Wednesday, February 4, 2009

The Furminator!!!!!

Oh my...Much Ado 'Bout Nuthin', if ya ask me....that last post by Scruffy??? Of course there are two sides to every story. You see I have opened up a new bizzness....

Lacie's Furminatin' Service...yes...I've decided to offer my incredible talents for your use, dogs, kitties and hammies. GROOMING.

Any animal with a double wiry coat will benefit greatly from my STRIPPIN' SERVICES!!! That's right Khyra...you heard me. For other dogs, namely the furless ones like the whippets, perhaps you may just need a pedicure? Or your sanitary section trimmed? A little revision of your undercarriage??? (Now boyz, that doesn't include vet services...for that you will need to consult with your health care provider....)

As for yesterday with stoopid Scruffy...I was merely trimmin' his beardie up...can't believe the stoopid dog ate the refuse.....

Last night I decided both boyz could benefit from a good fur removal.....as you can see with excellent results!!!!

Here's the tail-tucked backend of Stan lookin' at the what I removed from him and Scruffy...yes...there are a few groomin' tools layin' around...BUT MOSTLY I USE MY TEETH.


Scruffy's tryin' to figure out if he can glue it back on...that dog has more fur than Stanley and much less surface area....




I still need to work a bit on Stan's ears...all that fur was makin' me well....



THIRSTY!!!
So...if any of ya wish to take advantage of this new service, just text me...with this dwindlin' 'conomy, my prices are very competitive...and I guarantee the results....
Oh...and I'm insured and bonded in case of accidental injury with sharp objects...namely my TEETH. (Accuracy cannot be 100% guaranteed, but I try...)
Love ya lots..
Gigglin' Barks....
Laciegirl




32 comments:

tnbullterrors said...

Hey Lacie, since we don't have near the amount of fur that your housemates do we won't need your services, but our DawgMom is a groomer, I bet she would hire you to help her out. Want us to ask her?

Abby said...

Hi, Lacie...

Thanks, but I've been going to the same groomer since I was a pup...

You do great work, but my Mom says we have to stay loyal...And, she's alot closer, too..

Abby xxxooo

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

Oh just you try it Miss Terrorier!

I'll have my Mango khome sit on woo!

No one strips MFT OR puts her in a khorner!

Nice try but it wouldn't help woo win MangoMinster!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Lacy said...

w00f's Pups, hmmm, me thinks me will pass on this too...

b safe,
~rocky~

the 4 Bs said...

hi Lacie, it looks like you do good work. your bruzzers are very sleek and handsome looking. we poodles/schnoodle only have one curly coat. what can you do for us? since our mom got laid off from her job, we need your special good buddy discount. we like little poof balls on our tails too, if that's ok.

woofs!

Moco said...

Dawson is getting a little hairy. Maybe I should sent him for a treatment. Do you think you could do Edgar?

Koobuss said...

After giving your offer considerable thought, I have decided that I should remain on my own side of the state and look for a groomer who is located closer to my home who uses more traditional methods of furmination.

Sorry, Lacie, but good luck in your business endeavors.

Love and Koobuss Kisses,
Koobie

with love, Madison said...

ouch that looks like it hurts. It's so cold here, Madison has decided to KEEP her double-coat for the time being.

Gus said...

Lacie..have you considered selling the fur to whippets and Jack Russell Terriers and others not as well endowed as those of us with double coats? Muzzer has a friend with corgis who makes sweaters out of their trimmins', so it might work out.

gussie

Maggie and Mitch said...

I would send Mitch right over but mom just groomed him a couple of days ago so he's all set for a couple of months! Sorry, Lacie!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Petey said...

Ummm, I think I'll just stick to "Canine Styles" on Greenwich Avenue, Lacie, and skip your grand opening promotion (complete with stripper pole!)

Your pal,

Petey

Joe Stains said...

I don't want to be anywhere NEAR your teeth. I sure am glad I am balding, whew.

Eric said...

Dang.What a shame. Such a long way to come for a strip and a tease Lacie....

Wiry wags, Ericxxx

The OP Pack said...

Ummmm, we think we will pass up your of'fur' but sure looks like woo do a furry good job.

Woos, the OP Pack

Asta said...

Lacie my Sweet Bff
Fwom the excellent wesults I see on youw Bwuvvews, I've decided to fiwe my gwoomew Bef, and come to you fwom now on...I have total faif in youw excellent skills
sincewely , a new customew
Asta wif smoochie kisses
pee ess..you do come make house calls don't you?

The Aphasia Decoder.... said...

Not me. Me's likes his hair to stay put! But you are nice to offer.

Levi

Agatha and Archie said...

Uhhhmmm,Such a lovely offer but ah,we,(think Archie think) Oh yeah,PL1 does all of that stuff for us and he would get sad if he couldn't do it any more. We bet you are the BEST though!! Thanks for the wonderfull offer Ms Teeth, I mean Lacie...Love A+A Hey could you do PL2??

meemsnyc said...

Oh wow, that sure is a lot of fur removal!

Stella said...

Sweet Lacie Twin!

I hope you do facials because I'm totally needing one! You can't even see my eyes (my girl's been getting kind of lazy on the facials around here). Plus, I think I have some fish scales and peanut butter stuck in my beard so I need a good washin' too. Should I come to you or do you want to come to GooberStan? Put me down for your next appointment!

As for being misunderstood, I'm tired of it but I think it goes with the territory. I know you know that when others have contact with a being they do not understand, or if they're jealous, then they go into attack mode. It's just ignorance, but they are only hurting themselves by keeping at a distance the gooberifficly amazing wonderfulness that is a Lakie... especially a Lakie Girl!

