Thursday, March 11, 2010

Gillie's Barkday, Eggs and Stains!!!

Lacie here...first of all I want to announce that coming right up (3/16) is McGillicutty's Barkday!!! We have a hot date for it...I'm keeping the details secret so we don't have gobs of pupparazzi around...we terriers do clean up well...just as comfortable diggin' in the dirt to the fibers of the red carpet...and that Gillie is one hot Irish Studmuffin, isn't he???? Pop by his blog soonest to wishie him a happiest Barkday!!

Next item of news is um well those DNA samples I've been workin' on with Dr. Snitchybug...if you've been to Butchy's Bloggie, you'd know we have EGGS...purple they just need to hatch. I procured this purple basket for easier transport....

Hmm...all things seem I just plan to GO AND SIT ON THE EGGS...yep, I, Lacie have HATCHED this plan..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!......I'll just sit on 'em till the little creatures pop out.

Excuse me? Who are you? And why did you grab that basket outta my paws? WHAT? Miss Snickers II? Lacie bows in respect...

You came from Butchy's house to help me with the eggs? (Miss Snickers II rolls her eyes, just thinking of the consequenses if Lacie SITS ON THOSE EGGS.)

She ponders the basket, JUST IMAGINING THIS.....

Miss Snickers II quickly gathers the basket and eggs and hops into Butchy's plane with Lacie jumpin' in at the last second....the plane lifts off and heads....north?????

Stay tuned for the rest of that story!

Um...well, speaking of baskets... see these?? Everyone represents a STAIN ON THE CARPET! That's covered with carpet cleaner. Two fresh "samples" are in our fridge so Mumsie can haul them to the vet...somedog has MADE A MESS. Mumsie is not exactly pleased with Somedog.

Not tellin' who either.....


Scruffy, Lacie and Stanners!!


TwoSpecialWires said...

Oh, the things that happen around here! How's a dog to keep up? Let alone two of us. Plus all these wheeled and no-longer-wheeled ones that are fussing about. Already today our social calendar has changed twice. And Moma's been yakking on the phone full time. And now we learn of Gillie's Barkday and Purple Egg Transports and Miss Snickers II (she's a doll - love that swivel neck and cocked head look about her) and Stains on the Carpet! Six of 'em? NEVER! We can't imagine!

Ever tried the hydrogen peroxide trick? It might turn purple eggs brown. We know it turns brown (or yellow) stained carpet white again. Ask Moma.

Gotta go check on Wheelie Whacked Out Edwina. She's been in a tizzy ever since reading Eric's bloggie this morning. That's what we mean about "the things that happen around here." Seems she's getting VERY excited about her trip to London for Scruffs!

Us? We're still in jammies. Sleeping. In the sun. We can't get blamed for stains that way.

Hoping everdoggie is fine in your household
Jake and Fergs

doyle and mollie said...

we are baffled about what could be in those purple eggs... lacy be warned if youre sitting on them you might get bit on your butt... wowie someone was seriously into their interior design... brown carpet... sensible stuff... lacie behave on that date of yours gillies quite the catch... loves and licks

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage said...

I had better paw Gillie's ma and have a chat

THEN I'll send her some dokhumentation about the kind of khanine that is dating her wee lad of a boy -

Woo khan bribe me all woo want with all these lovely purples but Gillie's ma needs to know THE TRUTH!

Khysses My Khakie Pal!

Khyra & Khousin Merdie

Gus said...

ummm....Laciekins...tomorrow is the 12th of March,not the 16th. So we think you need to check that social calendar..ya know, the one in the purple book you always carry?

Anyway..have a good time at Butcho's. I still think the catses would be helpful in hatching the eggs. Though you might end up with quite the identity crisis for the contents.


Bobby said...

I hope the eggs are okay, its a good job Lacie did not sit on them. That is a pretty basket.
Oh one of you could not wait to go outside, that is awful for your mum but also for the culprit.

Linda said...

Hehehehehe, weeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Do ya like the rolls we're doin' in my new pawple plane Lacie??? Don't know if Ms Snickers II likes it too well, she's pretty worried bout those eggs. No need to worries, they are safe in my indestructable egg crate!
Wirey Hugs, Purrz & Licks,
Butchy, Ruby, Sylvester, Scuby & Hootie

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

Wow, so much happening here. Sounds like it will be a birthday to remember for Gillie. And those eggs, we really don't think you should sit on them, Lacie, maybe put them under a sunlamp or let that Snickers II help out.

And as for the stains, Mom says she can relate to spots very well with Miss Poopypants here.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Koobuss said...

Hi Guys!

Boy, I'm sure glad that Miss Snickers II came to the rescue. And just in time, too! Who knows what would have happened?

Sorry to hear that my boyfriend Scruffy is sick. I hope that he feels better real soon. Tell him that I am looking for my convertible and as soon as I find it I'll head out to see him. Today's a perfect day for a ride with the top down. That will help him to feel better. Should I bring my nurse's outfit, too!

Love and Koobuss Kisses,

McGillicutty said...


Me fur mom ALREADY tried to girdle up!!!1 It only got her to about 28 lbs., so you go girlie, if youcan fit, you just might get picked for self magazine considering your motto and all ("Me first").

Okay, Okay, SO ME KNOWS that your social purple calendar stays about 5 days in advance..........

Oh, you will be surprised, me Laciecakes. about our date!!!! Me has a PAWfect Barkday planned!!!!!

