Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Furless and Furious...!!!

Scruffy here...look at this pic...it's a chunk of my beardie...it was removed by a certain young lady (I use the term loosely) named Lacie. She said I invaded her pawsonal space in gettin' too close to her at the door when we were barkin' at birdies....SO SHE REMOVED THIS HOOGE CHUNK OF MY BEARD. Mumsie had to pluck it outta her mouth.
I jumped on Mumsie's lap to hide...here's the view...terrierfyin' isn't it??? She wants that chunk of beard. Another one of her "trophies"....She has enuff of my fur to knit a sweater.

She's always in my face scoldin' and snarlin'....so what if I might have said somethin' rather unflatterin' bout her mother??......

A dog's gotta do what a dog's gotta do...I ATE the clump of fur. Ha...now she can't have it. Sorta like cuttin' off your nose to spite ur face. Or somethin'.......

See...furless...tasted sorta furry.....

Mumsie turned her back and when she turned around she saw this horrid behavior by the Lakeland. (Never mind I'm up on the chair....I was tryin' to get the few scraps of fur left on the placemat.) I have NO IDEA what Lacie was doin' up there besides screechin' at me....
I was going to see if the Steelers wanted that chunk of fur as a small token of my appreciation for their hard work this season. Now it's gone. Lost in my vast recesses of my plumbing.
Disturbed barks,


Amber-Mae said...

Ouch! That must have hurt. Did your Mom get angry when Lacie was on the table? I know my Mommy would strangle us if we did that but thankfully, no dining table in our house at all.

Butt wiggles,
Solid Gold Dancer

Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

Lacie looks sooooo innocent in those pictures..okay, not the one of her on the table! Poor Scruffy! Wintertime is no time to be having chunks of fur removed! We do that to each other all the time! Mom's always finding large chunks of Aire-hair. The first thing she does is check it to make sure there isn't any Aire-hide attached...of course, she'd probably KNOW if that happened since one of us would be screaming!

Poppy, Penny & Patches

Abby said...

Hi, Scruffy...

OMdoG...That must have hurt...

What the heck is Lacie doing on the table...You never know what that girl is gonna do next...

Abby xxxooo

Asta said...

My Poow Scwuffie
While I sympafise wif youw pain(ouch!!!!)
I have to think you must have said something so enwaging that it made my sweet Bff snap..I just know she would nevew do such a thing othewwise
healing smoochie kisses

Noah the Airedale said...

G'day Scruffy mate,
She a fiesty one isn't she. I've lost a few bits of beard myself when she's been down to stay.
I think Lacie's picked up that tip of getting up on the table from my sister Lucy. She is always on our table. So please apologise to Mumsie for Lacie picking up that bad habit.


Eduardo said...

OMD She ripped your beard off of your face! Good dog man! Your sister has some anger issues to get ahold of!(or get rid of, she's got a firm hold on them!)
Hugs & Snugs
Eduardo the Snuggle Puggle
P.s. Look at that face Lacie's making in the pictures, like she concerned about you! BOL! What an actress!

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

I would have expekhted she would be tooooo warn out....celebrating the SP Vikhtory and all.

She really is something else...

PeeEssWoo: I'd offur woo a safe haven but woo would have to bekhome an Iggles Fan!

erin said...

Poor Scruffy! I feel for you dog! That Lacie can be pretty scary sometimes.

Deetz said...

She bit your beard off? I bet it was because she got some of hers cut out due to ummmm....was it not bubble gum?
Ummm....Did you scare the birdies?

Koobuss said...

Oh no!

My poor Scruffy. That must have been awful. I'll be right there to take care of you.

Love and Koobuss Kisses,

Petey said...

Yowzah! Lacie, this is going to do nothing for your reputation! In fact, I was a bit relieved when you decided to do your nursing duties elsewhere - Mommy has enough stitches without you admiring her nice pink belly!

Scruffy, all I can say is thank dog you weren't turned the other direction!

Your pal,


The OP Pack said...

Hope it doesn't take too long to grow back, Scruffy!!!

Woos, the OP Pack

Eric said...

Gulp. With that look on Lacie's face Scruffy I'de be tearing my own fur out in fear. Think you probably got away lightly.Watch your back....

Wiry wags, Eric xx

meemsnyc said...

Our mom gets furious when we are on the dining room table. We are not allowed up there at all!!

Lacy said...

w00f's Pups, shurely Lacie wood not haved dided sumthing that bad to u...mama sumtimes loses her furs and they lefted in the furbrush..

b safe,

Tibby said...

Hi Scruffy!
It looks like Lacie can be viscous if she wants to be! At least she didn't get to keep the fur as a trophy!
:) Tibby
PS: I can't believe your mom lets you on the table! I'm not allowed to do anything fun like that!

Agatha and Archie said...

HEE HEE HA HA!!! Did Archie teach you how to get up on the table!! (he did it on the dining room table once..PL2 thought I was helping him because I was on my tippy toes but NOOOOOO I was telling hin to get down of course...) LOve and a million kisses A+A

Agatha and Archie said...

Scruff my man, if you shave it down short no on will know.and you will look really cool...I have to go meditate I hear a plow coming..Love your pal Arch

Mango said...

Scruffman! I fear for your safety. Clearly the Lacie beast is setting up for an aire-ial launch. Watch out. Today the beard, but tomorrow, oh I dread to think. Watch you undercarriage, dude.


Kirby said...

Oh poor Scruffy, that really must have hurt. Lacie really must have been pissed off. She is one girl who is not to be messed with!! I think you should stay with mumsie, that way, you'll stay safe!

Your pal,

Lorenza said...

Kisses and hugs

Moco said...

That Lacie takes no s--- off anyone. Ripping your beard off your face may take things a little far. Is she related to the Hemsley woman who owned the hotels?

Joe Stains said...

You guys seem to lose a lot of stuff in the terrier plumbing over there. Girly stuff, diamonds, fur...

BUT the best part of this post is you used Lacie and Loose in the same breath and SURVIVED. OR maybe you are just in that whole calm before the storm thing.

I feel like I am in that, since I still worry I am going to be forced on a DATE with the creature from the lake...er, I mean, the Lakeland terrier.

I am going to shut up now.

Stanley said...

Aw, Scruff!

Bummer about the beard, man. I TOTALLY feel your pain. I haven't had a decent beard since the Lakeland moved into GooberStan. I also know about the scolding and the screeching. My girl tells me it's just a Lakie thing (supposedly they like everything all orderly - noone getting too excited about anything... except them!), but I don't believe it.

Goob, glad you didn't let her have the trophy. You've changed the game up, now it's her move.

Goober love,

Pee Ess
That first photo of Lacie is STINKIN' cute, if a little scary!