Friday, April 3, 2009

Not Such A Walk in the Park!

Lacie here...our camera is chargin' we'll hafta make do with some older pix...but I still look like this so I guess it's ok....First of all...rumors have been flyin' bout my CLONE who is well um being created at Butchy and Snicker's place by Dr. Snitchenstein....yeppers...I've been callin' her "Clacie"...Clone Lacie was too much of a mouthful.....we'll post some pics of her soon...I'm thinkin' you're goin' to be seein' a fair amount of her....just think...ANOTHER ME....tra la la la la la ala la alllaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!

Mumsie took us to the park yesterday. And there was sorta an incident. Well...first of all we followed a Dale in there...I could tell cuz she had her hooge cranium stuck 'bout 10 feet out the car window. As we got there, another Dale was leavin'....what was this..."Dale Day" at Northpark????? Of course, Mumsie HAS TO run up to the other car with the girlie Dale who unstuck her head by this time and was jumpin' out....she gives her scritchies and smootchie kissies...and brings her over to our car. She got me out first, before the boyz...heh heh heh.

Well...I dunno what happened. She whispered somethin' to me 'bout the size of my BUTT being bigger than Kansas...and everything sorta went red or black or somethin' after that. I um flew in her face snarlin' and snappin' I usually do when I wanna make a point. Well...she took offense to my point....and flew back and before Mumsie could say "Lacie is such a sweet girlie..." we had a full blown beeotch fight on our paws. Stanny was tryin' to jump through the glass window in the back of the car...Scruff looked like he was gonna pee himself in the front seat.

This isn't the girlie, but a close approximation. She was GIGANTIC....and obviously hadn't been to the gym recently, and was still covered with her winter fluff. Figured she outweighed me by about 60 lbs....yes, yes, we were on leashes which were nicely tangled.....

They got us apart and I yapped and yapped and SHRIEKED!!!!!!! I have no idea why Mumie was so mortified. She actually asked if Hooge Dale was ok....and we care why????

Anyway, now she's threatenin' to put a head halter on me and use that clicker thing for aggressive shriekin' dogs to train me that other dogs are fun and food is fun and I SHOULD IGNORE THEM IF THEY INSULT MY BUTT.

Right. ' shoulda seen the size of HER derriere.....HA! 'Nuff Said!!!!!



Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Woo post 'stuff' like THAT and expekht ME to still want to grab a Starbarks with woo?


Woo need to mellow out - don't make ME have to khome biotch slap woo!

PeeEssWoo: I do like the Khlacie name!

Martha Basset said...

Oh Lacie
Sometimes these things happen to Bailey with other girls!
She is fine with the boys - sweetness and light in fact!
Sometimes with another girl she just kind of loses it a bit like you.
Well it is kind of embarassing for moms when that happens.
Perhaps thats is why your mom is talking of nasty things for 'aggressive' dogs. Now we understand that you a sweetie pie really.
Perhaps if we send you Bailey's anger management course that might help.......
Of course if your mom is off making a fuss of these other girl dogs she has to expect some sort of reaction for you.
Dont worry your mom will calm down soon........ just cant wait to meet Clacie!
Have a great weekend
Martha & Bailey xxx

Moco said...

Don't be so sensitive about your butt. It is the way it is and if they can't accept it, then that is their problem not yours. It isn't all that big anyway.
You really need to contain that violent streak before Mumsie has a heart failure.

Mango said...

First of all, I don't think that is actually your clone because its butt is far too small to be from the same gene pool as you.

Secondly, what is wrong with you gals always getting into fights? Why can't you just chill out like us dudes?

Fourthly, um, sixly, um...

Yeah, and about that clicker training. Good luck as if you'll be able to even hear it over your screeching.


P.S. Guess the poop exorcism didn't work after all.

Bobby said...

Ha I am grumpy Bobby, I was like that but I am getting so much better.It has taken John a long time, but I enjoy my walks now. Stop being like that you will be happier and your mum will be happy too.

Koobuss said...

Oh Lacie,

That was awful. I'm glad to hear that you are okay. Maybe you should stay home next time and concentrate on ruling over your brothers. They seem easier to handle.

Love and Koobuss Kisses for Everybody,

Gus said...

Lacie Darlin'!

I am soooo in sympathy with you. Have you heard about my adventure with the black lab? And he didn't insult me, he just made an
ummmm..impertinent suggestion. Hah!

And just what is it with Moms and muzzers anyway? Why are they so hard on us girl doggies? I mean, I really think my muzzer is j.e.a.l.o.u.s. of my youth and beauty, but we have seen pictures of your Mumsie, and she is not shabby for a hooman. Anyway. We went through that business with halters and stuff, and luckily my dad just gnored her and went his own way, which is to let me do what I want and not to try to control my "spirit." Boy, if it wasn't such a perjorative term I would say I had him pussie whipped!

