Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Bidets and Chickens!

Evenin' Everybody....Scruffy here...Lacie's a bit under the weather...ouch...she snapped at me...OK...she's not in the best humor. But anyway...the day started off well enuff...catchin' some rays in the sun. And yes we (not Stan) we got groomed yesterday...you might need sunglasses to look at these pics...my white sections are so white they gleam....
Another portrait of "Lakeland in the Sun"....she is pretty cute even if she is Lacie.


My spots are back...they've been on vacation this winter.....


Lac and I decided to play tuggies with a dead chicken....



Her heart didn't seem to be in it....




So she gave it to me...oh yummers!




Look at her...mouth shut...she seems upset.






UH OH....here we go again......Shrieking and screechin'.......







Somethin' bout her trip to Paris and this??? She said it's a bi day or somethin'....and I guess Petey and Eric told her ya drink outta it. She thought it was the very latest in Paris glassware. Evidently, Petey just told her it's to be used for somethin' a little different. (I think he said it had somethin' to do with washin'....don't know...there's always just soooo much drama around here....) Well, I guess Lacie chewed the one outta the bathroom in the Paris hotel and dragged it around with her as a bowl....








She said it required a lot of effort to reach it....only Lacie.....
She then came up with this fab idea of using it as a carob fountain....
And I guess Petey and Eric have been makin' fun of her ever since she's come home. The funny thing is I found this pic on her Blackberry.......







Hmm....seems like Petey and Eric are lappin' up that carob...wait...is Petey dippin' tennis balls in it? And Eric is dippin' Wheelies???????? Oh poor Enid...
Well...I don't know what the real story is here...ya better go and check Petey's postie out...I'm thinkin' there's probably another side to the story....
Frankly, I'm just gonna go and play some more with my chicken. And try to avoid Lacie's teeth. Easier said than done....
Barks!
Scruffy...
OH...we're still thinkin' about Bogie...and very very grateful that the fire at Mango's estate didn't spread to their house...musta been some extra zen floatin' around that day!!!!!










24 comments:

Gus said...

Hey ScruffMan! You are looking good! So is Lacie! I hope her retribution does not end up doing a lot of harm to Petey and Eric. They are really nice guys,.

ohh welllll

Agatha and Archie said...

Well well this is a FIRST(that we are first we mean) MAN you guys look SMOKIN....we look AWFULL next to you( we are FILTHY and RATTY and a mess...)those were PL2's words not ours.... Lacie cheer up....You can use that thing for whatever you want to.just in the house that's all.....Archie said to tell Scruffy he has the same chicken and it is his favorite...Love A+A

Petey said...

Ha ha ha! I see you failed to mention that you KNOCKED OUT me and Eric with Triple-strength Mango Gas! Lacie! That stuff is stronger than elephant tranquilizers! And I don't recall ever telling you to drink out of the bidet - I think you came up with that brilliant idea all on your own.

You and the Scruffmeister look great with your new 'dos. Did Scruffy use some Grecian Formula on his dark spots? They're dark as shoe polish. And maybe Interpol won't recognize you with your fancy new look!

Okay, I'm going back into hiding before you can GAS me again!

Your pal,

Petey

meemsnyc said...

That looks like a fun chicken to play with.

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Ha HAA!!!! ... What a fun post - I added yo to my Chicken on Tuesday links.

Hello from SpeedyCat in Minnesota :-)

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

Woo do look sharp!

Maybe she's got jetlag?

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: Don't furget she IS Lacie...'nuf pawed!

The OP Pack said...

That bidet is such a funny contraption. We don't know how she managed to tote it all over Paris.

We just got one of those chickens - well, let's say we have seen it in a bag on the counter but the boss lady hasn't decided to let us have it yet. One of these days, maybe we will get to post about it.

Tail wags, the OP Pack

Lorenza said...

You look great!
I am sorry this was not a good day for Lacie!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Asta said...

NowI'm going to put a bwown bag ovew my head..you thwee look sooooo GOOOOD!!!
Scwuffy you awe the whitest I've evew seen, and those dawk bits..Oh my Dog..you look HOT!!!
and Lacie..did you bwing a new pawisian haiwdwessew home wif you??Youw haiw has nevew looked bettew..silky and full of body ...I think it was mean of evewyone to make fun of you..that bee day makes a pawfect dwinking fountain..I think you should take out a patent
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Moco said...

Boy are you guys looking nice after the grooming. Did you have to take a bath in that bidet thingy?

Joe Stains said...

you guys do look good after that trip to the groomer, I can see how some dogs fall under Lacie's spell. I probably could be convinced to maybe smooch her, but I am not going near that fountain! We had no idea about Mango, so we are heading on over there!!

