Saturday, April 18, 2009

I'm Really Not A Hero, By Scruffy

Scruffy here...I hear sobbin' and wailin'...from under the deck....OH NO!!!!!!!!

Lacie...my sissy...she's STUCK UNDER THERE AGAIN!!! Just like last winter...but the ground isn't as frozen!!!!!


Lacie...can't ya squeeze outta there???? No???????



Hold on, Lacie...I'm comin'....I'll get ya out, Girl!!!!!





Scruffy frantically digs...with dirt flyin' behind him and hittin' Stanley square in his square face, Scruffy's toenails tear through the dirt entrappin' his sister.




OK...Lacie...your head's out...can ya squeeze your shoulders out now??????








That's it...slide your paw forward...and rotate counterclockwise.....






No, Lacie...you're slippin back in the hole....try harder....









Come on....grab my beardie......









That's it girl...squeeze on through.....








Now, one can see where the large Dale was through this entire process.......sittin' on his large economy-sized Dale butt.












Now this is where it gets more interesting...see when Lacie popped outta the hole...well, um...SHE WAS ONE PISSED OFF LAKELAND....


And since nuthin's ever her fault...she had this notion that IT MUST BE MY FAULT....


Look at her go; she was tryin' to kill me!










Look at her mouth...just inches from my backside......I could feel the breeze from those chompers of hers!















Sheeshch......












Then she collasped......














Have ya ever seen her tongue hangin' this far down??? All three of us got tossed in the bathtub! Poor Lacie's been takin' a long nappers this afternoon....and she still has to get ready for Myrna's bridal shower!!!!! That's today too!!! (We'll be postin' pix of the shower on Wheelie Wednesday!!!!!)


Reportin' Barks,


Scruffy















35 comments:

Gus said...

Scruffmeister, you most certainly are a hero. And an under appreciated one at that! We hope all goes well at the shower. Hehehe...Lacie must be likin' all this water stuff, first bathies, then showers?

gussie

Peanut said...

That lacie needs a reality check if she is trying to blame that on you

Morgan in Pittsburgh said...

WOW - That was somethin' to see!
your pal, Morgan

Abby said...

Hi, Scruffy...

Good job saving Lacie...She has a strange way of saying Thank You...

Anyway...You are a hero...

Sorry about the baths...

Abby xxxooo

Koobuss said...

Oh Scruffy...

You are my hero. Sigh... How sweet of you to rescue your sister. You were so brave and so valiant. I'm proud of you, Scruffy.


Love and Koobuss Kisses for Everybody,
Koobie

Lacy said...

w00f's, heehee scruff to the rescue..hmm when u wuz diggin her out did u say anything about a fat butt...

b safe,
~rocky~

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Hmmmm...what is that definition of insanity?

Scruffman: is your sister...ummmmm...special? I mean wasn't it enough the other bazillion times she did that?

I so khan't WAIT to see what The Mango has to woo about this!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Agatha and Archie said...

Oh Scruffy you are my hero......you llok really handsome flying through the air like that......Aggie

Agatha and Archie said...

Oh poor Lacie.....maybe you should give up on that hole.......just a thought..Love Arch

Lorenza said...

She did it again!
Glad you were there to save her Scruffy!
Too bad she did not appreciate it!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

with love, Madison said...

Holey toledo what an ordeal. So exactly WHO was taking the photos and why didn't that SOMEONE help you out, Huh?

Allison (Dog Mom) said...

Wow!! Wat a crayzee pikture storree!!

Lacie, haven't woo evur heard da saying, "Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me" ?

Wuv,
Gus and Waldo

Asta said...

Scruffy, my bwuvvewsongwandsonnephew,
You desewve the medal of valow ! You awe a magnificent hewo..a twoo foxie detewmined clevew boy! Agatha would be so pwoud of youw digging pwowess..as I cewtainly am. Lacie must have gotten a bump on the bwain to want to chase you aftew such a fabolous wescoo.

Glad evewyone is OK and westing ..sowwy about the baf
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Faya said...

Dyos is already dreaming about being a hero the next time Lacie will be in danger...and I will stand by Stan...like a goooood airedale.....
Bath ? Poor you....
Kisses, Faya

Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

Holy moly! We don't understand why she keeps going back under there! Does she not remember what happened last Winter? Scruffy, you are truly a hero for rescuin' her!

Aire-hugs,
Poppy, Penny & Patches

Martha Basset said...

Well Scruffy, we think you are a hero! You worked so hard to save your ungrateful sister Lacie!
Perhaps she was just traumatised after being trapped - sadly taking it out on you!
Too bad about the bath.
Take care
love
Martha & Bailey xx

Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

Scruffy you are indeed the hero in this story. Lacie needs a swift kick in the fuzzbutt for her attitude of ingratitude! Ah well, that's kind of the way these little sisters and brothers are sometimes.
Smooches, BabyRD

Miss Lacie was probably just confused from the blood rushing out of her brain. That looked like a tight noggin squeeze. Hey you little flirt...I'll be waiting for that dance in Salzburg!Don't forget.
WelshieHugs, Hootie

Noah the Airedale said...

