Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Attack on the Wee Wee Pads......!

Scruffy here....cuz it's the eve of my 2nd Barkday, I kicked Lacie and Babystan off the blog. Yep. Now I shall proceed to post. I chewed rawhide. I chased a tennis ball. And napped. Come to think of it...that's ALL I did...or do...everyday. This blog could get a bit repetitive. OK....I guess I have to tell ya bout Babystan's misdeeds. Ya see he's packed. Big Bruvver is goin' on SPRING BREAK this weekend to FLORIDA. And, Babystan being in a peck of trouble, packed and is demanding to go with him so Mumsie doesn't kill him.

This was the first sign of trouble in our yard. For the uninformed...it's a wee wee pad...ya like wee wee on it...saves freezin' the paws off on a cold night. They're really 'spensive...so Mumsie told Big Bruvver to put some of that puter time to good use and order some Wee Wee Pads CHEAP. So he did......6 big packages....came in one big cardboard box. But Mumsie didn't know it had come and was sittin' on the front steps. And she let us all out to play in the snow/rain/ice/and SLOP! We were out for a long time and she had to throw ALL of us in the shower when we came in. I was the worst....black all over. But I digress......



When Mumsie let us out later and was doin' the GREAT POOP HUNT with the scooper like she entertains herself with everyday, THIS IS WHAT SHE SAW ON THE FRONT STEPS.



That is SO the work of an Airedale. Lacie and I simply do not have the powerful Dale jaws he used to do this......




Lookie at that MESS!!!! Babystan is in a heap of trouble now. And this morning he chewed up our Grandpa's VERY OLD READING PRIMER....like from 1928. And then Lacie stood on her hindlegs and chewed a big chunk off Mumsie's old family Bible....from the 1800's. She keeps askin' those bad dogs why they couldn't have chewed a new book up...one that's replaceable.
Right now she's sittin' in the middle of the floor meditatin' like Asta did in the pic on her bloggie. She said the other option was to drink herself unconscious, but she said that wouldn't be very 'sponsible or somethin'
Speakin' of Asta.....LOOKIE at the pressie she sent me....we'll, excuse me, I'LL open it tomorrow...my Barkday!!!!! Lacie and Stan are goin' in their crates if I have my way!!!!!
SCRUFFY











39 comments:

Asta said...

Oh,Oh !!!!
Yikes!
Scruffy it sounds like you wewe the only good kid today....although what baby Stan did is quite impwessive..couldn't we put those jaws to use fow good???
not bad??
well at least Mumsie isn't bowed..you'we ackshooally pwoviding wowk and entewtainment, that ought to count fow something, hehehe
pleez don't make baby Stan leave..he looks so sad.
I can't believe you got youw gift in time!!YEAH!!!!!!I hope you like it..it's not much at all.
BTW, how can you be my nephew if you'w oldew than me??/
soochie kisses
Asta

Hammer said...

HAPPY BARKDAY SCRUFFY !!!
We hope you have a wonderful day full of treats, cake, toys and lots of hugs.
I laughed at your post. I destroy stuff like this too, specially anything in boxes, and I'm 7 years old. I 'aint gonna change.
Love from Hammer

4xBs said...

oh dogness, that Babystan and is in a heap of trouble. we can't believe all of the stuff he gets into.

we hope you have a happy fun birthday tomorrow, Scruffy. we bet that Babystan and Lacie will be happy to play with you and help you celebrate.

woofs!

Patience-please said...

Wuh-Woh. There musta been some serious runnin' and duckin'. Yikes.
But, happy happy happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday dear Scruffy! Happy birthday to yooooooooooooooooooooooo!

wags from the whippets

Lorenza said...

Hi, Scruffy!
Sure Stan did a good job with that box! I just can imagine your mom's face when she saw it!
I want to wish you a very Happy Birthday! let us know about the celebration with your family, ok?
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Joe Stains said...

Mom and Dad got a HUGE chuckle over seeing that box. What a great job Stan did!! Seriously, I am so impressed, that is way better than a stain!

