Friday, October 31, 2008

Crowned with Jewels and Boyz Are Dumb!

Ahh...tonight's the night!! The Tower of London...the Crown Jewels...ghosts, goblins and FUN!!!
We were starving!!! Here are some of us in the main Banquet Hall...Norman, Toby and Scuba are standin' underneath that big cauldron...with Roxy, Balboa, Shadie and Momo Kitty hangin' out with the feast! pigs were harmed in the makin' of this pic...the Porker bein' roasted is actually a Gund Stuffie...cept he's flameproof...we let him down so he could run around and wreck havoc with the pups. Checkout this spread of foodie that Asta prepared...Roast Beast, Yorkie Puddin', fresh fish, and bobbed apples....OH YUMMERS!!!!!

Speakin' of the pups and wreckin' havoc...look what the Fuzzie Brats decided to do chute off the top of the tower. Looks like some Wheelie mighta had a wheel in this...HECTOR!!!

Some of us girlies snuck away to check out the Crown Jewels....Sunny looks pawsitively queenly in that tiara! Asta, Agatha and I can't compete with Myrna...she really knows how to sport jewels in a totally stylin' way!!!

We have a little sub plot in this pic. goes. Mango the Relentlessly Hooge "accidentally" asked two girls to the pawty....MJ and Baylee, his Love he texts Scruffy for "advice" on fixin' this little problem. Those two dumb boyz figured on Mango gettin' MJ a bit In Ebb Re Ated while Scruffy wore a Mango costume and hung out in a pumpkin field (near the tower) with Baylee. Scruffy was supposed to say Mango-like "I am the Relentlessly Hooge Mango" and TOTALLY FOOL Baylee that he was Mango. (As if...)
Make sense? NO. Well, they're boyz. Need I say more. So...I had to "borrow" Scruffy's cell and saw this STOOPID PLAN.
Now recently, Mango described my firm posterior as "AMPLE." (Seems like the pot is callin' the kettle black??)
SO...I changed some of their plans a tad. I provided Mango and MJ, Mango-sized portions of Smoothies. Here they are drinkin' Smoothies at the Ritz....frankly, Mango shoulda stuck to tea.

Then Mango staggered with a pawfectly sober MJ to the pumpkin field where instead of finding one Scruffy/Mango costume...he found this mess!!!!! Heh heh heh....
Hector with a Mango mask...
Mango with a Bogie mask...
Roachin' Mango with a Babystan mask...
And scariest of all was Mango with A LACIE MASK.
Scruffy and Mango both fainted. It was hilarious!
MJ, Baylee and I went back to the Ritz and finished those Smoothies...saw NO POINT in them goin' to waste!
Well...the night is still young...I'm headin' back to the Tower and do some dancin' with the Boyz...lots on the agenda for tomorrow!!!!!
Scary kissies!!!


Sassy Kat said...

What a great time I am having at your Halloween party. Thanks again so much for inviting me, you doggies really know how to throw a party. I really liked the crowned jewels. Do you know if they have them all counted? Would it be possible to just maybe how shall I say it . . . borrow one for a little while? . . . OK yes, you are right . . . I will put it back asap!

The Cat Realm said...

Yes - we are so honored to party with you dogs on this fabulius Halloween!!! What a fun party it is - and that was some delicious food there!!!!
Happy Halloween!!!

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage said...

Great khoverage Lacie!

I always thought the khrown jewels were the bit things that boys had broken off!


Samantha & Mom said...

Wow!! You woofies really know how to throw a great Party!! Thanks for inviting us! London is so cool!! What a wonderful place to have a Halloween Party!!
Your FL furiends,

Moco said...

You are one sly gal. Nothing gets past you.

Koobuss said...

I am absolutely speechless. I don't know what to say.
Scruffy just keeps outdoing himself. Humph.

Koobuss Kisses,

Asta said...

Oh Lacie
( asta is falling on the floow laughing hystewically)
I love it..What dum dums those guys awe, heheheheh
I can't talk..this is too much, hehehehehehehehe
Gotta go splash cold watew on my face and fix my lipstick..and maybe have anothew tiny powtion of woast beef and stuff..see you

Faya said...

Hiiiiiiiiii quelle horreur !
Dyos !
......VĂ©ronique...all alone in the house.....

Gus said...

Oh my Lacie....what a joke on Mango. But who is taking care of his headache when he gets up?

Muzzer remembers that headache quite clearly. Just imagine it Mango-major-sized!


Sunny,Scooter, (sometimes Jamie) said...

Hey Lacie girl! Isn't this he best time ever?! Wonder if they would miss them if we kinda borrowed those crown jewels?!
Boys are sooo stoopid! And then they couldn't even carry out their so called plan! HAH!!
Mom has learned not to drink anything whle looking at the party pictures. Coke came out of her nose the first batch, so she can now roll on the floor laughing without worrying about aspiration pneumonia!
What great photography!!!

Joe Stains said...

oh dog, Mom always says stuff about boys not knowing how to do anything without a girl's help...I think she may be on to something. SHEESH. I am going to stick to eating my weight in roast beef since Sophie is not here!

Agatha and Archie said...

WOW!! This is the BEST roast beef I have ever had! It tases better than the kind PL2 gives us from the deli counter when she goes shopping! I love this place!!! Love Arch PS What ghosts?? I LOVE THIS FOOD!!!!

Molly the Airedale said...

Mitch can't seem to get enough of all of this awesome food and I wish that I could have tried on one of the crown jewels! It's not everyday a girl gets to do this!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Sassy Kat said...

Thanks again for inviting me to your Halloween party! I had a blast and hate to see it end!!! Hope we can all get together again.

Dexter said...

Oh man, Scruffy, what a disaster. I KNEW that Lacie was trouble. I was going to post some of my photos, but yours are just so, ahem, REVEALING that I feel like maybe I don't need any more publicity.


Jake of Florida said...

Well, we loved your photos and the diary of all the fun we were having at the Howl o een pawty -- but we have to take exception to the use of our patented "z" when affixed to the word "boy." What we mean,, dear Lacie, which you as a practiced attorney (and accomplished flirt) will easily understand is that this unauthorized use of the "z" implies by association that it's the Barkalot Boyz who are dumb -- and since that may cause serious loss of reputation, we may be looking to SUE!!! (Have you met Sue? She's one sweet gal!!) What say you, Miss??????

Jake and Just Harry


Woof Lacie,

Woo-woo, that was the bestest pawty ever!!!! We are so glad we were invited. And you did a pawsome job on the photos, thanks so much for your effort. If you're ever in Tucson, drop by for biscuits and rabbit chasing.

Desert Pups