Monday, June 30, 2008

Lead-bottomed Lacie!!!!! REVISITED from 7/08

We got tagged by Mango to put a link to a post from this time last year...now Stanny and I (at the risk of our very lives) decided to RERUN the post explainin' how Lacie got her image of havin' a big butt...a large caboose....a grand derriere....yeppers, this is the post where it ALL STARTED...takes us back, doesn't it....now we're supposed to put up other pics from the course of the last year, but Stan and I are figuring that we better start packin' for a small vacation after this runs again....IT'S GONNA BE UGLY AROUND HERE....Many thanks to Mango for giving us the opportunity to make fun of Lac...er um...to educate new bloggers on the origins of Lacie's ginormous BACKSIDE!!!! Enjoy the ride.....Scruff and Stan (who are laughin' hysterically and packin' frantically.......)
JULY, 2008

Hi Everybody....Babystan here....check out our visitor for the week. This is Baylee, Bruvver's fiance's pup...she's a Cockapoo....happy little thing. She's figurin' out our pack. I'm workin' on her tug a war game. She's workin' on Lacie's hairstylin'. Baylee has the most amazing ears...but that's another postie!

Lacie got this bright idea that she wanted to go to our new doggie waterpark. She was thinkin' it might be a fab place to hold a party. For our kitty friends....look at this cat area....Lacie sez it's "just 'dorable!"
Yep...that's an area for the CATS. Check out the aquarium at floor level with real fish. And all the pix on the wall are of fish!!!! It's amazing!


Lacie and I sauntered up to the pool and frolicked into the water...it's saltwater....Lacie said she didn't want to fade her highlights or somethin' with chlorine......
This place is amazing. There's a picnic pavilion, a play structure....a hill with a tunnel buried in it for terriers and other tunnel-lovin' dogs...or hammies!!!!!




Lacie and I took a walk out to the deep end of the pool.




I left her over by the deep end while I went in the shallow end to check out a sunken toy. Um....I never woulda left her over there if I'd only known......





That she was gonna start screamin' and throwin' her front paws over her head.......
I charged into the pool!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lookit my ears....I'm flyin'!!!








I'm swimmin' as fast as I can to get to her!!!!!




Oh my dawgness...her backend doesn't float. It finally comes to me.......
LIFEGUARD LACIE CAN'T SWIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





She's swallowing water....hold on Lacie Girl....I'm coming!!







Thank heavens, I reached her in time....I carefully used my large Dale nose to nudge her coughin' and sputterin' outta the pool......






This is a classic photo...it's not often ya get to see Lacie without full makeup and her fur styled!!!



By this time another doggie showed up...Yep, until this time we had THE WHOLE PLACE TO OURSELVES...Oh, BTW, Mumsie took Scruffy there with me a couple of days before we went...so no, the wire foxie is not deprived.
Now Lacie was in a REALLY BAD MOOD cuz she looked stoopid almost drownin' when she's a lifeguard and everything. And, um...I guess I shouldn't have said this Golden had better lookin' highlights than she did....look at her expression when I whispered that in her ear!




She got over her snit, though. She and Izzy the Golden were practicing some Synchronized Swimmin' moves for Lenny's Pawolympics.....hope Lacie learns to swim before she tries that one!!!!!
Wanted to let you all know that Stuffie Stan has healed up almost completely....thanks to everyone's amazing help!!! He's going to need a lot of rehab/therapy with Sam I Am the Whippet, but he should be as good as new!!!!
Wet Barks!
STAN






















Ahem...Lacie here...this is completely fictitious....I merely did not want to get my curls wet and ruin my nosecara....I...gulp...only panicked slightly at the thought of Bruvver's takin' pix of me and um I forgot to swim with my back leggies....IS STAN SAYIN' I HAVE A BIG BUTT???????????????




OH MY YES...THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE WERE SAYIN' LACIE...AND IT'S BEEN DOCUMENTED IN NUMEROUS POSTS SINCE THEN...WE TAG ERIC, ROSIE THE BEAGLE, AND MOLLY AND TAFFY...go to the link on Mango's blog we have here...you can either do what he sez or make up your on version....OMD, Stanley...get ur suitcases and RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (we were supposed to tag a new friend, but none of our new friends have been bloggin' for a year!!!!!)

