Friday, August 22, 2008

Mining for Gems!!

Scruffy here. Both of my siblings are indisposed at this time. Lacie...er um...oh, it's not pretty around here. Let's face it....LACIE IS A FLIRT. I mean...Lacie flirts with that stump that Dexter calls Mango when he's mad at him....she's asked out some of the Koi...has dated most of the Wheelies (she said she loves it when she can push a dog around.....) and has been known to ask out Faya's new Bro even tho he doesn't live with them yet. So now with this incident with Petey...it's more than I, Scruffy (who would rather be playing with a tennis ball) can deal with. Petey...RUN!!! And don't look back...Lacie needs to grow up a little yet...so she can be an even bigger flirt??? Oh...and Archie...ya better watch out....she found out you were watchin' TV and eating popcorn and NOT in a MONASTERY. You better run, too...but for different reasons...she's gonna eat ya alive, Man. Thankfully, we're leavin' in a few for Las Vegas with Petey...NO GIRLS ALLOWED!!!!!
This is Babystan's usual expression. Blowin' raspberries at the world.


This is his expression today. YEP. Old Stan here is in trouble. Well....he went to daycare today as Mumsie worked. Mumsie got this call from the doggie day care that was punctuated with sobs!
I guess one of the workers knelt down by Stan for some loving...and he gave it to her!!! HOOGE Dale SLURPS...all over her face. Well.....he slurped her ear....and um....ATE HER DIAMOND EARRING. THAT HER BOYFRIEND JUST GAVE HER. Daycare worker tried to grab it outta his throat...and GULP. GONE. . .Down into the bowels of Stan's digestive plumbing.


SO GUESS WHAT SOMEONE GETS TO DO ALL WEEKEND??? Yep...the daycare center wants Stan's poop...or Mumsie to "go through it." She brought home latex gloves and tongue blades from work....but this trip to Las Vegas with Petey seems like a fab idea to her.
YEPPERS...ya guessed it...Babystan is gonna spend the weekend on the craps table.
Now which dog volunteers to be "in charge" of Stan????? Joe Stains? Up for the job???
Heh..Heh..Heh...
Scruffman




26 comments:

Gus said...

OMD...Stanley is in such deep doodoo! Well, ya know what they say.."what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas." hehehe

gussie

imfirstimfirst im first
I got the good line!

the 4 Bs said...

oh dear, your mumsie has got a crappy job. that Stan is in big trouble. we can't believe he would do that. eek. we hope your mom has some sterlizing stuff too for when that earring does come out!

woofs.

Butchy & Snickers said...

Oh our dawgness, even the wheelies are laughing their heads off. Mama has tears coming out cause she is laughing so hard! Poor Mumsie, what a rotten job for the weekend. We sure hope that earring doesn't get stuck anywhere inside of Stan.

Luv & Wirey Hugs!
Butchy & Snickers
PS Bentley would love to go bowling with Lacie, tee hee!

Asta said...

Scruffy
What a bunch you have at youw house..I don't know weathew to console Lacie who is sobbing on my blog, ow fall on the floow laughing about babyStan's ovewenthoosiastic licks, hehehehe
thank dog Petey thought up that twip..any of the boys would be pawfect fow the job I think..they like that sowt of thing
have fun!!!(Mommi shakes hew head..poow Mumsie)
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Lorenza said...

Hi, Scruffy!
OMD! Mumsie is going to have a hard task! Good luck!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Petey said...

Diamond Stan Brady! That's gonna be his new name in Las Vegas. Heehee, though we don't envy the cleanup committee at all.

Now Lacie, don't you feel a bit foolish for running after Archie and abandoning me so quickly?

"Memories, light the corner of my mind...misty watercolor memories...of the way we were...."

Scruffy and Baby Stan's pal (not sure about Love'em and Leave'em Lacie's),

Petey

Willow the Black Dale said...

Hold the plane....if BabyStan is going to be at the "craps" table in Vegas......then I think the dealer can watch him AND look for the diamonds!!!! teehee Joe Stains I think you might be in the clear to be at the at the poker table!!!

Ummm Scruffy, don't you value your life??? Lacie is going to bite your butt dude. Never tell the "tails" of your sister!!!

Willow

Noah the Airedale said...

Haaa haaaa haaa that is soooo funny. Stan, at least you don't have to go through the poops. Make sure Mumsie takes pics...we don't want to miss seeing this!!!!!!

tailwags
Noah

Booker the Treeing Walker said...

That brings whole new meaning to SHOOTING CRAPS. We don't envy your weekend at all!

Gaia the Airedale said...