Stanley said...

Hey, Scruffy!!!!

Happy Birthday, buddy!

Here in GooberStan it is already your birthday, and I for one am SO GLAD you were born, man!

Be sure you get some special Scruff time with your mama & dad (sans lacie & baby stan). Enjoy the prezzie from Asta. I'm sure it's a doozy!

Goober love & birthday smooches,
Stanley

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Oh BabyStan & Lacie sure sounds like they're in big trouble. I hope the meditating helps your mom

~ Girl girl

Penny & Poppy said...

Happy Barkday, Scruffy! You are a smart boy to stay away from the mayhem created by BabyStan. Pockets pees about 3 gallons at a time, so I'm not sure those wee-wee pads would be big enough for him! Have a great day with lots of treats and snuggle time...after all, YOU are the GOOD dog (at least THIS time)!

Aire-hugs,
Poppy, Penny & Pockets

Cassidy said...

Happy birthday Scruffy! Me hopes you be having a lovely day and be getting very spoiled!

BabyStan be so naughty, but me still loves him.

Nibbles
Cassidy x

Faya said...

Oh ....oups....poor Babystan... You can give him my address if you want... VĂ©ronique will be very happy to take care of him but don't tell her too soon....
And HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!!!
Kisses, Faya

Molly and Taffy said...

Happy Birthday Scruffy.

Oops, just a spot of bother Baby Stan is in then! Your poor Mum having to sort it all out.

Molly and Taffy

Verdi y Gaucho tibetano en Madrid said...

happy barkday...
a big hug scruffy....

Lacy said...

woofies Scruffy, happy happy barkday to u...me hopies u gets lots of pressies and tweats, and haff many many more barkdays...heehee me had to laugh at u post...babystan shure tored up dat box...

b safe,
;)lacylulu

Deetz said...

Happy barkday Scruffy....Wow, Baby Stan is in big trouble, uh? I am in trouble all the time. Mum says its because I am 8 months old and bored, and she says she is trying to be patient with me, or I am trying her patience or something like that. Anywaz....Have a wonderful wonderful day.
Deetz

Daisy said...

WHOA! Did Babystan really do that? I wish I could wreak lots of havoc just like that. Very impressive.

Happy Birthday, Scruffy!

Lenny said...

Oh, NO!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to SCRUFFY!!! I hope it is a great day. YOU should get to Florida - it's nice there!

Your friend, Lenny

Maggie & Mitch said...

OOPS! BabyStan is getting himself in an awful lot of trouble!
Happy 2nd birthday, Scruffy! We hope that babyStan puts his skills to good use and bakes you a birthday cake! Better hide the pressies from him! YIKES!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Moco said...

Happy barkday Scruffy. They made quite a mess of those wee wee pads. Maybe they wanted them on the porch for when they came in from the cold. Eat some extra treats for us.

Opal said...

Happy Barkday Scruffy

Many,many mores

You are verys handsomest

Wheelies
Opal

Jackson said...

Ooo, is Babystan in BIG trouble? Anyway, I hope you're having a pawsome barkday, Scruffy! Many happy returns, pal! Jx

Simba said...

*jaw WIDE open* Uhhh Ohhhhh....BabyStan better put on the really big puppy eyes!!! WOW that's some destruction!

Well, Happy Birthday Scruffy!! Hope you get all the belly rubs and treats you deserve!

wags,

Simba

Butchy & Snickers said...

Oh my,
What a mess on the porch. No wonder your Mumsie isn't happy. What is it with BabyStan and chewing?? hehehehehe!
Happy Birfday Scruffy!!! We hope you have a wonderful day & get lots of treats & goodies. Now if you get any toys, you better hide them from BabyStan or they will be demolished.
Luv & Wirey Hugs!
Butchy & Snickers

Jan said...

Uh-oh. Might we recommend a vacation for your mom? Perhaps that will save baby Stan's life.

Oh, we stopped by from Asta's, wanting to wish you a Happy Birthday tomorrow. We're celebrating 2 birthdays today. You're welcome to come over. All of you, even the chewing monster.

