Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Feminine Protection, Continued....

OK...Scruff here...this is really much ado about nuthin'....I mean maybe I didn't eat that "thing"....or maybe I did...not tellin'....

All I know is if I do it again, I'm hidin' the evidence better...that peroxide crap was the pits....it was an ugleeeee scene.

The 'mergency vet never called Mumsie back last night...apparently they were busy with sick pets who hadn't eaten feminine protection. Mumsie called our regular vet this mornin' and they haven't called us back either...hmm...the Scruffster doesn't seem to be a priority on anyone's callback list??!!

On the bright side, I'm eatin', drinkin' and pooping...I'm sure you're all excited to hear about that. Frankly, I'm fine...but Mumsie feels soooo horrible for stuffin' peroxide down my throat that she's been fussin' over me and givin' me extra scritchies....we'll see what the vettie sez; should be entertainin'.

It's going to get very cold here on Friday...the high is to be 8 degrees...that's in Fahrenheit...BRRRRRRRRR! Look at us outside this mornin' sittin' in the snow...bit nippy on the butt...

Poor Stan...the icy crust on the snow supported Lac and me...but NOT STAN. He kept fallin' through and it scared him. Finally, he just laid down in the snow and looked pathetic. Mumsie laughed at him and he glared and deliberately walked back to the house in his own tracks...didn't think that big guy was that smart!

Thanks for all ur advice and well wishes...oh, and feminine protection stories...BTW, this isn't my first run in with one of those "things." Someday I might tell you that story...Mumsie's blushin' as I speak.

We'll keep ya updated on the state of my digestive plumbing...

Scruffdude

Pee ess...Lac here...I just had to change the color of the font to PINK...it seemed more appropriate......

23 comments:

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

We're 'pulling' fur woo!


Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Eduardo said...

I snuggling for you Scruff!
Hugs & Snugs
Eduardo the Snuggle Puggle

Abby said...

Hi, Scruffy...

Glad that crisis is over...

You guys sure keep your Mom busy...

Abby xxxooo

meemsnyc said...

We're glad you didn't consume the feminine product. Peroxide, yuk, that must have been super unpleasant.

Purrs & hugs.

with love, Madison said...

What goes in must come out right? I bet your Mom is having fun WATCHING for it ... naughty doggie!

Cassie said...

Scruffy ~ You gotta read my mom's Jan 4th entry on her blog.I haven't sampled femine products yet...bling is quite tasty though! bow wow & Welshie hugs, Hootie

Scruf ~ I,being an Airedale,am wayyy to sophisticated to sample such fare.I'm a lady after all.Hope all comes out in the end. Sloppy kisses,Baby Rocket Dog

Deetz said...

Scruffie
Maxi pads are actually better. You can stick em to the carpet or floor and then shred them like Edward Scissorhands and make colorful snow flakes...Then when daddy gets up you can watch him turn green.....
I won't be able to have that kind of fun anymore since we are all neutered now.
I am glad you are okay though and enjoy the scritches.
Deetzy

Amber-Mae said...

Oh we hope you did not swallow it Scruff. Good to know you're still normal!

Butt wiggles,
Solid Gold Dancer

Asta said...

Scruffy
You awe a high pwiowity wif us..I can't believe they don't even call you..I hope you feeling good means thewe is nothing left inside you to make you sick..sowwy about having to take that pwoxide..yuck!!!!
It's fweezing hewe wifout the pwetty snow..I'm sewiously considewing wunning away fwom home..this is too boowing
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Gus said...

Scruff..you are high on our priority list...we hope it all comes out OK.

(couldn't resist)
gussie

The OP Pack said...

We guess no topic is taboo on blogs - right, Scruff? We hope this crisis is over but too bad about the peroxide. Yucky stuff!!!

Woo all look great on that snow - we only have hard frozen turf to rest our tushes on.

Woos, the OP Pack

Pee Ess, we are going to -4 tonight.

Molly and Taffy said...

We are pleased to read all your systems are in full working order Scruffie no nasty side effects.

Good luck with the freezing cold weather you are expecting.

Dewey Dewster said...

Oh Scruffy....Ya ate some feminine protection and then got peroxide shoved down yer throat....gee Gram 'n Pap put that stuff on our BooBoos not down our throats...did ya throw up then ???

We have ta read the earlier post....we've been a bit under the weather lately and are tryin' ta catch up....

Try ta stay outta trouble......Now that was a silly thin' ta say, wasn't it????

Oh and Lacie...ya almost look angelic on the blog header...notice I said A..L..M..O..S..T

Dewey Dewster here.....

Bogart said...

I hear ya on that... they really need to make those things less attractive ;)

Glad to hear that all is well...

Love,
Bogart

Koobuss said...

Scruffy, my dear, as they say, no news is good news!

I am so relieved and happy to hear that you are back to normal (hehehehe). Please don't even go near those things again. You have much better stuff to chew. Besides, you don't want to have to drink peroxide again, although you probably have the cleanest breath of any dog I know.

Hope all works out well for you!

Love and Koobuss Kisses,
Koobie


pee ess Go Steelers!!

Joe Stains said...

Lacie, I saw you ate my fishie at Butchy and Snicker's place. Is it too late to apologize? Maybe not? Maybe?? Hm, either way we are pulling for the Scruffman and hope things resolve naturally.

Stanley said...

I guess all the goober smooches we sent just flushed your problem clean away! And by the way, my girl has heard that other story about you, Scruff, and she won't even tell ME about it. She belly laughs so hard whenever she thinks about it all she can do is wheeze!

Goober love,
Stanley

Bae Bae said...

Hope you're ok Scuffy

~ Bae

Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

Scruffy, we are soooo glad you are maintaining your bodily functions! That sure seems like it HAS to be good news! I suppose that swallowing a tampon isn't much worse than swallowing a bunch of stuffie stuffin'. Our mom finds THAT in our yard all the time! And she can tell that it has been...ahem...recycled!

Aire-hugs,
Poppy, Penny & Patches

Noah the Airedale said...

Oh my lord, we just read about poor Scruffy's um delicate problem. It doesn't sound like you ate that thingy me bob Scruff. What an ordeal. Sounds like the time B thought one of us ate the tin around a pie (including the pie). We all had to be x-rayed. Of course there was no tin to begin with......sigh.

We'll keep our paws crossed for ya just incase Scruffy.
Stay well and out of trouble.

tailwags
Noah

Mango said...

Hey scruffer, I heard about this guy that periodically swallows a really long string so that it simultaneously sticks out his butt and his mouth (really, no kidding) and then he kind of flosses his insides. So, anyway, I was thinking in your case, maybe...

SLobbers,
Mango

Eric said...

Scruffy. I too find it difficult to know what's food and what's not.Everythings fair game.If in doubt, eat it yeah? Maybe just a nibble would be better next time. And hydrogen peroxide??? Sheese. Mumsie trying to bleach your insides? Come over this side of the pond, we use salted water. Works a treat.Think the Excorsist. Multiplied by 666.

Hang in there dude!!!!!!! Eric xxx

Tibby said...

Hi Scruffy!
You three sure manage to get into a lot of trouble! I'm glad to hear that you are doing ok!
-Tibby