Scruffy!!!!!!!!!






33 comments:

Asta said...

My Deaw BFF Lacie...you do NOT...I wepeat NOT have a big but...and I've seen you swim befowe..Stan was just wanting to be hewoic..who's he twying to impwess???HMMMM? a new love intewes???
and taking pictoowes of us in that state. well it's just not on...as they say in England...did you get any highlighting secwets fwom youw new golden fwiend??
we'll have to have an all giwl day and twy them
smoochie kisses to Scwuffy too..I miss him(BTW..Standoes look hewoic)
love
ASTA

Koobuss said...

Wow!!! Lacie, what an awful experience that turned out to be. I knew that you were fine all along and that you didn't almost drown. Not someone as talented and athletic as you! Guys just jump to conclusions at times.

BabyStan, you are indeed a hero! You sprang to your sister's aid as soon as you sensed that she was in danger! What a guy! You deserve a BIG KISS!! Even though Lacie was never really in trouble (wink, wink), you were there for her. Way to go big guy!!

I know that my Scruffy would have been just as valiant he had been there.

Can't wait til you guys join me here at the beach. The shore will never be the the same!!

Love and Koobuss Kisses,
Koobie

Amber-Mae said...

I like that kitty house! It's sooo kewl! Wow, the pool is pawsome. Looks like you guys had the bestest time ever!

Butt wiggles,
Solid Gold Dancer

Bogart said...

Stan, you're a HERO!!! Nice work!!!

Love,
Bogart

Jackson said...

Hey pals, what an adventure! I'm sure that pool is great if you like water, which I don't! I'd prefer to be in with the cats, hehehe! Jx

Maggie & Mitch said...

You're our hero,Stan! Thank doG you got to Lacie in the nick of time! You really shouldn't have told her that the Golden has better highlights than she does though! She looks VERY upset!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Oh dear. Good thing you saved Lacie BabyStan. That looks really scary there

~ Girl girl

Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

Lacie, you might have to turn your lifeguarding duties over to BabyStan! He did a pawsome job of saving you...even if you DIDN'T need it! That Golden does have nice highlights, but they aren't exactly the right color for you...way too red. BTW, your butt doesn't look big to us...especially in comparison to ours!

Aire-hugs,
Poppy, Penny & Patches

Faya said...

Oh Lacie....this will never happend to me because : I hate water !!!! I said I hate water not that I am afraid of... Is Stan a terrier or a retriver ????
Kisses, Faya

Mango said...

BabyStan - It appears you know how to walk on water. That is one neat trick.

That picture of Lacie should come in handy. You can always threaten to publish it on the internet (oh, wait a minute, you already did).

Slobbers,
Mango

Gus said...

Lacie Sweetie, you are perfectly propawtioned and your highlights are magnificent! Just bit Baby Stan in the butt, that'll fix him.

kisses
gussie

pee ess...bailey looks like a cutie. those ears are um, interesting

Agatha and Archie said...

HOW COULD HE....HOW COULD HE POST THAT PIC OF YOU????? I sense serious pay back here.....Uh Lacie..you can swim right? I mean like when you lifeguard and stuff..you would know what to do right?? This was a little show...RIGHT??? I must say Babystan i mean Stanley looks quite heroic even though we know it was all for naught....Love Agatha

Agatha and Archie said...

My dearest Scruffy,Yes,indeed I know how you are feeling..there they all were having a lovely time(even though they SAID you went the day before) and there you were all alone at home...Actually it was probobly a nice break.. a little R+R. Just a thought here, at your next pool party, maybe Stan should do the life guarding(DO NOT TELL HER I SAID THAT) Love your pal Archie

Ferndoggle said...

Where the heck is this place??? I would love to have a swim date with BabyStan (just as friends, of course!)

Lola

Ruby Bleu said...

Big butt? Um puhlese! Sista, if you have a big butt I have a GIANT butt and I SO don't have a giant butt! Need me to fly over there and take care of BabyStan for ya?

That place looks so cool...I wish we had a place like that here!!! Oh and I want to know more about Baylee...she looks like she could be fun!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

Toffee said...

I think that your nosescara was just pawfect...you must use that waterproof type right?? And, you certainly do not have a big butt...riley said that he thinks that you are bootilicious...whatever that means!
have a totatlly cool day,
woof,
toffee

Daisy said...