Oh Stan! Hope your momma didnt get too mad at you for that, ouchies!! And its ok to flirt every womens got the right to! And yes, I had my fix it surjery.. :( I felt sooo icky yesterday and the day before. I threw up 3 times and just slept and slept and slept! But Im doing much better now, cept little LuLu keeps tackling me right on my stomach! I get real mad at him so I bite at him, once he gets the ole snipperoo lets see how he likes it! hehe

puppy breath,
-Gaia

Dewey Dewster said...

Oh Scruff man...

Poor Mumsie...pooper scoopin' takes on a whole new meanin'....now what will that beautiful diamond look like after it goes thru Babystan's digestive system......ooowwww can't even think of it...too horrible ta imagine....

As fer Lacie there...well, we all know she's the biggest flirt around and the snappiest one too...good thing I have quick reflexes or I'd be minus a head.....

Dewey Dewster here....

Eric said...

AH HAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!AND the Doggie daycare worker wants the earing BACK to stick back into her EAR???????? EEEEWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!

Wags, Eric x

Paw Mumsie....

Ruby Bleu said...

OMD - does the daycare pawson actually want the diamond back? Is she gonna wear it...ewwwwwww.....

Oh Mumsie, my Mom doesn't envy you at all!!!

Good Luck -

Lots of Licks, Ruby

Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

First of all...we can't believe a daycare worker would be stoopid enough to wear diamonds to work. Second...if it came out of her ear that easily, she's lucky she lost it to Stan instead in the carpet or somethin'. And third...yes our mom can make a Baylee if she gets pictures. Just pee-mail our mom. Oh..and Scruffy, you might be taking your life in your hands reportin' all this stuff on Lacie. You better hope she doesn't read the bloggy!

Pee-ess: Patches gets her fix-it surgery on Sept. 29.

Aire-hugs,
Poppy, Penny & Patches

Moco said...

Are Petey and Lacie going to be married by Elvis while in Vegas? Maybe Lacie will run off with the piano player.
Don't give that ear ring back. pawn it for treats.

Jackson said...

Hehehehe, this made J1 laugh so much she nearly exploded! Stan obviously has expensive taste! Good luck, Mumsie...J x

Stanley said...

Hey, buds!

If you ask me, that daycare worker got her Dale lovin' at her own risk. I say, have her come over to your house and go through all the poo herself. Why should Mumsie have to suffer?

On the other paw, Stan may just have a future as a diamond thief. He can continue to pose as an innocent young Dale in places where the rich and famous hang out... ski resorts, the pool at fancy hotels... you get the idea. When some chica comes over for a little Dale love, SNAP, he undoes the clasp of their diamond necklace, or slobbers up their hands so their rings slip off. He's already mastered the earring nip.

See ya in Vegas!

Goober love,
Stanley

Patience-please said...

Diggin' for diamonds- woo HOOOO!! Some kind o'fun!

wags from the whippets

Joe Stains said...

Lacie might never change, I think we all just need to face that and move on. As for this doody duty, I don't know if I can handle that, but I will try. What a goof, I sure have never crapped out a diamond but some of my stains have been pure gold ;)

Agatha and Archie said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA we are BOTH rolling around the ground and SOBBING with laughter!!! On boy we want to see a picture of MUmsie doing the MINING...He heheheheheh...oh brother..Love A+A uh Lacie....I was watching a show ABOUT a monastery.you musta got confused...arch

Jake of Florida said...

Did he get both earrings with one huge slurp???

This give new meaning to the concept of a craps table.

We were planning on staying in Mayemphis rather than going to VEGAS with the boys -- but this is one adventure I don't think we can afford to miss.

Laughing hysterically,

Jake and Just Harry

Lacie -- we voted early yesterday instead of Tuesday so that we'd be free to leave tomorrow for Mayemphis. We're thinking of taking a cruise ship and riding up the Mississippi -- just for a change!!.

MONA AND THE MOMMY! said...

Oh No....Stan is in really big trouble this time. Hope that earing comes out & doesn't hurt anything on the way out. The Mommy said she will keep her fingers crossed for Baby Stan & I'll keep my paws cross too.

Love Mona

The Aphasia Decoder.... said...

Oh, the poor girl with the lost earring. I hope she has a sense of humor. And poor Stan. I hope it came out okay.

Levi's mom

Mr. T-Bone Beasley said...

Ooooo Daycare and diamonds! I haven't tried that one yet! I don't know why the girl was crying...it was her fault. Why would she wear diamonds when she gonna go play with an Airedale...I thought it was common sense! No?

Silly girl! I say you keep the diamond and buy some new toys and treats...then tell the woman that the diamond must have fallen on the floor, and another dog ate it...yea...do that!

Slurp!
Mr. T-Bone Beasley

Deetz said...

That earring probably got stuck in the workers hair and everyone is followin stan around....I am sorry Stan. I eat earrings too, just so you are not alone
Deetzy

Maggie and Mitch said...

You'd look awesome with a diamond stud in your ear, Stan! Is that the plan?

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch