Friday, January 2, 2009

Curtailed Kissin'!

Scruffy here. I'm postin' today cuz Lacie can't talk. (Woot!) Yeppers, after havin' exclusive dates with Archie, Butchy, Scooter, Opus the Cat, and Noah on New Year's Eve, her lips have swollen even worse than after the Great Lacie Kissoff.
Lookie...even her black lipstick stuff is wearin' off...oh...she's doin' handsignals to tell you girls it's Charcoal Glow if you need the name.....
Babystan and I have been takin' care off her, elevatin' those lips on a couple of pillows and feedin' her lotsa smoothies to keep her comfy. But they're gettin' bigger...sorta like some sorta space creature....
Sunny (she sez she's an experienced RN) came up and is attendin' to Lac. She elevated her head...(we had her head on the floor and her paws on the sofa...) and seems to be givin' her food in addition to the smoothies...we um never thought of that. And she removed the ice we had duct taped to her lips sayin' we almost frostbit her...oopsie.

But she seems to be spendin' most of her time conversin' with Babystan. Lookie at her here laughin' at one of his really stoopid jokes. I never even knew he was funny.
Man...look at that lipstick Sunny slathered on...she said it's called "Inner Poodle"...whatever.
Reportin' Barks,
Scruffman

21 comments:

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

Again, I rest my khase...

Lacie IS what I say!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: Oh whatever would she do without all the help of sooooo many others!?!

Gus said...

OMD! You guys have less sense than a penny. It is a good thing Sunny came to help Lacie keep you in line!

gussie

Joe Stains said...

oh geez, can't one of you accidentally bop her in the kisser again?? I gotta get out of this date!!!

Abby said...

Hi, You Guys...

Never a dull moment at your house...

You guys just crack me up...

Abby xxxooo

The Aphasia Decoder.... said...

Me's would like to kiss those lips. They are SO pretty.

Levi

Asta said...

Scruffy
Thank dog Sunny wushed to the wescoo
Poww deaw Lacie would nevew get bettew wif youw incompetent nuwsing..awe you suwe you'we twying to get hew bettew?
Smoochie kisses
ASTA

Sunny,Scooter,Jamie said...

Listen guys, Enough with the smoothies already. Lacie is about comatose! sheesh. Get me a couple more pillows for under her head,please Scruffy.
Here Lacie, don't try to talk. Just sip some of this chicken broth through this straw.
Babytstan, you are doing SUCH a great job helping me. *blush*
Whatever would I do without your help
(winking to Lacie)
Hugs
Sunny

Lacy said...

w00f's Kids, hmm, Lacie does git around...good thing she gots pups that help take care of her..

b safe,
~rocky~

Lacy said...

oops furgot to say happy new year..

b safe,
~rocky~

Molly and Taffy said...

Oh my dogness! Those lips!!!!! They are huge! We do hope Lacie recovers soon!!!!

Molly and Taffy

Noah the Airedale said...

Well at least Lacie doesn't need to spend money on collagen injections lol.
You still look beautiful Lacie even with enourmous lips.

tailwags
Noah

Maggie and Mitch said...

We sure hope the swelling goes down soon, Lacie! Your lips must be sore! Use some medicated Chapstick! We hear this is good stuff!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

K27Blogs said...

Hi Stan!
I hope Lacie's lips get better real soon! Maybe she will learn to cool it on the kissing! Good thing she had you guys there to help her (or at least try to help her!)
-Tibby

Mango the Maltese kiddo said...

Happy New Year to Lacie, Scruffy and Stan.
What a way to greet the 2009, Lacie.
Did you apply teabag to get rid of the swell? Or do you wanna try accupunture?
Just kidding, the sexy lips will shrink in no time!
Blow a kiss to you, Lacie, at this point, you need no lips to lips kissing.
Muahh!

Butchy & Snickers said...

Awwwwh, poor Lacie. You should have come here to recooperate with Snickers. Snickers feels so sowwwie for you Lacie. Sunny will take good care of you. Sure glad my lips didn't swell from kissin' you. Are ya sure you're not allergic to your lipstick??? You know, like in the Nutty Professor with Eddie Murphy?? hehehehehe!
Luv & Wirey Hugs,
Butchy, Snickers, Ruby, Sylvester & Scuby

Koobuss said...

My, that's really scary!! I hope that I never get that!! DO YA HEAR ME SCRUFFY??????


Love and Koobuss Kisses,
Koobie

Petey said...

Valentine's Day is just a month away, Lacie. Do you want to borrow my catcher's mitt?

Your pal,

Petey

Stanley said...

Lacie Girl!

You need to give those lips a much-deserved rest, sistah! Seriously!

Now that Stella has seen you in your formal wear, she wants a strand of pearls for herself. No clothing. Ohhhhh no. She said she just wants bling.

Thanks.

Goober love & Happy New Year,
Stanley

Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

Lacie, it's a good thing Sunny showed up to take over the nursin' duties! DoG only knows what would have happened to you with Scruffy and Stan trying to take care of you! We hope the swelling goes down in time for Valentine's day!

Aire-hugs,
Poppy, Penny & Patches

Amber-Mae said...

Woah! Big Angelina Jolie lips you got there Lacie. Hehe! Gee, that Sunny sure has got sharp teefies. Hee!

Butt wiggles,
Solid Gold Dancer

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