Hello Dawgs, Cats, Hamsterriers....
This is Mumsie. Scruffy and Lacie seem awfully tired tonight. I was wondering what went on here this week. I feel asleep on the sofa last Wednesday, after Scruffy ran away. Don't even get me started on that issue. I was studying for ACLS testing for tomorrow. Awakening today, 5 days later, I seem to know all of the material.
BUT....my house. There seems to be remnants of what looked to be a jail cell here. And about 20 empty pizza boxes. Hundreds of marrow bones....chewed and demarrowed..... are scattered around, and there is a strong smell of cigar smoke everywhere. At least, I think it's cigar smoke. Someone installed a kegerator (sp?) in the kitchen. Also, there are large Airedale sized mounds of dog you-know-whatties all over the yard.
And Lacie seems to have gotten her ears pierced and is sporting a pair of pearl earrings.
Just wondering if any of you might have ANY idea what transpired while I was in my ACLS induced coma.
Thought you might like to see a pic of Scruffy's and Lacie's predecessor, Sarge. He didn't blog....but he did used to follow the WFT "Pepper," on Pepper's Place. (Pepper had a webcam in his house turned to his favorite spot to sleep.) Sadly, he has moved to the rainbow bridge about the same time Sarge did. I like to think of them chasing each other!!
Hope all of you bloggers had a great weekend......I will relinquish the blog back to my dogs. Unless, of course, there should be a reason for them to be grounded????????
Mumsie
19 comments:
Hmmm.... I have no idea about what happened there!! Maybe you are still asleep and those are images of your dreams!
Go back to sleep and everything will be ok when you awake!
Have a good night
Lorenza
PS Scruffy and Laci, you should clean your mess! I tried to distract your mom but I am not so sure she believed me!
Oh no no no, nothing happened, I'm sure of that. *Giggle*
Snuggle,
Precious
Deaw Mumsie
I have absolutely no idea whatsoevew and nevew heawd anything and nothing happened as faw as I know and what cigaws and pizza ,eawwings you say???no eawwings that I saw and I was with Lacie all weekend..ahem, we went on a spiwitual wetweat, yes that's it we meditated and stuff all weekend..and dwank fwesh watew and fasted,,I'd look fow buwglews...
smoochie kisses
Asta
pee ess, Lacie awe you saying my Mommi needs to powdew hew nose???
Hey, Mumsie!
Like Asta, I have no idea whatsoever about the condition of your house. I've had emergency meetings in GooberStan all weekened, and couldn't get away for a pok... for anything.
Hope you solve your mystery. And, out of curiosity, why is all large-sized poo piles blamed on the big dogs? I've seen some smaller dogs who are full of --it really leave their mark. (By the way, my poo is nice and small now that I've gone RAW, thanks.)
Goober love,
Stanley
Oh no.. Nothing happened and no doggie need to be grounded..
~ Girl girl
No idea what happened. I am like one of the 3 wise monkeys - see no mischief, hear no mischief, talk no mischief.
Toodle pip,
Harry x
We know nothing.....nothing!
Noah, Willow, Tess and Lucy
No clue either! We've been baking in the kitchen for the past 2 days!
P.S. Are you off the hook, Scruffy and Lacie?
Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch
Oh dawg, we missed a PAW-TAYYY??? Shhhhhh, Lindy Loo! You're such a blab!
Yah, sure hallo. Swede William here. Don't listen to the Lindy Loo baby who is a big blabberbutt. We're on a big exciting trip and we think a famous TV show was filmed in your house. We don't watch much TV at home but in the hotels we do. We saw lots of stuff on TV like you said.
We weren't there or you'd have smelled the farts.
Swede William and the whippet waggle and the Servant who is much relieved that Scruffy is ok
I'm sure nothing happened...I don't know where those empty boxes of pizza came from, or that cigar smell. Must be from next door.
Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer
That's weird that there is all that stuff to clean up. Scruffy and Lacie didn't do anything but nap next to you this weekend. I mean I got a peemail from scruffy saying what a low-key weekend it was for him...trying to help you study and Lacie still recovering from her surgery. I think you've had some very unwanted visitors...but honestly, your two angel pups didn't do a thing!!!
Lots of Licks, AND good luck on your test, Ruby
I'm absolutely innocent. I was in Sedona with Muzzer and Dad all weekend and there was NO INTERNET at the resort. (I really don't know why muzzer books us into these places!)
But I will check with Teka and see what she knows.
gussie
Nope, no reason for a grounding. None at all.
Sherman
P.S. I'll be over tonight to collect the extra marrow bones...just for safe keeping.
Dear Mumsie,
This is Koobuss. Absolutely nothing happened, at least as far as the girls are concerned. I can't speak for the boys. We girls weren't even home. That is not our mess.
You believe me, don't you?
Koobuss Kisses,
Koobie
Mumsie,
Koobuss again. Let me reprase what I said about the girls. We were not in the area where the mess was. That's what I really wanted to say. Forget the part about us not being home.
I think I have my story straight now.
Even More Koobuss Kisses,
Koobie
pee ess Good luck on your test!
Obviously you suffered a home invasion by many um messy butchers and pizza delivery guys???? umm be glad that your wonderful dogs chased them away before they did any real damage!!
Erm, it wasn't me. J x
Nope,we have no idea..Agatha was at the "spiritual retreat" with the girls and I was ahh,ahh,oh yeah watching football with PL1....Love Archie and Agatha
It must be a study-induced hallucination. Don't worry, have a nap and when you wake up it will all be gone. Or at least, the smoky smell will. The pizzas will probably hang around but then they like to come under shelter when the cooler weather arrives, a bit like spiders.
ps hope the test went ok
xxx
Mojo
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