Kay...I dunno when Stanley had access to my 'puter, but I'm not 'preciatin' his stoopid header photo and new blog title. His sissy came down to play this weekend, but that's another post...giggle.....
OK...so there was this show on NatGeo last night 'bout dogs in the womb. One of the breeds featured was the Mastiff....I wrote to Mango to inform him that it was going to be on. I also mentioned to him that after seein' the previews that I had learned two things about his breed.
One that he wasn't hatched...and two was that there is actually brain development in Mastiffs. Course that could be for the breed in general...I'm sure there are exceptions to the rule. I mean when I chomped on this Mango car cookie on the ROTE (Runnin' of the Errands...) I absolutely didn't find any brains in it....
Lookie at this NEO POL I TAN Mastiff nursin' her puppers. Hmm...I woulda thought the puppers came in chocolate, vanilla and strawberry, but they all seem to be one flavor. They sorta look like kitties don't they??
Anyway...Stan, Scruffy and I got a bowl of pupcorn and watched the show!!! It was FAB!!! Very informative and the pics were amazing!!!!!
And, we solved the mystery of why Mango is like he is. Yeppers. Evidently, (Lacie speaks in a hushed whisper...) Mastiffs suffer from U TER INE INERTIA!!!!!!!!!
THAT'S WHAT MANGO HAS....UTERINE INERTIA!!!!!
Factually reportin' barks,
Pee ess...Scruffy and Stan here....we wannna be like Mango...how can we get one of those UTERINES INERTIA things????????