Monday, August 25, 2008

Diamonds are Forever!

Hi Everybody!!! Lacie here...I'm on my way to Gussie's with the other nurses to take care of him as he's havin' surgery tomorrow...Jackson is recovering nicely, so we're splittin' some shifts to help out Gus. For all the BOYZ who are plannin' on comin'...we're going to be very STRICT with visitors!!

Now the above pic is of a diamond/gold mine. Pretty cool, huh....In case ya missed it Stanley um ATE A DIAMOND EARRING on Friday at daycare (see preceding post) and guess what?

The above mentioned earring has NOT put in its appearance yet. Mumsie called the daycare this mornin' asking if they were SURE that Stan had indeed ingested it...thinkin' what a cosmic joke it would be if they said..."oh...we found that Friday, after he left..." but that hasn't happened.

This is what Mumsie looks like followin' Stan around the yard. She did call the vettie this morning to see how long a journey would take through Stan's digestive interstates....

THEY SAID IT COULD TAKE UP TO A COUPLE OF WEEKS. Hmm....we could drive across the US numerous times in that amount of time.

This pic sorta sez it all.....Perhaps the roads are closed for construction???
Barkies.....Laciegirl!!!!!


28 comments:

Gus said...

Muzzer is sending her grandmother's spaghetti sauce. If that doesn't blast it out of him, try dynamite!

gussie

Stanley said...

Hey, StanMan!

I'd tuck my tail too if Mumsie was following me around trying to snatch my poo (and if I lived with Lacie).

I say, O.D. on bully sticks... THAT should get things moving at a faster pace.

Goober love & sympathy,
Stanley

Asta said...

I suggest a nice wefwied bean and avocado buwwito..since Mumsie is aweady pwotected fwom the gasses it should be OK
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Simba said...

BOL!! Good luck in the diamond hunt!!

wags,

Simba

Ruby Bleu said...

need more fiber...that will help!

Oh poor Mumsie. Stan better get her a nice Mother's Day prezzie for this one!!!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

Daniella said...

oh god, this is too too funny. Way to go Stan, good taste!!!
Poor mum on poop mining patrol, you better all treat her extra nice!! Here's hoping it turns up soon...

Ax

Moco said...

Are you even able to see this diamond with the naked eye. I suppose they are going to want you to have it cleaned also.

Jake of Florida said...

These things can take a very long time. When I ingested all that chocolate, it took several days before the wrappers -- incriminating evidence -- appeared.

We hope Mumisie isn't too warm in that get-up. But we understand the need.

Jake and Just Harry

Joe Stains said...

oh my, a couple of WEEKS?! good luck with that...

Dewey Dewster said...

Ouch.....

Poop duty fer a couple of weeks....ya will need a gas mask fer that fer sure.....'n a new stomach too....

Dewey Dewster here.....

Willow the Black Dale said...

Say it isn't soooo. Weeks?? Are you kidding me? This is just wrong? Lacie maybe you should give him babyfood prunes....teehee. That should get that diamond moving. Just stand back when the blast comes....teehee....

Willow

Eric said...

Two weeks? Crickey..what about feeding Stan some of those Figgy Newton biscuits Archie had?!!Paw Mumsie....

Wags, Eric x

Butchy & Snickers said...

Oh noooooo, 2 weeks?? Better give Stan some wallymelon. That will loosen him up & push that earring out. Mama wondered too if the earring didn't just fall down into the girl's shirt or something. They best be checking her clothes & the floors just in case Stan didn't eat it.
I'll see you on Aire-Ruby for the big pawty!!
Luv & Wirey Hugs!
Butcho

the 4 Bs said...

oh dear, you mean it could be two entire weeks before the earring makes its exit? our mom feels real sad for your mumsie.

maybe you could hurry it through - we like Asta's idea of the mexican food. hee hee!

woofs.

Lorenza said...

Hi, friends!
Mexican food but with lots of hot sauce! I am sure that will work!
Good luck!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Pacco de Mongrel said...

is ur mum gonna look into your poop, then?

Kirby said...

I'm gonna agree with Stanley and say go for the bully sticks. That should move things on through! Your poor Mom, I feel for her, and I feel for you having your Mom follow you around reaching for your poop. Hope it puts in an appearance real soon!

Your pal,
Kirby

Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

Poor Mumsie! Maybe she should just collect all the poop and take it to the daycare for THEM to look through! That might make the girl change her mind about wanting that earring back!

Aire-hugs,
Poppy, Penny & Patches

Patience-please said...

Diggin' for diamonds, baby, diggin' for diamonds! Swede William would volunteer to help, but then we'd just have to start diggin' all over again!!!

wags from the whippets

Booker the Treeing Walker said...

How about some prune juice? Your poor mom!

Deetz said...

LMAO
I bet your mum looks pretty silly....Stan will never poop with that following him around
Deetzy

Agatha and Archie said...

Oh boy,tee hee ha ha ho ho ho ACOUPLE OF WEEKS!!!! oh brother!! That is ripe!!! Ha Ha he het it??!! Love ARch(aggie is out nursing somewhere)

Koobuss said...

A couple of weeks!!! YIKES!! Just how long are Stan's innards??? They must be several hundred miles! I like what you said about highway construction. Sort of like I-80 and I-81 around here. Hehe!

Got to go visit Gus.

Love and Koobuss Kisses,
Koobie

Noah the Airedale said...

Nice outfit Mumsie hee hee...poor woman...what a job. D says thank god we didn't eat a diamond earing.
Please have the camera on hand when you strike it rich!!

tailwags
Noah

MONA AND THE MOMMY! said...

Thanks for telling us about the puppy mill....thank God they closed that nasty place forever --there are so many out there. The Mommy supports the Humane Society & they sent her a video about how they closed that place down and she is gonna do a post about it tonight.

Love Mona & the Mommy too!!

Fenway said...

Whew....you guys sure are causing a commotion in the Human World with your strange gemstone diet. May I suggest the Raw Food Diet? haha

Keep 'em guessing, Stan!

Harry said...

Poor mumsie,what a job to look through the jobs!

Here's hoping it turns up very soon!

Toodle pip
Harry x

Mango said...

Poor momma! My Beautiful Raja ate a diamond earring too, but there was no recovery attempted.

Slobbers,
Mango