Now..... where is that Snickers II taking you? Has he been polite? .......IRISH polite?

Just so you know.... me fur mom has gotten ZERO dockumetation from Khyra!!! Looks like we have ourselves a HOT date, me Laciegirlikins!!!!!

Now, you have fun with Butchy, but know that me Irish heart belongs to YOU, me Laciegirliebeastiecakes!!!!!!!!!!!!

Irish Love and kisses and huiggies and ANYTHING pawple,


Asta said...

MySweet BFFKacilakes,
I'm not suwe that sitting on those gowgeous puwple eggses is the bestest job fow you..sitting still????and lightly???doesn't weally sound up youw alley, hehehe.
Thank dog that miss snickews II came to the you and Butchy Love can do youw twick aiweplane fun while she makes suwe the eggses awe safe and sound and then you can go wun off wif Gillie and have a fabbews Biwfday time wif him.(what did you think was going to happen to those eggses while you wewe pawtying??sheesh..alls well that ends well..
life is getting soo complic ate it lately..I heawd woomows that i'm being put in a camp..I'm fwankly wowwied

kissa-bull said...

we love the eggs and your most bewootiful surrounded bypurple
pibble sugars and wee wags
the pittie pack

Dexter said...

I counted SiX baskets. That must be a record! What? No stain photos? I have no doubt that your white carpet shows off you know who's artwork to great advantage. As for those samples in the fridge, just hope that no humans think its lemonade.

I liked the photo of your hippo butt jumping into that basket. Nice bow.

Miss Snickers II looks to be a fine and dignified stuffie. Hope she survives OK at your estate what with all the mayhem.


McGillicutty said...

So, me Laciegirliekins,

How's Scruffinator? That's a lotta stains and clothes baskets (me mom only owns 2). Your poor mom having to scrub that white carpet all day. I hope his IN FEK SHUN gets better real soon. And, you make sure he takes all of his AUNTIE BYE OT IKKS, okay?Oh, and tell him to lay of the brews while taking them. I snuck a Guinness while taking mine, and boy oh boy!!!! It was not a pretty sight!!! You and your fancy words... spoken like a true nurse!

I LOVE our picture together! We are one good lookin' couple!!! I am gonna start planning our date for the 16th. I'm so excited! I'll give ya the details later.

Irish Love,

TwoSpecialWires said...

We just read on Koobie's blog that the verdict is in! We've been working on a cranberry smoothie recipe ... we don't have it refined yet ... but it just might help.

Feel better, medicated one.
Fergi and Jake

Deetz said...

Thats alot of laundry
I keep reading about these purple eggs and cannot wait for them to hatch

The Black and Tans. said...

There's never dull moment at your house is there?

Have a lovely date with Mc G Lacie. We look forward to reading all about it.

Molly, Taffy and Monty

Unknown said...

I was going to comment on the omelet, um, eggs, but the last shot got me laughing so hard I forgot what I was going to say. The last piece of carpet left my home this week!!! Think about it

Oskar said...

Oopsie! Stains are bad!

Noah the Airedale said...

Noooooo its not possible that a big dale made those stains............noooooooooo.
Lacie, I hope Gilly behaves himself on your date.......Just let me know if things get out of hand ok.

Noah x

Pinot and Angel Momo said...

We... ok.. we have to say our humans are very familiar with stains! :D

Momo & Pinot

Molly the Airedale said...

Wow! That's a lot of laundry baskets! We hope "someone" feels better soon!
McGill is a lucky boy to be dating you, Lacie! Don't overdo it on the green beer, okay?!
This Barbara is our neighbor that lives right around the corner from us. Artist Barbara lives in Oregon.

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Eric said...

Argh. I would much rather Miss Snickers 11 made us an omelette. I'm rather partial. What's that Scruffy boy been up to - 7 laundry baskets I counted. Will he get himself 7 stains awards? Wow I bow to you Scruffy dude.

Oh and be careful Lacie once Gillie gets the documentation from Khrya he'll be high tailing it out of town....well Transil Vanyia.

Wiry love ERic xxx

Joe Stains said...

Lacie you keep your butt away from those eggs!!! eesh. As for the stains, GOOD JOB. That is seriously like a PLETHORA of stains. I have never done anything like that in my life!!!

McGillicutty said...

Hello, me Lacielady,

It's me Jules, Gillie's muffer. Listen, um, Khyra has been telling me some things. Me thinks we need to talk. Now, me son IS turning 3 which is legal drinking age, me knows. But, the Lacie smoothies may be a bit strong for me boy.... ahem, oh my,.... me thinks I need to lie down... the room is getting bigger, no smaller, and you, me Lacielady are just pawfect for me son.

(Lacie grins...heeheehee)

Oh, I do hope that you have a good date on me son's Barkday. For, it was just 3 years ago when he was the first one out, and he hasn't left me alone since. Oh, I'm rambling, am I? I feel soooo.... happy.....weeeeeeee.....wooooooo.....

Irish Love,

(psssstttt... (whispering).....okay, it's me, Gillie. Me muffer is spinning 'round on the piano stool singling "Hard Hearted Hannah...." oh, and now Irish drinking songs such as "Beer, Beer, Beer" and "A Drink For Mr. Maloney"....BOL, BOL, Laciegirlie... THIS is how we sneak out on a date...just ONE sip of your "Irish Smoothie" and me muffer is gone!!!! Irish Love me Laciecakes, McG)