We know that at the heart of it we are very tender souls who have the weight of the world on our shoulders. We just step up to do what no other dogs have the balls to do ~ keep order. Just give me (or you) 30 seconds with the likes of Mango, or Petey, or any of those other pups who are talking you down and they'd be whipped into shape (their parents would probably thank us)!

Personally, I choose to ignore all of the hype (which is easier for me since I don't get the press coverage you do). It's tres blase! It bores me. We know we're fabulous, and if a pup would take the time, they'd find a real treasure.

I always say, "Don't hate me because I'm bootiful. Get to KNOW me!"

Goobery love & tons of tiny lakie kissies,
Stella Bean Latifah

pee ess
my girl thinks we are twins separated at birth. if you could see my eyes we'd look almost exactly alike. you should use the first photo from this post for your header!

Stella said...

Sweet Lacie Twin!

I hope you do facials because I'm totally needing one! You can't even see my eyes (my girl's been getting kind of lazy on the facials around here). Plus, I think I have some fish scales and peanut butter stuck in my beard so I need a good washin' too. Should I come to you or do you want to come to GooberStan? Put me down for your next appointment!

As for being misunderstood, I'm tired of it but I think it goes with the territory. I know you know that when others have contact with a being they do not understand, or if they're jealous, then they go into attack mode. It's just ignorance, but they are only hurting themselves by keeping at a distance the gooberifficly amazing wonderfulness that is a Lakie... especially a Lakie Girl!

We know that at the heart of it we are very tender souls who have the weight of the world on our shoulders. We just step up to do what no other dogs have the balls to do ~ keep order. Just give me (or you) 30 seconds with the likes of Mango, or Petey, or any of those other pups who are talking you down and they'd be whipped into shape (their parents would probably thank us)!

Personally, I choose to ignore all of the hype (which is easier for me since I don't get the press coverage you do). It's tres blase! It bores me. We know we're fabulous, and if a pup would take the time, they'd find a real treasure.

I always say, "Don't hate me because I'm bootiful. Get to KNOW me!"

Goobery love & tons of tiny lakie kissies,
Stella Bean Latifah

pee ess
my girl thinks we are twins separated at birth. if you could see my eyes we'd look almost exactly alike. you should use the first photo from this post for your header!

Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

You did a great job, Lacie! We all got furminated yesterday, but it was with an actual Furminator...no teeth! Okay, maybe a FEW teeth, but most of them were used on Mom!

Aire-hugs,
Poppy, Penny & Patches

Petey said...

Ahem, Lacie? You went to the wrong apartment. Didn't you wonder why that lady had her head all wrapped up in bandages when my Mommy had tummy surgery? And weren't you concerned at all when I "meowed" at you and then scrambled up the drapes?

All I can say is, good thing cats have 9 lives!

But thanks for the compliments on my new haircut!

Your pal,

Petey

Mango said...

Lacie Beast (oops, I mean Princess). I am not sure if my Hound judge will be able to make it. If I need a backup to judge the hounds would you be available? You can still compete in the Beast (oops, I mean terrier) group.

Slobbers,
Mango

Noah the Airedale said...

You can trim my fur anytime Lacie....wink wink.
Ok off to the kennel, I guess I'll see you there. Don't forget the blender.


tailwags
Noah xx

Tibby said...

Hi Lacie!
You sure are nice to keep those boys looking good like that! I don't think I have enough furs to need a trim but if I ever do I will know who to call!
:) Tibby

Joe Stains said...

GUYS we totally got the COOKIES!!!!! OMDOG Thank you guys so much. I was a little scared when I saw they were from Lacie too, but luckily they were totally sealed with plastic so I know they weren't tampered with. omdog we are going to go beg Mom for one right now!!

Dewey Dewster said...

Gee I knew that innocuous picture of ya on the blog header must mean ya were on some sort of tranquilizer.....somehow I knew the business about the teeth would come out of hiding.....if ya get any takers on yer new career as a groomer....we would love ta hear about it....

But that's a heap 'o hair layin' there so it looks like someone is feelin' a bit lighter in the jacket area.....yep, Gram was at us again too....wish we could find a buyer fer all the fur she takes off us....I mean maybe someone else could use it in all this cold......LIKE US !!!!!

Dewey Dewster here......

Bae Bae said...

Woh.. Can I send my stuffies to you for grooming too Lacie??

~ Bae

Amber-Mae said...

Man, I wish our hoomans don't start thinking about getting us one of those horrible monstahs too since we already have one in our house. The huge noisy hair blower I mean. I hate that thing!

Butt wiggles,
Solid Gold Dancer

Molly and Taffy said...

Hello Lacie

We wish you every success in your new career. We are sure you will do extremely well, but Lacie please don't forget to floss your teefies after each visit, arriving at the next client with fur in between one's teeth is not a good image.

Have a good weekend.

Molly and Taffy

Sassy Kat said...

Great idea to get a skill during this terrible time with the economy. Did you have to go to barber school to get trained? What do you charge the ones that get a trim? Are you going to start paying your mom and dad rent or save all of the $$$$$ for yourself?

Sophie Brador said...

Lacie! I see you and my boyfriend are both judges. I hope there aren't any super swingin' judge parties that are going to be happening. I tried to enter the non-sporting category and that relentlessly huge Mango wouldn't let me. Said I was trying to throw the competition.

As for Furminators, I got me one of those. I don't mind it so much, but my mom just hates all my furs everywhere. She says she wants me to win a Dyson in that Mango Minster competition. Do you think you judges will be giving out any Dysons?

xo
SB