't do for a tennis ball and when I saw all those cans and then I got a little crazy and I can hardly type but I want to say that maybe Mango was at your place last week, but I'm not sure cause there aren't any photos with him in them, but he was talking about going to Lacie's place and doing some poke her which sounds kind of like an HBO thing, so I'm not sure, and, can I have the tennis balls now, please???

Dexter

The Cat Realm said...

Oh you guys are just wonderful! Thank you sooooo much for voting for us! And the smoothies!!!!
It is really great to have such wonderful dog friends, we hope to see a lot of you in the future?????
It seemed as if Lacie and Opus had lots of fun on their last date!
Keep us posted!
Lots of purrrrs of gratitude for you!
Karl

Koobuss said...

Oh....

Everything looks so delicious!! Everything!! The steak, the bacon salad bowl! Everything!!! I am so hungry. Why did you do this to me??? My mom is still on that anti-cholesterol diet and she hasn't had a steak, or beef, or a bacon salad bowl, or anything like that in six months. That means I don't get any of that stuff, too. I am so hungry....

Nothing happened.


Koobuss Kisses,
Koobie

Koobie's Mom: Do not believe a word Koobuss says about being hungry. She is rather "substantial" and is far from starvation, unlike those of us on low cholesterol diets. Koobie does quite well for herself with her treat stashes all over the house.

Eric said...

Rat on a mate? I'm affronted. And and behinded Mumsie....as if.Plus I've heard what Hatti/Lacie does to beer mats..gulp.

Wags, Eric x

The Aphasia Decoder.... said...

Levi would like all those tennis balls. He's got three and half the time they're all 'lost'. That bacon basket and steak look SO good. What a clever idea, that basket.

Sunny,Scooter,Jamie said...

hay lacies mumsie. ok anok. i doan no whut u cood b tawkin abowt. i dint see no lemonaades or nuffink. that stake lukz very very gud. hmmm ok anok did u find eny dimz arown yur howz??? mi mom seemz tu haf losteded sum ov hur chang frum her chang jar. but how cood it be thar? du u reely haf a stake????
hi 5s or a pare ov 5s ;)
scooter

Eduardo said...

Oh that bacon bowl looks so good...I would love that bacon bowl. BOL! What's that? My Mommy is calling...gotta go!
Hugs & Snugs
Eduardo the Snuggle Puggle