Mumsie took us to the park yesterday. And there was sorta an incident. Well...first of all we followed a Dale in there...I could tell cuz she had her hooge cranium stuck 'bout 10 feet out the car window. As we got there, another Dale was leavin'....what was this..."Dale Day" at Northpark????? Of course, Mumsie HAS TO run up to the other car with the girlie Dale who unstuck her head by this time and was jumpin' out....she gives her scritchies and smootchie kissies...and brings her over to our car. She got me out first, before the boyz...heh heh heh.
Well...I dunno what happened. She whispered somethin' to me 'bout the size of my BUTT being bigger than Kansas...and everything sorta went red or black or somethin' after that. I um flew in her face snarlin' and snappin'....you know....like I usually do when I wanna make a point. Well...she took offense to my point....and flew back and before Mumsie could say "Lacie is such a sweet girlie..." we had a full blown beeotch fight on our paws. Stanny was tryin' to jump through the glass window in the back of the car...Scruff looked like he was gonna pee himself in the front seat.
This isn't the girlie, but a close approximation. She was GIGANTIC....and obviously hadn't been to the gym recently, and was still covered with her winter fluff. Figured she outweighed me by about 60 lbs....yes, yes, we were on leashes which were nicely tangled.....
They got us apart and I yapped and yapped and SHRIEKED!!!!!!! I have no idea why Mumie was so mortified. She actually asked if Hooge Dale was ok....and we care why????
Anyway, now she's threatenin' to put a head halter on me and use that clicker thing for aggressive shriekin' dogs to train me that other dogs are fun and food is fun and I SHOULD IGNORE THEM IF THEY INSULT MY BUTT.
Right. 'Sides...you shoulda seen the size of HER derriere.....HA! 'Nuff Said!!!!!