Lacie here...yes, I um ESCAPED TODAY...at the park...
You see, Mumsie decided to make me wear that Mental Leader pictured above...I seem to have some problems with um er growling and lunging at other dogs when we walk...and it makes Stan go nutso...so we had our pack, Daddy, and Bruvver and Sus and Perfect Baylee all drive to the park.
By the time we got there, I had already gotten out of my Mental Leader. Mumsie had given up and put it in her pocket. Bruvver made some sarcastic remark about me GETTING MY OWN WAY AS USUAL. So Mumsie kneels and makes the Mental Leader smaller and proceeds to try to stuff my head in it. 'Cept I backed outta it....AND TOOK OFF....FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, AT LAST!
It was seventy degrees today...park stuffed with dogs and hoomans. And me, off-lead.....LOOSE DOG was shouted. Hoomans and dogs surrounded us and TRIED TO CATCH ME...here's a photo....
Yes, someone actually called me a GREASED PIG. Sheesch...as if my butt's that big!!!
Then the best part happened. Hoomans (including Mumsie) started PELTING ME WITH TREATS...cheese, bacon bits, dog cookies...pretty much everything but hot dogs...all fallin' on my head. Pandemonium ensued....the other dogs started gobblin' up all those treats...finally, Mumsie was chasin' me and I backed up right into Sus' arms...
I walked the rest of the way with my usual Lakie attitude...and NO MENTAL LEADER.
Then we got to the car and got loaded in...and um...Daddy opened the passenger front door and walked away!!!
Yeppers...jumped over the seat and flew out the car door...and was quickly caught...twice in one walk...with us canines on a hooman:dog 1:1 ratio. It was like heaven...twenty hoomans throwing dog treats at us...Scruff, Stan and Perfect Baylee owe me big. Mumsie said somethin' bout us taking years off her life.
On another subject... 'member this pic Mango snapped of me in my HOT TO TROT nurse's uni??? Check out my knees...see my head on them???
I told Mango this is the first time I've ever been able to look up my own skirt!