JFF

Asta said...

HAPPY BIRFDAY SCRUFFY!!!!!!!!

I HOPE YOU HAD A GWEAT BIRFDAY..I WISH I COULD HAVE COME OVEW TO HELP YOU CELEBWATE AND PLAY!!
LOVE YOU
HOPE YOUW SIBLINGS WEWE SUPEW NICE TO YOU TODAY!
SMOOCHIE KISSES,ASTA

Jan said...

Scruffy, Lacie and Babystan, Help yourself to some cake and eats, We have plenty. There might be a seat or two left. Or you can go outside and dance. Ignore the neighbors. They need some excitement in their lives.

And Happy Birthday, Scruffy!

JFF

Koobuss said...

WOW!

Oh Scruffy,

First of all, Happy Birthday, my Love! You are such a sweetheart. I love you and I am so happy that you finally got to blog yourself.

As for the box of wee wee pads, what can I say? Stan sure did a good job of shredding them. Unfortunately, they are for the other end. He'll get it right eventually.

There is something about the taste of old paper that makes it so much better than the new stuff. You know, sort of like old money. Old money is paper and paper tastes good. New money is plastic, and come to think of it, plastic tastes good, too. So, forget that analogy. I really don't know why we like chewing old stuff, except that it is more fun since it gets the humans upset.

As for playing in the mud and ice and rain and slush and snow... That sounds wonderful! I like that, too. Too bad that Auntie Mumsie had to ruin all your fun by giving you a bath afterwards.

All this fun and excitement has given poor Auntie Mumsie a headache. Be nice to her. Give her lots of kisses. And remember, she is in charge of the food supply. You can't get her too mad.

Once again, Happy Birthday dear Scruffy!!

Love ya,
Koobie

Amber-Mae said...

Oh my my my! What a terrible mess & what a waste with those new & unused pads...BabyStan is is a LOT of trouble, I know! But since it's his barkday today, I think it's alright, hee!

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

Mack said...

WOW!
You guys like to chew as much as me!!
The worst thing I've ever chewed was a couch!

Noah the Airedale said...

Those pics of the 3 of you are just so darn cute.
We have to agree, that box destruction does look like the work of an airedale. Poor Mumsie.
Scruffy, we hope you have the very best barkday. We're going to try to steal some cake so we can celebrate your barkday down here.

Hugs and tail wags
Noah Willow Tess & Lucy

Huck said...

Way to go, crazy terriers! Destroying invaluable possessions is what we do best. I'm so glad I could give you ideas as to what to look for.
Mom's in the background saying something about "bad influence" and she's sorry... Whatever.

Jan said...

Scruffy,

We all hope you had a wonderful birthday.

Jan's Funny Farm

Mango said...

Scruffy, keep on bloggin! You're the best. Those black and tans are too much. Sure, Babystan started it, but I'll bet the little one helped out.

That said, hard not to want to rip into something with a name like wee wee pads, huh?

Mango

Mango said...

Oh yeah, there was a mighty TOOOOOOT! Made the humans eyes water. Good thing there weren't any open flames.

Agatha and Archie said...

We were positive we had writtne something here yesterday but I guess we didn't!! Happy Birthdy Scruffy!!!! Hope you get everything you wish for!!! Agatha said to tell you that she would like to send you a birthday kiss(tee hee) Tell Baby Stan to lay low for a frew days....Love A+A

Gus and Louie said...

wow that is quite the mess. I am guessing your mom will get over it soon. They always seem to forgive and forget...

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus and Louie

Peanut said...

Oh my goodness those two have not been good.

Finni said...

Hi Scruffy,
Happy belated Birthday!!!
You share it with my mum!

Babystan can come to live with me; he'd feel right at home here as we have the opening parcels thing in common.
Finni xx

erin said...

Baby Stan,
Don't feel bad. I would have done the same thing. I just love opening boxes and I figure they're usually for me anyway. That's gotta be what you were thinking too, right?
Woof,
Keeley