Sunday, February 22, 2009

Home from Paris!!!

Lacie here...Just got back from Paris from my date with Petey and Squaredog Eric and sweet Toffee...if you haven't read about it check out Petey's blog...I was the pawfect LADY....we had a fab time. Petey better not kiss n tell is all I can say!!!!! BTW, Petey and Eric told me bout the latest in French's called a bidet bowl. There was one in our bathroom but it wasn't I chewed the heck outta it till I could carry it around with me. Now bidet drinkin' is somethin' of an art, but I mastered it without problem. Petey and Eric always had the funniest looks on their faces whenever they saw it...I had a little trouble bringin' it home on the plane, but not to worry!

Before I left for Paris, this um card arrived in the mail from Mass A Chew SITS! Look at this!!! on it and bigify it....that is SUPPOSED TO BE ME. Now who do ya think sent was signed "RH"....yeppers this is Mango's work.

It sez...."Lacie always had thick Buttocks but no one really noticed."

Happy Belated Valentine's Day...Love RH

How random is this....ya shoulda seen what I sent him back. 'Nuff said.

Petey was sooooooooooooo generous and allowed me to use his mom's plastic card to buy pressies....Look at ASTA!!!!! She had mentioned this designer, Christian Lacroix...I can't 'xactly pronounce it...I went over and described what I was looking for....they were rather speechless at meeting me...Petey mumbled something 'bout leaving the bidet bowl in the cab, but of course I dragged it in with me. Carryin' that thing around is a workout. It would never do not to be seen using the latest in French glass trends, would it??? Anyway, I loved what they whipped up for Asta...totally her isn't it????????

How's this???? Um...I may have said some rather unflattering things about Khyra's fashion cents in a previous post. She didn't seem favorably impressed to say the least. To make up for my rudeness, I brought her back this little ensemble...same designer.......DOES SHE NOT LOOK AMAZING????? That girl can walk a runway!

Now you remember Stan's skin issues and square dog spots????

Well, Scruffy and I are getting groomed tomorrow...he wants us to get square spots shaved to show support for Stan. Um...

Using my Photoshop for Brilliant Lakies...I modified this pic to see how we would look

SO NOT HAPPENIN'. I love ya Stan, but there is NO WAY....NO WAY!!!

We are still sending buckets of zen to Bogie, Lulu and Klaus. I was astounded at Scruff's last post. Could he really have a brain?????




Noah the Airedale said...

G'day pals,
Hmmm we've been interneless for 4 days...grrrrr. We didn't know about poor Stan's square spots until just now. What happened mate?


Asta said...

Oh My dog Lacie,
thank you so vewy vewy much..I am astounded!! stoopefied and thwilled!!!
That is the most bootiful coo-toowe dwess I've seen..absolutely pawfect!!!
Thank you evew so much!!!!i have to find some gweat place to weaw it's way too nice fow walkies in the village. Now Stan, if you feel bad i'll cut my haiw like that if you want..we can make it the latest fad..they'sl all be jelly that they don't have that haiw cut..what do ya say?
smoochie kisses

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

I look good!

But then again, I look good in ANYTHING...

And even better out of it!

Tank woo fur thinking of me!

PeeEssWoo: So what DID woo do to the poor horse to make him run off like that?

Abby said...

Hi, Lacie...

Sounds like you had a fun trip...

Asta's dress is just beautiful & it's definately her...

Khyra looks great, too...

Are ya sure the boys told you the real story about the glassware thing?

Abby xxxooo

Luna "The Scruffy Yacht Dog" said...

Hi Lacie,

Saw Your guys adventure, looks like you all had a great time!! I think the dress for Asta is her, good shopping!
By the way I think that the boys should of carried your french bowl for you, that would of been gentlemanly of them, but than again, there boys.

With Wagging Tail,

Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

It sounds like you had a pawfect trip to Paris! We just love the outfits you brought back for Asta and Khyra! Very stylish!

Poppy, Penny & Patches

Gus said...

Lacie: Sometimes you surprise me with your sweetness. I'm glad you had a good time in Paris. Hope you can find a place to store the bidet so you don't have to carry it around all the time. I think that trend hasn't hit the US yet, maybe check with Asta and she can help you research it.


Petey said...

Hi Lacie,

I'm glad Asta liked her dress...I'm just used to seeing her wear something shorter, you know, and showing more fur. She likes her dresses super sexy for flirting with the big Goob.

Now Khyra's ensemble was perfect. Hope you will no longer ruffle her fur—she was quite vocal in her displeasure!

Now Lacie, I know you've rigged your bidet (how you got that through Customs I'll never know!) to shoot Coke Zero into the air when you press a button, you should know that you're drinking from a tushie washer. I just wanted you well-informed when Mango starts in on you!

