Sunday, June 15, 2008

Bustin' Outta Camp!

Hey Lacie Girl here...we WERE at camp, but we had a hoooge poker pawty last night, and Scruffy um incurred some debt so to seemed prudent to leave as quickly as possible. So Scruffy and I climbed on Stan's back and rode to Hilton Head to see Mumsie, Daddy, Bruvver, Cat Woman and their respective significant others. Check out the new friends we made. These guys live right by our condo...Mr. Gator is about 4 feet long and moves fairly quickly....Tom the Turtle is a slow dude...we're havin' a poker pawty with them tonight...if any of ya wanna come down it ought to be a good time. 'Sides, Bruvver has the fridge stocked full of Corona and limeys...not to mention chips, salsa and fresh guack a moley dip...mmmmmmmmm!!!
Ya shoulda seen Big Bruvver freak when Mr. Gator startin' comin' outta the water to visit...he was takin' his pic down on his haunches and almost fell on his butt tryin' to stand up...Mumsie just took questions asked!!!!!
Look at that nice smile he has...he looks an awful lot like Babystan when ya hold a cookie over his long Dale snout.

I think he's smilin' at the fact that Scruffy is the worst poker player on earth and he's gonna TAKE ALL HIS MONEY tonight.....

I need to go and get the food ready for the pawty...not too sure what the reptiles are gonna eat.


Scaly Barks....



Peanut said...

Flash and I are so there. See you in a few. I will keep that gator away from you all.

Joe Stains said...

omdog, BE CAREFUL! maybe you should let the gator win a few hands?!

Agatha and Archie said...

Uh Lacie,Agatha here. Uhmmm Archie said to tell you that he can't come play poker tonight because he ah,has to help PL1 do some stuff. And I ah,am doing my nails...ARE YOU CRAZY!! DID YOU SEE THE SIZE OF THAT KIDS TEETH!DO YOU THINK SCRUFFY WILL GET OUT OF THIS!!! We would seriously reconsider this outing Lacie......Love A+A Sullivan says hi and to tell Stanley thanks he loves it here. He says it is such a college town that he can party ALL THE TIME.

Petey said...

Omigoodness! I've been down to Hilton Head several times to visit Grannie and we always stay on the opposite side of the lagoon from those walking suitcases! Did you know that alligators can run as fast as a racehorse for 100 feet? You have to run in a zigzag because they can't turn very easily. I sure hope your photographer was using a zoom lens!!!

I hope that alligator doesn't think you're serving HOT DOGS at your poker party!

Maybe you should play online poker tonight.

Your pal (and not Asta's boyfriend, by the way lovely Lacie),


Asta said...

no,no,no...I love you buckets..but I'm not playing pokew wif no ally,no, no..and Petey asked me to be suwe to mention that we'we just pals..he's kind of got a cwush on you Lacie BFF...
I'm vewy scawed that you awe in such bad company down thewe..I miss y ou, and at this wate..I may nevew see you again..
give my love to scruffy and babyStan and Mumsie, and stay safe
smoochie kisses

Koobuss said...

I'm not so sure that I'd want to play poker with those guys. I don't like their teeth. But, if you insist, maybe I could bring my snake along, if I can find him. He's nocturnal, you know. That makes him hard to find in the daytime, unless he has his days and nights mixed up like he did when he was sleeping under our bench.

Anyway, how's the beach down there? Will you guys be there long enough for me to get my kar and bring some friends down? I so want to go to the beach this summer.

Scruffy, you and I need to have a talk.

Love and Koobuss Kisses,

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Oh I hope Scruffy didn't lost too much. Mr Gator does look kinda friendly with his smile

~ Girl girl

Mr. T-Bone Beasley said...

Ack!!! I nearly fell off the bed when I saw that gator! Did you get it?! Did you attack it!

If I saw one of those in person I think I woulda tried to play with it. Mostly 'cause I feel bad. I know how it feels to be a's hurts to lose those teeth! Spreading the love of play often makes everything better!

Mr. T-Bone Beasley

Maggie & Mitch said...

We don't want to be pawty poopers but we don't like the looks of Mr. Smiley! That looks like an evil smile to us! We're so glad we don't have any of those in our pond! Be careful!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Sophie Brador said...

Oh yeah, I think you guys are the very next thing on the list after chips and dips. Watch your backs pups! And your paws.


P.S. Poker eh?

Daisy said...


Patience-please said...

Well it's a first. We finally met a critter we DON'T want to chase!!! Nope we want NO PARTS of that big lizard thing.

wags from the whippets

Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

That big smilin' lizard will have you for lunch if you don't zig-zag! When our pawrents lived in Flori-duh, they heard about several small dogs being eaten by those critters. We think he would spit BabyStan back out...he's a little too big to be gator bait! Have fun, but be CAREFUL!

Poppy, Penny & Patches

Pacco de Mongrel said...

WOAH!!!!! alligator!!

Toffee said...

Wow! That is SOME Poker face that the gator has...I would make sure NOT to use that "eau de raw chicken perfume" tonight. Just in case.

Moco said...

That gator looks like a real card shark. Be careful.
The crazy old lady finally posted about Foley's goody package. We all thank you.

BrandytheGreat said...

EEEK! He looks scawie!

Gaia the Airedale said...

Oh jeeze that gater is scary!! My moms sissy says whenever a gater chases you on land, to run in a zig-zag cause itll lose them everytime! We even had a pratice drill at Merwin, but I only wanted to run in a straight line hehe.

puppy breath,

Deetz said...

Mum has been horribly busy too...its just not that a friendly gator?
I got my goodie exchange and it was glorious.

The Aphasia Decoder.... said...

Oh, my God, don't make 'friends' with Mr. Gator. They DO eat dogs!!! I am so scare for you guys.

Levi's mom

Molly and Taffy said...

Ummm, we don't mind Tom the turtle, would be quite happy to play with him but that thing with zillions of teefies...NO THANK YOU!
Be careful you guys, thank dogness we don't have them here in the UK!

Molly and Taffy

Eric said...

Lacie. Have you heatstroke my sweet? Has it affected your terrier insticts? Mr Alligator will eat you for Breakfast, Scruffy for Lunch and Stan for dinner. Wave pawlightly and say see you later Alligator . . and scarper . . but see if big bruvver can do the deed on him as he will make fantastic pawbags for you and the girls . . .

Wags, Eric x

Asta said...

My sweet Gilbert
I thought you had fowgotten heawt is beating so fast..I'm quite faint...anyway..I told Sullivan I would go to dinnew and dancing wif him, cause I was beweft, but I nevew invited him to my if you would come you would find me waiting wif baited bweaf ow something
smoochie wheeley kisses

Dewey Dewster said...

I think I would stay away from those "Friends" ya made. Somethin' tells me their only thinkin' about havin' ya fer din din, not playin' cards with ya.I hear yer Mumsie has been imbibing a glass of wine each night lately....Gram does that every night before bed so she can get ta sleep...the photo of the Dale puppies is just brave, 'n how tired, was yer Aunt feedin' all those pupppies by hand? Enjoy yer vacation 'n do like Petey zig zag.....'n fast too....

Dewey Dewster here......

Kirby said...

Oh my, you busted out to play with gators? Be careful, those suckers could eat you all once!

Your pal,

Butchy & Snickers said...

Oh Lacie,
Don't even go near that there alligator. Those are very nasty. Did you know they will eat a whole doggie??? Mama won't go near those things even for a picture. She's heard too many stories of them getting dogs. Tell big Bruvver just to use his zoom lens on the camera.
Stay safe.
Luv & Wirey Hugs!
Butchy & Snickers