Thursday, April 9, 2009

Clone Lacie Arrives!!!!!!!!!

Scruff here...we were out in the driveway today when I alerted Lac and Stan bout a package that the post lady had dumped in the street...probably cuz we were outside and she's skeered of Stanny....(as if that big Dale would do anything 'sides lick her to death.....)
Oh my dog...what do we have here? The rumors are true...Dr. Snitchybug created a
CLONE OF LACIE....!!!!!
And she's diggin' her way outta the boxie!!!


Oh Stan....life as we know it is about to change....two of them...two Lacies....
Clone Lacie is now....CLACIE!!!!!
As for the rumor she was created outta the FAT cells Lacie generously provided when she had lipo on her BUTT...well, I'm sure I know nuthin' bout that...well, actually I know a lot about it, but Lacie said if I blabbed a word, she'd eat me for lunch....Nuff Said as she would say.....



Oops...my paw hit the wrong button.....didn't mean to show that again.....




AH MAN....Lookie...here's Clacie in Lacie's lifeguardin' chair...wearin' an identical leash....
SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE HER!!!!!!!!





Makin' herself right at home.....






UH OH....some little Lakeland wasn't too happy bout havin' to SHARE THE CHAIR...
Doesn't Stanny look miserable...he hates conflict.




Look at this card from Clacie to Lacie......








Lacie meetin' Clacie......JUMP!











JUMP!!! Higher, Girl....put some muscle into it!








Higher, Lac....get that big butt up in the air!!!!!!









Atta girlie...better form...Legs tucked for more of an air streamed appearance....Wonder why Lacie seems so anxious to talk to Clacie....
Might we have an issue???
Actually, pardon the rhyme...but look what fell outta the tissue that held Clacie's tooth brush and paste.......







OH DAWG....Lacie was plannin' on usin' Clacie to help her with her totally packed dating schedule...you know...Clacie could fill in so Lac could be out with more than one dog/cat etc. at a time....
BUT....
It looks like Clacie may have her OWN DATING SCHEDULE...
AND IT LOOKS LIKE HER BOOK IS FILLED WITH DATES WITH LACIE'S BOYFRIENDS!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!
Well, what the heck does Lac expect....she is a CLONE, ya know....she's gonna be even more Lacie-like than Lacie herself....
That's a scary thought, huh???!!! Stan and I have noticed that Clacie's butt is a tad smaller than the original....hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa!
HELP!
Scruffy and Stanny
Pee ess....she is one adorable pup...thanks to Dr. Snitchybug for doin' such a totally FABBERS JOB!!!!!!!!



















27 comments:

Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

Scarey. Very scarey. We thought Dolly was a phenom! Also amazing at the resemblence. Wow,keep us posted on how the two Lacies get along.
XO-BabyRocketDog

Oh boy. Oh boy. Another one. I'm excited. Maybe I'll finally get my date Lacie promised!!
WelshieKisses & Hugs, Hootie

Tibby said...

Oh My!
Another Lacie! You boys will sure have your paws full now! Good luck!
:) Tibby

Mango said...

OK, as scary as that Clacie is, I think I would rather go out with her than the actual beast herself. I mean look at her all jumping in the air and stuff.

Oh yeah, looks like they didn't take too much Lacie butt for the cloning, still plenty Lacie to go around, huh?

Slobbers,
Mango

P.S. Stan, I am still in awe of your levitation.

Gus said...

OMD! If you guys wanna pack up now and head toward Mayemphis, we will be back home on Sunday. And until then, the neighbors have the key and code

in terrier solidarity
Gussie

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

We
Must
Warn
Joey
!!!


Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Joey said...

Now really...there might not be any Golden Retrievers named Einstein, but that Clacie clone doesn't fool me at all. I've said it before and I'll say it again - there's only one Lacie. Woo hoo!

See ya!
Joey

Petey said...

Hmmm, I dunno. Clacie doesn't appear to be able to open her mouth or have any teeth. And she's made of butt fat, so I bet when you get her in the sun, she smells like bacon!

Now I'm not saying that's an improvement on the original, like Godfather 2. Still...it does give one pause.....

Your pal,

Petey

tnbullterrors said...

Oh No!! Two Lacies! Good thing our baby brother Pappy is too young to be fooled by the wiles of Lakies.

Feather, Darla & Pappy, the TN Bull Terrors

Koobuss said...

Clacy sure is bootiful. Dr. Snitchybug is such a miracle worker. Does he do humans, too? My mom wants to know.

Love and Koobuss Kisses for Everybody!
Koobie

Asta said...

Scruffy and Baby Stan
I would , ummm, not make comments like that wifin eawshot of my BFF. Although, she is of couwse and angel, well, you know, umm, she might have alittle bit of a tempew. gulp!