Very nice presents for Asta and Khyra...I guess I'll have to wait until my actual birthday on Thursday to see what you picked up for me!

Oh, and by the way, don't think I didn't see you asking that police dog at the airport for his phone number. And here I thought you'd filled up your little bark book with all those French poodles...

Bon journee!

Your pal,


Stanley said...

Sweet Lacie Girl!

Very kind of you to think of my Asta while you were on a date, and to bring back something so perfect for her, and for Khyra! You're a sweetpea for sure.

Now about Scruffy. That boy has reserves of intelligence you, Stan & Mumsie have not even begun to understand. You pay him a little more respect, okay? Just a little...

Do you have any photos of you drinking from your bidet? That's something I'd like to see.

Amping up the AireZen and love for Bogart's family!

Goober love & smooches,

Joe Stains said...

I was rather impressed with you on your trip to Paris, there was no major drama. I would have paid GOOD MONEY to see you drinking out of that bidet. LOL You were very nice to pick up some new outfits for your buddies, but can't you just support your bro and get those squares shaved in??

Butchy & Snickers said...

Hey Lacie,
Wow, those outfits are pawtabulous! Now Snickers wants Mama to make her an outfit, yeah right, where is she going to wear it?? hehehehe.
Sounds like your Paris trip was a big success.
Poor Stanley, just remind him that his hair will grow back faster then he thinks. We sure hope you don't have a seizure when you go to the groomer. Poor Snickers had 4 yesterday, such a bummer. We hope you guys have a great week.
Luv & Wirey Hugs,
Butchy, Snickers, Ruby, Sylvester & Scuby

Patience-please said...

We think the square spots are a great start... to whippetness!

wags from the whippets

Amber-Mae said...

Welcome back! Hope you guys had a great time!

Butt sniffs,
Solid Gold Dancer

Mango said...

OK, first of all, you gals fit right in with the Paris fashion show given your rather hairy leggies...

Secondly, I thought my valentine card was very thoughtful. Who butt (hee hee) your best pals know you so well?

Thirdly, I think you really need to get the square dog haircut. Perhaps the initials RH shaved onto your backsides?


The OP Pack said...

Asta and Khyra look fantabulous - so nice of woo to think of them. And no, do NOT get those squares - his fur will grow back soon enough.

Glad woo had fun in Paris but even happier woo are back.

Tail wags, the OP Pack

Eric said...

AHEM!! What's wrong with square dog spots?? The very thing for Spring. And certainly better than wearing one of your own slung round your shoulders like Kyra or using a bidet as a mixing bowl for smoothies. And when you suggested you were going to take it home and convert it into a carob fountain.. that was the END Lacie.

Wiry wags, Eric xx

Petey said...

Now now, Lacie, if you reread past messages, you'll see that you convinced Toffee not to drink from the bidet, however that didn't seem to stop you.

And who are Eric, Toffee or I to tell you not to do something when you've got your mind set on it and your chompers a-snapping?

Anyhow, you're probably busy bidding on Oscar gowns on eBay by now!

Your pal,


Agatha and Archie said...

Oh boy tell Stanley that Archie is going to get some squares becaseu he thinks they are really cool and make him look like a rapster( I don't know its Archie) Lvoe A+A

Dewey Dewster said...


Yer always such an optimist....but fangs are not very romantic at all...

Bet ya had a blast in Paris....ya have ta show us yer Bidet sometime....we can't wait....

Dewey Dewster here....

Koobuss said...

Well Lacie,

I'm glad you are finally home. That was quite a trip that you had.

I am quite interested in that bidet thing. Just what exactly is it? I've never been out of the country, so I don't know about this cultural stuff.

You fashions are beautiful. Geesh.... The best that I could do is hats.

Good luck with your grooming. I hope you don't lose too much fur. It's cold out and you are going to need all the fur you can get. Mom gave me a trim on Saturday. I'd rather not talk about it.

Love and Koobuss Kisses,

pee ess Hi Scruffy!!! Loved your Valentine. Thank you so much, my Sweet.

Scottie the 'cutie' said...

Wow Lacie, your trip to Paris was SOOO cool! And you're so sweet to get Asta and Khyra such great outfits too! Sorry to hear about Stan's square spots...he does look kind of funny there. Hope they grow out again soon!


Maggie and Mitch said...

Maybe all of us Terriers should do square spots to support Stan! We're in!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Toffee said...

Square dog spots? Did someone say square dog spots?? ....ahhhh....sigh....

still in "la -la land" from that pawtastic trip....

Moco said...

Lacie girl,
You never cease to amaze me.