So Mumsie is driving down the road yesterday...she sees a man kneeling by the side of the road holding a dog who looked like this by the collar...and had his cell phone out...
Fearing he had hit the poor guy, Mumsie stops...
Mumsie: Do you need some help?
Man: I just found this guy by the road...'fraid he was gonna get hit...called the first number on his collar tag...no answer. (He then lets the dog go...sheesch...dog runs to Mumsie who picks him up. Dog begins to shed rapidly.)
Man: I have a meeting and I'm late...can you deal with this?
Mumsie: Ah...sure. Do you know how to stop this shedding?
Mumsie calls second number...stoopid lady answers.
Stoopid Lady: Hellooooooooooo....!
Mumsie: This is Mumsie. Do you have a terrier named "Radar?" Who sheds?
Stoopid Lady: Yes!!!
Mumsie: Well, Radar is in my car sitting in my lap. (Mumsie is feeding him a few chips and giving him sips of her coveted Coke Zero to insure friendliness...)
Stoopid Lady: No he's not...he's in the back of my car running errands with me!
Mumsie: Um..well, he's here on my lap eating Lay's Potato Chips.
Stoopid Lady: Radar? Radar? RAAAAAAAAADDDDDAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR?????
A loud scream....
Expletive, HE MUSTA JUMPED OUTTA MY expletive CAR WINDOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mumsie: Now calm down...he's right here on my lap shedding all over my clean jeans and eating potato chips.
Stoopid Lady: (after getting whereabouts) I'll be right there!!!
Stoopid Lady's car comes screeching to a halt.
Stoopid Lady: I bet you're wondering how I thought I was driving around with my dog in the back seat when he had jumped out the window?
Mumsie: No, I never gave it a second thought. Do you know your dog sheds?
Stoopid Lady: Yes, he does.
Both Mumsie and Stoopid Lady drive on their respective way after Radar is exchanged to proper car.
Mumsie proceeds to Bruvver's house to walk little Baylee where she manages to set off the burglar alarm. Bruvver asked her to walk Baylee and left the alarm on.
And it's all true...what part of a JRT doesn't jump?? Doesn't this sound like something that would happen to the Mango Mama???