OH MY GOD, Lacie, stop scaring the crap out of me !!!!!
Scruffy mate, you're a wonder dog. How ever did you do it.
I think Lucy has got lots of Lacie traits. Nothing is her fault either and if something happens to her she attacks Willow, Tess or myself. So I know how you feel buddy.
We sure hope Lacie doesnt find herself stuck again. It's kinda scary!

Noah x

Mango said...

Lacie gal, seeing you under the deck is about the most pathetic sight there is. Then you go cracker dog on poor Scruffman who was just trying to help you.

Momma feels better and doesn't make hissing sounds when she gets out of her chair anymore, but those muscle relaxin drugs are making her super dorky.

If you want to come over and apply your nursie skils that would be fine with me. We even have a large (Lacie butt sized) exit from under our deck so you won't get stuck.

Slobbers,
Mango

Maggie and Mitch said...

Do you guys ever have a dull day at your house?!
Economy-sized Dale butt! hahahaha

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello scruffy its dennis the vizsla dog hay maybe nekst time yoo shud pee on the dirt so that it defrosts a bit that shud do it ha ha ok bye

Butchy and Snickers said...

Oh Scruffy, why on earth does Lacie insist on crawling under there in the first place?? She is one silly girl. Too bad she didn't appreciate your efforts. At least we still got to have fun playin' powker last night huh? Errrr, Mumsie hasn't seen your pizza stains on your clean fur yet has she?? We'll post our shower pics on Wheely Wednesday too. Snickers is happily napping today, resting up from that mean seizure monster.
Luv & Wirey Hugs,
Butchy, Snickers, Ruby, Sylvester & Scuby

Patience-please said...

Lacie would be an Earthdog NATURAL! Looks like you would too, Scruff. That scared us a little.

wags from the expanded waggle of whippets

Molly and Taffy said...

Oh dear. What is under the decking that lures Lacie there?
Seeing the photos of her little head sticking up had us most concerned.
Well done to Scruffy for rescuing her.

Molly and Taffy

Nelly said...

I think you are a hero Scruffy! How did Lacie get under there? My brother Finni thinks Stan was doing a good job supervising?!?

Thanks for coming by my blob. Sorry that Wordpress wouldn't let you leave comments on Finni's blob - we don't know how to alter it, that's why Mummy decided to start my blob with Blogger :)

Nibbles
Nelly xx

Eric said...

Scruffy. Saluting you, what a hero!!! Or just plain nutso??? Can't decide which.I'm leaning towards the former cos that was a wagging kind and good thing to do. But sheesche(how the heck do you spell that Scruffs?)I mean look what it got you. No thanks. And pair of chompers snapping at you. Lacie's a right pain in the derriere if you ask me.Now I'm runnning before she's on my tail.....

Wiries Scruff. Eric xxx

Kirby said...

Oh no, what is with Lacie and that deck? Scruffy, got to give you props for helping her out. I would have been like Stan...maxing and relaxing! He he! I'm glad that you escaped those lakie jaws as she chased you down. Jeez, guess she's not grateful at all!!

Your pal,
Kirby

Joe Stains said...

I think you need to seal that deck up with concrete or something. What does she have under there, a stash of dog dates? Secret diet pills? more clones??

ok I don't want to know it is starting to scare me a little. Scruffy, run like the wind my friend.

Petey said...

Goodness gracious! All the way over here in New York I heard a sound like a giant champagne cork popping out of the bottle - must have been Lacie's posterrier, errr, posterior making it's grand escape from the hole. And just when we'd finally lured her into captivity once again with promises of sausage pizzas and Jimmy Chews.

She was a bit ungrateful, wasn't she, Scruff? That will teach you.

Your pal,

Petey

TwoSpecialWires said...

And to think, this was all going on while we were partying! You guys are real EarthDogs! We were holding our breath, hoping Lacie made it out okay. (Aren't terrors s'posed to come out of holes tail first?) Then to think that SOMEONE was photographing the whole thing, and Mr. Economy Sized Dale Butt was sitting there watching! Oh my!

Tired just thinking about it,
Jake and Fergi

GSD Adventures said...

Thank goodness you are ok. Although this sounds like it wasn't the first time. Lesson learned?

Wags,
Pruett and Daphne

Tibby said...

Wow Scruffy,
That sister of yours seems to get herself in lots of trouble! She is lucky to have your help! I bet she was just embarrassed and that why she couldn't show her appreciation properly!
:) Tibby

Mango said...

Har har, that bloggy is funny every time! Poor Lacie gal.

Anyhoo, I left something for Sruffman on my bloggy. Come and get it.

Slobbers,
Mango

MJ's doghouse said...

i think i need to get some brothers...i live a very boring existence....you guys are very lucky...and you ahve great form lacie...great great form...

erin said...

Wow, Scruffy, you are totally pawesome! Good job saving your sister! Sorry that she was so ungrateful.
Woof,
Keeley