WHOA! Swimming looks a little bit fun. I like the cat area best!

Booker the Treeing Walker said...

You have a great swimpark! Wow we could use that here ... we have a lake, but it's not all fenced (some dogs know how to swim out into the lake and around the fence ... a diabolical scheme!), so H-Mom doesn't trust me there. I think she just doesn't want the car to get all wet-dog-stinky when we are done in the water ...

Deetz said...

I was so worried about you until I saw the others come to your rescue only to realize that you did not need rescuing..I could see it. You could have drown though! Swimming is very scary.
Deetz

Wiry Axel said...

Oh My, I would kill to go to such a dog water park..wish there was one in Philly!! Lacie, me and Mom laughed our butts off, sorry, at your drowning shot. Maybe Lenny can add a new pawlimpics activity, swallowing water? heh heh

Ax

Gaia the Airedale said...

That is just too cool! And thank god you were saved Lacie holy crap that must have been scary! And baby Stan youre so cute, look at you go!

puppy breath,
-Gaia

Willow the Black Dale said...

Baby Stan just wanted to be the main dawg that day. I new you didn't needed rescued! But maybe you should turn your lifeguard duties over to Stan... We wouldn't want you to get your nosescara ruined or mess up those highlights!!!!
What is this about a BIG BUTT??? Oh no you don't! Your booty is just fine!

Nose pokes,
Willow

Petey said...

That place is just puppy Utopia! Lacie, would you like to borrow my outward hound lifejacket? It will help you floa....errr....be more recognizable as a lifeguard! Yes! That's what I meant to say!

I think BabyStan may have pushed you in so he could be a hero in the photos. Let's not forget he was in BIG TROUBLE just a week ago. And with Baylee visiting, he may think his replacement has arrived!

Your pal,

Petey

Lorenza said...

Hi, Lacie!
I hope that was a trick to test your brother's heroic acts!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Moco said...

Where in the world do you find all these great places to visit? We go out the dog door to the back yard. We have a pool, but I don't think anyone has gotten in it yet. You are having wonderful fun.

Joe Stains said...

lacie's got too much junk in the trunk?? I never knew?! Maybe the highlights are strategically placed to make her look thinner??? hmmm. Anyway, that park looks like fun...for YOU GUYS. OMDOG water is so scary!!! Stan my friend, you did a great job saving your sister.

BrandytheGreat said...

haha! LAcie! Can YOU SWIM???

Tatum Tot said...

Ooo water looks like fun but kinda scary too I like all your pictures!

Molly and Taffy said...

Golly gosh!

We were really worried while reading this post and looking at the photos of Lacie slowly sinking. Well done to Stan and Lacie just remember that even super models look rubbish when they emerge from swimming. You still loked absolutley gorgeous.

Molly and Taffy

Maya and Kena said...

Wow!! That doggy pool looks pawsome!! Eventhough we don't swim... And the kittie house is outta this world!! Even we'd like to be there!
And Lacie, don't worry, you still look really pretty without your fur fluffed!!

Wags and licks,
Maya and Kena

Molly and Taffy said...

What shall we do with poor sinking Lacie
What shall we do with poor sinking Lacie
What shall we do with poor sinking Lacie
Early in the morning.

Hooray up she rises
Hooray up she rises
Hooray up she rises
Early in the morning!

Next verse??????

(Sing to: What shall we do with the drunken sailor)

Eric said...

Lacie my lovely, I thiks your but is bootiful. I know's you were pawcticing for the wet fur competion... a bit like the wet t shirt hooman one .....you'd a won it Lace. Your terrier terrific bod was the bestest....yep definately you should win...I took a long long looksee.

Wiry wags, Eric xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Stanley said...

Sweet Lacie Girl!

First off, your booty is JUST RIGHT! It is a gorgeous specimen of Lakie butt, and I challenge any dog who says differently (hear that BabyStan?)!!

Second, of COURSE you can swim. Stella tells me that you Lakies are prone to dramatic displays of all types. No wonder BabyStan misunderstood what was happening with you!

Can't wait to see video of you doing your snychronized swimming! Your take off from the deck of the pool looks picture perfect.

By the way, what do I need to do to get my paws on a doggie water park like that here in GooberSTan?

Goober love & smooches,
Stanley