Clacy is gowgeous..just like the owiginal..I can't wait to meet hew at the wedding. look out boyz!, heheheh
smoochie kisses
ASTa

Stanley said...

Aw, man. I'm kind of speechless here in GooberStan just thinking of what life here would be like with 2 Stellas. I don't even want to ponder that possibility... seriously.

I have to say that Clacie is a cutie, but there's something a tad less expressive about her compared to Lacie. I can't quite put my paw on it.

Did Dr. Snitchybug make her from scratch? She does FABulous work.

Overall my fave parts about this post are Lacie's vertical aire time, and the comment about Stan hating conflict.

Goober love & smooches,
Stanley

Joe Stains said...

ok this is what I like to refer to as SERIOUS BUSINESS. So many questions. Ok, so who controls the blender?? Do they each have their own? are there rules about one being able to date a dog that the other has already scarred, I mean, dated?? omdog, Scruffy and Stan, you have my condolences.

p.s. how DOES she jump like that??!

Noah the Airedale said...

I like the real Lacie.....nuff said

Noah x

Martha Basset said...

We just love Clacie!!!We are sure Lacie will love her too - what a compliment! A minime cloned to perfection.
How cute, how sweet! Oh we are already asking our mum about basset clones!!!!
Lacie will be able to take Clacie out for walks with her little lead!
They will get along just fine and this evens up the gender balance in that dale household!!
love and kisses
your basset buddies
Martha & Bailey xxx

Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

Clacie is adorable! We sure hope nodoggie tries to bite her face off! Dr. Snitchybug did a great job!

Aire-hugs,
Poppy, Penny & Patches

Dewey Dewster said...

Wow a furry Lacie clone and one that doesn't bare it's teeth at ya and snap at ya too.....if she's lookin' fer a date ta squire 'er around town, send 'er my way....would ya ???? I'm lookin' fer a sweetie pie that knows when ta keep 'er mouth shut.....what a great work of art.....

Dewey Dewster here....

the 4 Bs said...

wowwee! we are in love with Clacie! she is so cute and sweet and - well - is she just a tad better behaved than Lacie? we don't blame Lacie for wanting to chat with her. she needs a debriefing. we still think all of that liposuction and cloning stuff is kind of gross...

woofs.

Moco said...

Your life is very complicated. I think I will go and take a nap and think about all that you have put forth.

Faya said...

Ok....keep the clone and send me the real Lacie....
Kisses, Dyos

Butchy and Snickers said...

Hey gang,
Butcho here, I'm glad Clacie landed right in front of your house. She insisted on jumping out of my airplane, hehehehe. Hmmmm, don't know nothin' bout that Clacie Black Book. Wonder if our wheelies know something bout it?? How are Lacie & Clacie getting along by now?? Probably trying on nail polish & lipstick, hehehehe.
Luv & Wirey Hugs,
Butchy, Snickers, Ruby, Sylvester & Scuby

MONA AND THE MOMMY! said...

OMG....my Mommy eyes are leaking. Last night we got your letter and this morning the package got delivered. Mommy couldn't believe her eyes. Thank you!!!! Thank You so much!!! He, yes it's a he, looks just like my brother Siskle with a summer haircut. We were so touched by what your card said and when the package came Mommy was speechless...a miracle for her. She will treasure it always and maybe we can start doing wheelie Wednesdays too!!

Mommy lost our camera but as soon as she finds it we will do a post to show everybody "Siskle li to", as we will call him, and a picture of my real brotther Siskle.

You have made my Mommy smile and since she really misses my brothers on holidays syou don't know what this meant to her and me too!!

We are so happy to have you guys & your Mumsie for our friends.

Love today and always...{{{huggies}}}...Mona & Mommy

Maggie and Mitch said...

We're thinking that once Lacie gets to know and love Clacie better the two of them will be unstoppable!
You are such a cutie, Clacie! Dr. Snitchbug did an outstanding job!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Abby said...

Hi, You Guys...

OMdoG...I was away for a few days while my Mom read those stoopid books & look what happened...

We now have 2 Lacie's?? Oh My...I'm not sure we are ready for this...

Take cover, Boyz...

Abby xxxooo

Agatha and Archie said...

Uhhh Lacie , the last time we had a date, was that you or Clacie?????Love Arch

Sophie Brador said...

Aaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! I have a feeling furry boyfriends around the world are hiding out in bomb shelters for fear they made the dating schedule.

xo
SB

Tee said...

Double trouble! What out stanley and scruffy. Lacie's got reinforcements - clacie!

You know, I could do with a clone ... and have him take all the blame and me all the treats :D

Licks and Wags

Tuffy of Dog Woods

the TN Bull Terrors said...

Hey Lacie we linked up to you on our blog post today, Cissy wanted to ask you a question.

Feather, Darla & Pappy, the TN Bull Terrors