Monday, January 5, 2009

Inertia: Mango Style!

Kay...I dunno when Stanley had access to my 'puter, but I'm not 'preciatin' his stoopid header photo and new blog title. His sissy came down to play this weekend, but that's another post...giggle.....

OK...so there was this show on NatGeo last night 'bout dogs in the womb. One of the breeds featured was the Mastiff....I wrote to Mango to inform him that it was going to be on. I also mentioned to him that after seein' the previews that I had learned two things about his breed.

One that he wasn't hatched...and two was that there is actually brain development in Mastiffs. Course that could be for the breed in general...I'm sure there are exceptions to the rule. I mean when I chomped on this Mango car cookie on the ROTE (Runnin' of the Errands...) I absolutely didn't find any brains in it....


Lookie at this NEO POL I TAN Mastiff nursin' her puppers. Hmm...I woulda thought the puppers came in chocolate, vanilla and strawberry, but they all seem to be one flavor. They sorta look like kitties don't they??


Anyway...Stan, Scruffy and I got a bowl of pupcorn and watched the show!!! It was FAB!!! Very informative and the pics were amazing!!!!!

And, we solved the mystery of why Mango is like he is. Yeppers. Evidently, (Lacie speaks in a hushed whisper...) Mastiffs suffer from U TER INE INERTIA!!!!!!!!!

THAT'S WHAT MANGO HAS....UTERINE INERTIA!!!!!

Factually reportin' barks,

Lacie


Pee ess...Scruffy and Stan here....we wannna be like Mango...how can we get one of those UTERINES INERTIA things????????

29 comments:

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

So, I'm SURE woo had Mumsie rekhord it fur woo -

How many times have woo watched in awe of the fruitlings emerging?

I bet woo kept likhking those lips EACH time!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: He did suggest I enlist your help to khatch my skhwirrels - something 'bout your ability to khlimb!

Asta said...

I watched it tooWOW it was supew..I couldn't believe all the winkles pn those astiff pups in the womb aweady..and the coote paws and fuw on all the pwebabies..doggies suwe awe amazing and wondewful(not tooting any howns you undewstand)
I think maybe Mango has genewalized in ewsha
love and smoochie kisses
ASTA

Mango said...

I believe the correct phrase is U-TURNINS INTERTIA which refers to the wide arc that my most large and handsome self makes when executing a 180 degree turn.

Satisfied?

That mastiff gal was something huh?

Slobbers,
Mango

The OP Pack said...

We just knew RH would have something to say about this post.

And look at all those little ones - are woo sure they are puppies???

Woos, the OP Pack

Eduardo said...

Those puppies are so wrinkly!
Hugs & Snugs
Eduardo the Snuggle Puggle

Petey said...

Fascinating. All this time I thought NASA was involved.

Your pal,

Petey

Gus said...

no comment.

gussie

meemsnyc said...

That is a great photo!!! Awww so cute, the puppies!

Agatha and Archie said...

Well we missed the show..We did want to see it but PL1 FORGOT when it was on...That is fascinating......to think that Mango the magnificent was THAT LITTLE!!! Love and kises A+A

Jackson said...

I feel cheated. We didn't get that programme over here. Hard to believe Mango was EVER that small! J x

Molly and Taffy said...

We love the header photo. Can't wait to hear all about the visit!!

Molly and Taffy

Tibby said...

Hello!
Me and Owner Girl wanted to watch that but Owner Boy was playin a stupid video game and was hoggin the TV! Plus we forgot that it was on! Maybe they will play it again! It sounds fasinatin!
-Tibby

Maggie and Mitch said...

OMG, those puppies do look like tiger kitties! How scary!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Joe Stains said...

omdog those ARE cats, I am fairly sure of it. WTF is wrong with Mango, did I miss somehting? I need to go visit the big dude...

Noah the Airedale said...

Crikey we thought Mango had some horrid disease. Thanks for spelling it out for us Mango.

As for the header. We're impressed Stan. Great pic and great title.

tailwags
Noah Willow Tess Lucy

Stanley said...

OF COURSE, Dales rule! But I digress!

Lacie Girl, I think maybe you could back off a little on Mango. He's a sweet boy and you don't want to overtax his patience. But, all of that informative reporting on Mastiffs is amazing!

You should really consider going into journalism. Seriously.

Goober love & smooches,
Stanley

Pee Ess
Did Scruffy ever get to have his fresh birdie?

Mack said...

Hey guys!!
At first when I came to your bloggy I thought Mango had given birth to some kittens!!!
Yikes!

Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

Those Mastiff pups really do look like kittens! We don't get NatGeo! In fact, Comcast keeps taking more and more channels away from us. Pretty soon, we'll only have ONE channel. I sure hope it's Animal Planet!


Aire-hugs,
Poppy, Penny & Patches

Mango said...

Lacie Gal,
Well, thanks to you, instead of posting today's most amazing adventures I had to do a public service educational bloggie regarding UTURNIN INERT SEE YA'

After you most uninformed post, I felt it was important to keep the community properly informed.

Perhaps you should concentrate on your date with Joey and leave this more intellectual pursuits to deep thinkers such as my large and irresistable self.

Slobbers,
Mango

Sassy Kat said...

What sweet little puppies, wonderful photo!
Wishing you and your family the best in 2009!

Dewey Dewster said...

We think that story is about a doggie Mom who adopted a different species ta raise...are ya sure those are Mastiff puppies ??? Yep, we heard about the spatial intelligence capabilities of the Mastiff.....very puzzling indeed !!!!

Oh 'n quit snickerin' Lacie.....

Dewey Dewster here.....

BrandytheGreat said...

Whoa, that really MAstiff pups!?

Toffee said...

...Mango has a YOU-ter-us!?? Wow...it must be hoooge!...and all along I thought he was a boy dog...hmmm....now it all makes sense...

Eric said...

Take that SMIRK off your face Lacie. We all know girls can't park, reverse or do 180 degree turns or UTURNIN IN SEE YA'S as Mango calls them.

Wags, Eric xxxx

Huskee and Hershey said...

Oh the pic of the mastiff nursing her puppies is so sweet!! Hmmm.. I wonder if it'd be as 'sweet' as Chocolate, Vanilla or Strawberry..

The 3 G-Dales said...

Wow! Very cute pupper there....I member when I was just a pooper looper like that...but now I'm a biggie girl! 9 months old and I'm bigger than Roy Boy and gaining fast on Cracker Jack!

Tee-hee....I'm gonna be leader of the pack soon!

Hope you are all well and happy 2009! We Griffin dales had a pawesome holiday and were so busy wiff the kids and mumsie....

Big Nose Pokes to you all!

Lola and the 2 boys....

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