Good luck.

Teka Toy

pee ess...what is with this, I can't get the letters to be pink OR purple. Boringggg

Rosie said...

Hi Lacie - I think your butt looks just fine. That gal was just jealous especially since you had 2 boys with you and she was a loner.
Next time give her a little booty shake and walk away! BOL
Loves from pugs,
Rosie Marie

Peanut said...

How dare she insult your big huge butt. I mean that is just rude to point out how big it is.

Asta said...

Dawling BFF Lacie

Lookat the souwce, hello???did you notice that evewyone who evew told you that is hoooge???????

I like Rosie's advice
Just shake youw gowgeous bum at them, walk away and look ovew youw shouldew wif disdain.
smoochie kisses

Noah the Airedale said...

Lacie, sounds like an episode of 'Out and About with the Leuradales'. Yeah I'm well familiar with bitchie chicks....I live with 3 of em.
Hope everyone involved is ok.

D is better thanks for asking. It took a week for her to come right. She had her first coffee & wine yesterday (not together of course). All should be good for the visitors!!

Noah x

Eric said...

Lacie. Tut.TUT. Sounds like a cat fight to me. Retract the claws sweet Lacie. Rise above that sort of bad yap street talk.Take a chill pill. Or a mellow smoothie.K?

Wiry wags, Eric xx

Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

Oh Laciegirl, you are quite the character. Our mommy was laughing at your antics but I'm thinking you could be a LITTLE kinder to Airegirls. Afterall, a nicely formed furrybutt is a plus for an Airedale!!
Oh oh! Daddy was running a bath for Mommy and forgot about it & we have a huge flood in the east side of our condo!! Gotta go check this out. X-BRD

Sophie Brador said...

Lacie! You are a diva. Good one girlio. I do the same thing sometimes. Usually it's those silly Bernese Mountain Dogs I attack. Or sure, they're all so cute and sweet. Blah blah blah.

So listen, I noticed you were kind of, um, having the hots for Tanner. I totally think you should go on a date with him.


Joe Stains said...

I agree with Sophie, take that Doofus off my hands PLEASE!! Just let me know when you are coming so I can not be here. I mean, make sure the house is clean :)? Anyway, I think you were totally brave to stand up for yourself and I have learned to not talk about your gigantic rear end because it only leads to trouble.

Lorenza said...

Hi, Lacie!
That sure was an incident!
People, not doggies, tell me all the time about my big butt and I want to bite them (my mom too!) but I think is better to ignore them!
Maybe a smoothie will make you feel better!
Kisses and hugs

Suzuki said...

There is nothing like a good old fashioned beeotch fight BOL
Big licks to you

Lacy said...

w00f's, heehee lacie, u just standing up fur urself iz all...i likes to watch girlies fight sumtimes..

b safe,

Stanley said...

Lacie Girl!

WHOA! This must be the week for Lakie beotchfests! Remind me to peemail you about Stella. Just so you know, I'm okay.

You could stand to mellow out a little girlie, and I say that as a Dale who KNOWS about Lakie girls. You all can be so sweet and such fun wrasslin' partners... the KaBLAM! You go all ninja! Glad nopup had to go to the V-E-T!

Goober love & smooches,

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Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

Lacie, you're starting to act like me (Patches)! I don't attack EVERY girl doggie, but some of them just bring out the beast in me! I don't know why, but I never attach BOY doggies! Maybe it's a sexist thing!

Poppy, Penny & Patches

Rudy said...

I know better than to get in the middle of biotch-fights, we used to have some at my house between my doggy Mom and Josie's grandma. I'm so glad Mom put an end to that!
But don't let anyone insult your butt -- you haven't seen big patoots 'til you've seen my Mom's!!

(shhhhh don't tell anyone I said that or she'll GET me)

with love, Madison said...

Giant BUTTS? Oh my ... don't get started. Madison is now affectionately known as "Ham Hock." sighhhhhh

Maggie and Mitch said...

What a jerk! She should have kept her negative thoughts to herself and this never would have happened! We're glad you told her off, Lacie! Seeing her sitting there smiling away like she's a Queen is making us mad! grrrrrrrrrrr

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Anonymous said...

Oh Lacie, yer lucky you weren't hurt, them Dales are nothin to mess with. We would sooooo be in a big time out like forever if we did something like that! Be nice and you'll have much more fun!

Feather, Darla & Pappy, the TN Bull Terrors

Mack said...


I think you did the right thing. Your butt isn't big, it's just voluptuous!