Bae Bae said...

Lacie looks very cute in the first few photos...
I'm sorry that she got made fun of.

~ Bae

Stella said...

Oh, Lacie, you're so fine!
You're so fine you blow my mind!
Hey, Lacie!
Hey, Lacie!

Scruffy, you're looking mighty fine too, but you have to know that THIS, Lacie's photo on her Blackberry, IS the other side of the story. The only story really being told is the one that Petey & Eric used to set up Lacie! Now we know at least part of the rest of the story!

So, what's up with the hairy beast that doubles as your Airedale bruzzer? Hmmm? Are his furs too precious to go under the knife (or clippers, whichever)?

Now, be good to your sissy. You don't want a second lakie on your case do you? Or DO you...?

Goobery love & kissies,
Stella Bean Latifah

Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

You both look very nice all groomed and cleaned up! WE are blowing our coats, so Mom is chasing "tumbleweeds" constantly! We think we need one of those bi-days in our dog feeding room, if it has a constant supply of water! Then we could quit laying in front of the door as a hint that we need water!

Aire-hugs,
Poppy, Penny & Patches

Mango said...

Lacie,
Thanks for the warning about sharing my car cookie. My momma has been known to "sample" my cookies in the past and declare them yummers.

I am going to try and get one of those bidet things just in case you ever come over again. At least it will keep you busy.

What's with all the shrieking? Stanny and Scruffman need ear protection. Must be like invasion of the body snatchers.

Slobbers,
Mango

Petey said...

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury...and Lacie,

I submit as evidence a post left on my cBox on February 20th -- before leaving for Paris -- which reads as follows:

20 Feb 09, 15:02
Toffee: Lacie told me that it was "un-ladylike" to drink out of a bidet! ooops!

I think this should absolve me and Eric from any more smoking guns (or Mango Gas cannisters).

'Nuff said.

Your pal,

Petey

Eric said...

Scruffy you're looking hot dude. And I guess a little hot and bothered too.

Why's little Lacie all yappy and snappy? When she looks sooo cute n pretty sitting in the sunshine?Getting herself all confused, spreading rumours, leaving unkind messages on my bloggie when all we did was take her out for a special weekend in Paris. Top hotels,bought her Cat ourier outfits, took her out on the town. ...I don't understand it Scruffy..really I don't...

Not wagging.. a sad and confused Eric xx

Amber-Mae said...

Looks like you three stooges just got groomed! Looking great indeed! What's wrong with Lacie? Hope she feels better soon.

Butt sniffs,
Solid Gold Dancer

Butchy & Snickers said...

Hey Scruffy,
You & Lacie look so wonderful! We luv your spots too.
Hmmmmm, you boys better beware of Lacie. Don't be pickin' on my girl, tee hee.
BTW Lacie, where do you want to go this weekend?? I'm tuning up my plane today so it will be ready to go.
Luv & Wirey Hugs,
Butchy

Petey said...

Umm, Lacie? Mommy says that if you're going to gas me and call me obnoxious for no good reason, then you need to pay for your gifts to Asta and Khyra.

You owe me $17, 856.95.

I'll take cash or a money order. No personal checks.

Your pal,

Petey

Toffee said...

I think that you all look GORGEOUS in your new do's! If I lived in your house I would be lounging by that incredible fireplace 24/7 drinking out of your carob fountain...ummm that is carob right?....

Sunny,Scooter,Jamie said...

Dear Stannybaby, Mom finally got the mail(about 4 days or so worth she figures. I tell you her mind as gone AWOL!!) Thank you thank you for my valentine!! mmuuaahh. My first very own valentine. *sigh*
Hugs you big ol hunk of airedale!!
Sunny (batting eyelashes furiously)
pee ess
hay hay lacie. i dunno bowt thoz bi daze or nuthin, but I got yur valentine!! o thankz so much. u will alwaz be speshul to me acuz u wuz mi firsterest date efer!!
mmuuaahh-jus watch thoz teefs pleez!

Noah the Airedale said...

Pals, you both look great after your glamour session. Hey Lac, look'n good girl!! I really like the way Lacie's little legs stretch out the back when she lies down...cute.

tailwags
Noah

Dughallmor Beagles said...

Hey Lacie....it's Rosie here. I am sorry that you had to find out about Petey and me that way....in public...on his bloggy. I hope Archie and Butchy are on paw to give you hugs, your reputation goes before you, but you look really sweet, I might have to ask my secretary to retract what she said on my blog, some of your friends have been by today to say how lovely you are. I hope we can be friends :o)
Slobbers....Rosie xx