Friday, October 26, 2007

Welcoming Stella By Rhyme!


Wow...that looks like Lacie....BUT NO!!! It's Stanley's new sissy, Stella....In honor of her arrival as Reigning Princess of Gooberstan (or Gooberstell!) we have written limericks for her!
A Not Too Bad Limerick by Lacie:
Stella's coming to rule
At the Airedale Dog Training School!
Though lacking in height,
She's got a huge bite!
Never playing the fool!
A Bad Limerick by Scruffy:
Just arrived a Lakie named Stella
To live with a big Goober Fella!
Stanley said, "Welcome Lass!"
Stella said, "Kiss my ***!"
She proceeded to raise lotsa hella!!!!
We challenge you to write your own laughable limerick!!!!! S & L

21 comments:

Maggie & Mitch said...

hahahaha Those limeriks are excellent! Stanley and Stella will love them! You two are too thoughful!
We stink at rhyming stuff! We'll leave that to you!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Jackson said...

I'm not a poet and don't I know it! I'll leave the rhyming to you! J x

Scruffy & Lacie said...

NOOOOOOOO!!! Bad rhymes are even more fun....!!!!!!!!!

Scruffman

Asta said...

That was a tewwific limerick Lacie
I'm not that talented, but I'll twy
I thought Scruffy's was good too , if a bit naughty,but what would we expect,heheh
smoochie kisses
Asta

Lacy said...

woofies Scruffy and Lacie!!!
heres my attempt!!

There once wuz a doggy named Stanley,
who thut he ruled his home.
But along came a girlie named Stella,
who said get use to it Stan,
Dont u know girlies rule!!!!

heehee i knows dat sucked,

b safe,
;)lacylulu

Buster the Wired Fox Terror said...

There once was a lakie named stella
Came to live with a real nice fella
Life was never the same...
And Stellas to blame....
Cuz Stanny's life is now truly hella

Barkin n nippin n runnin him ragged
His a'dale arse so tired n dragged
Life was never the same...
And Stellas to blame....
Cuz Stannys now perpetually nagged

wimmin!
Bussie Kissies
Buster

Lenny said...

LOVE the poem! Do you think "Lenny" rhymes with anything? I'll ask my mom.

Your friend, Lenny

Butchy & Snickers said...

Oh our dawgness,
You two are just so funny!!! We could never come up with something clever like that. Stella sure is cute isn't she??
Luv & Wirey Hugs!
Butchy & Snickers
PS See you at the pawty tomorrow.

Molly and Taffy said...

Stella arrived on a Wednesday
Created havoc by Thursday

Now Stan's at a loss
Cos she is the boss

She said, "That will do very nicely"!

Noah the Airedale said...

My name's Stanley and I have a sissy.
She's new here and just a bit prissy.
I said I am the man
And I rule Gooberstan
She said here's my butt for you to kissy

Noah, Willow, Tess and Lucy

Scruffy & Lacie said...

Whoa...we're gettin' some good ones here now....

Thought of another...

Stella's a bootiful Lakie
Known to be a teeny bit flaky.

Though she surely is smart
To not give a f*rt.

When she steals Stanley's toys for a shakie......

This gets easier...is this art??? Hey, that rhymes with....

Goodnite Scruffy....

4xBs said...

We heard about a new puppy named Stella
Who came to live with her goob Stanley the fella
She barked and they played
Next to big Stan, little Stella layed
And their humans did not ever yella.

woofers that's bad.

Scruffy & Lacie said...

Living with Scruffy's a pain.
Especially days that it rains.
His farts are so fetid
The stench is embedded
In my fur, can I help that I'm vain?
Lacie


Mumsie sez...
Lacie and Scruffy...stop commenting on ur own blog...off, now! And besides, Lacie, that was simply awful!

Kirby said...

Scruffy & Lacie,

Your limeriks are super! I'll try to make one up, but I'm a beginner, so not sure how well I'll do.

Your pal,
Kirby

Koobuss said...

How's this?

Beautiful Beautiful Stella
Has trouble getting a fella
Her big brother Stan
Does whatever he can
To make all their lives hella.

Submitted for your consideration by Koobuss

Lorenza said...

Hi, friends.
I am a lost case with rhyming! But sure I enjoyed yours!
And of course I am happy that Stella is at home now!
See you at the party
Lorenza

Patience-please said...

In the magical place, Gooberstan,
Lived a fine dog who hatched a sweet plan:
He'd get a new sissy
And he'd throw a big hissy
If she wasn't just right black and tan.

And sure enough Stan got his wish:
Stella moved in - oh what a dish!
But aye here's the rub
She's sort of a bug
And Stan changed his opinion to "ish".

But since Stan is a good sort of fella
He hasn't yet eaten his Stella
Though she's quite annoying
With her stealing o'toying
Stan's as patient as Nelson Mandela!

that's the best we can do!
Patience and the Waggle

Stanley said...

OH MY DOGGGGGG!!!

You guys KILL me! I'm laughing here in between my tears. Life as I've known it in GooberStan is over. My girl says I'm going to be glad Stella's here... eventually. Right now I'm still trying to convince myself she is actually a DOG!

The limericks are hil-AIRE-ious! I'll keep checking back. (Bet my girl gets the idea in her head she has to print these off for Stella's puppy book!) (*major eyeroll*)

Goober love,
Stanley

Amber-Mae said...

Funny funny funny! Loved it! I don't think I'll be very good at writing a limerick. But maybe I will try...

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

Ruby Bleu said...

OMD that's great...OK, I'll have to think about this...

Lots of Licks, Ruby

Joe Stains said...

wooo that last limerick had us laughing, good job guys!