Has any Dog, Kitty or Hammie seen Sullivan, our Wheelie?? He's missin'! We've looked high and low. BUT....he is one of Seymour's Pups and the proverbial apple doesn't fall far from the proverbial tree. Call my cell or text me if anyone has info on this Wheelie's Whereabouts.
Ahh...the continuing saga of Psycho Bambi. Last week's theory as to why Bambi was attackin' us was she was hidin' a fawn in the woods. This week's theory is: SHE THINKS ONE OF US IS HER BABY!!!!! That maybe she lost a fawn...or is havin' one of those pseudo deer pregnancies ya always hear about.
Scruffy? Naaaaa...too white and his breath smells too bad to be a fawn.
Me? Naa...it'd have to be a pretty premature fawn to be my size. Plus, I've never seen a fawn with 'dorable blond highlights. I look NUTHIN' like a fawn.
That leaves....DRUMROLL................................
FAWN BABYSTAN!!!!!!!
Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That crazy deer is mistakin' the King of Terriers for a FAWN?????
Oh let me just roll on my back and howl with laughter. Look at him in that pic....just the Dale epitome of hoomiliation!!!!!
And to make matters worse...he got a letter from his father Dale, Chance...goes like this....
Stanley, My Boy....this is your father, Chance. Bit concerned and embarrassed, Son. You are the King of the Terrier-ists. Staring at a deer does not work-ya think ur a Border Collie?
Charge that deersie and bite HER (Jeesh... a girl deer??) in the BUTT!!! Let me know when you take her down; I'll be over for some venison-like mine very rare...no need to fire up the grill!!
Ur afraid of Bambi? That must come from your mother's side, God rest her soul..... ( Stan's mother died shortly after giving birth to him...)
But ur Grandma sez that's hogwash...her genes are perfect!
I know ya have a nice set of b**ls, use 'em boy...Be brave, stand tall and repeat..."I am the King of the Terrier-ists!!! Protect ur mumsie at all times; don't let Bambi bamboozle ya!!!!!
Your loving father, Chance
Pee Ess...Grandma just told me ya had some snip snip job a while ago...have no idea what's she's talkin' about...do you?????
I thought Stan would collaspe from the embarassment. But NO!!!! Guess what he did!!!
That dumb Dale went up to Bambi and asked in this odd high pitched Dale voice......."MAMA?"
Pathetic...and we live with this guy......
Pathetic...and we live with this guy......
Lacie
Pee Ess...Thank Dog Aire Ruby hasn't gone to these measures...(pawdon the pun...) especially with the number of Substantial Wires who fly her....check out this ficticious web site...it ran as a joke in the Philidelphia newpapers....and some believed..... http://flyderrie-air.com/
It's hilarious!
33 comments:
Um what happened to Stan's real mama???
Noah Willow Tess & Lucy
ps..D will only walk us one at a time cause she's a weakling.
Oh goodness..that Sullivan is gonna be in some trouble when you find him, huh?
And regarding the Bambi and Baby Stan, We think maybe some Terriers need to bark at her and splain the problem. Then maybe she will understand the mistake.
kisses
gussie
Oh no...... what happened to Sullivan?????
whewe could he be..he'll melt in this howwid weathew if he's not inside..Myrna is vewy upset!!! and so am I..
Poow Stanley..he misses his MAMA..I fell tewwible fow him..what's wif the tough love fwom his Dad..babyStan needs love and undewstanding
smoochie kisses
ASTA
Did people REALLY believe that derrie-air story? Gullible or what??? Was funny though!
Stan, if you need some terrier guidance on how to bark at deer and stuff, just let me know. Barking is my forte. J x
OMG, what happened to Sullivan? Do you need us to send Autumn over there? Those little pumpkin wheels will keep rolling until she finds him!
Tell Stan to check the underneath side of his tail and if it's tan then he's no fawn! This mama deer needs medical help fast!
Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch
Oh BabyStan, your dad is a bit harsh. But you do be a bit silly saying mama to the deer! Me still loves you lots though.
Nibbles
Cassidy x
You all have such an exciting life! Imagine, a deer to chase and bark at. Hope it's baby grows up fast and they both go find another place to live besides your back yard.
Levi's mom
Dear Stanley,
Grammie here...We always thought one of the baby 'dales might start looking for your real momma.
On a clear night look up at the stars and you will see the twinkle of her eyes lookin' at you. She is your guardian angel now. Carry her within your heart.
Your daddy is a tough old 'dale...doesn't understand that your still a baby yet.
We love ya Babystan. Grammie and Papa
Baby Stan,
Are you an orphan like the storybook Bambi? No wonder you thinks the Deer is your Mama... aw that's too too sad. What happened to your fur Mama?
Tail between legs scared looking at the deer photo. Eric
so we got kind of distracted when Stans's dad said he had a set of b**ls. huh? what's that? we heard about the snip-snip job... well, that's what happened to ours...
we think Stan is just one of those sensitive types - and he likes to make friends with all of the little animals in the forest. kind of like the dr. doolittle of dogs. we just hope that he doesn't get all neurotic over everydog making fun of him and write a tell-all book about it. hee hee
woofs.
Oh boy this is a tuff nut to crack but I am going to give it a go.STANLEY.......WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE....we smaller dudes go into the tunnel you bigger dudes ?CHARGE>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.(how's that Lacy???) Love Agatha
Oh Stanley,Please forgive my sister's above comment but,well we boy terriers(who are a bit on the sensitive side) know what it is like to live with those terrier girl types. Now listen buddy, although she is a nice deer, she is not your Momma. Infact Mumsie in a manner of speaking is your PL( pack leader) Don't be sad,I am sure that Lacy is only kidding and your Dad is just trying to be macho.....Love
Hi BabyStan,
Don't listem to everybody making fun of you. God said we should all get along, except for snakes off course What did the deer say when you called her Mama. You are such a handsome little man that o bet she said Hi my son??
Be good...love to all Mona
Come on, BabyStan, get it together. Its embarassing to see you acting like a baby bambi.
You guys must have missed my blog regarding bully sticks. Here it is, read it and enjoy!
http://mangosgreatadventures.blogspot.com/2008/02/where-bully-sticks-come-from.html
Slobbers,
Mango
Hmmmmm. How does a wheelie turn up missing? We hope he returns home soon.
As to the deer, poor Baby Stan. He really takes ribbing. However, we don't see any of your siblings chasing her away. Just your mum.
purrs and tail wags
omdog, tell BabyStan to watch it, I might try to make deer jerky out of him, I love that stuff.
Did you check out the wedding pics at my site, those two brother's of yours are good to have around!!!
Lovely Lacie,
I think we need to get you into the big city where the only combination of deer and 'Dales you'll see are the new fall buckskin jackets at Blooming'dales!
Do I need to send you a ticket?
Your pal,
Petey
OMdoG.. this is too fuuny!! Poor Baby Stan... I think he needs to clear up the air with Bambi.
BabyStan, you gotta show that deer who's boss! She is not yo' mama, boy! Now...go back out there and make deer-burgers out of her!
We sure hope Sullivan finds his way home soon! doG only knows what kind of trouble he's gettin' into!
Aire-hugs,
Poppy, Penny & Patches
Muahahahahahaha...Aire Ruby would NEVER do that! LOL!!!
Poor Babystan...an identity crisis at such an early age!
Lots of Licks, Ruby
Stan!
You've gotta be a TERRIER, man! Are you kidding me?
Bark at her while you do zoomies around her & I bet she'll either tear out of there or kick you senseless. At least you'll know where you stand.
Be careful, my intrepid buddy.
Goober love,
Stanley
Gosh I sure hope the wheelie shows up again...You know what? Maybe the deer thinks its a Airedale? Maybe it is looking to Stan for guidance!! Don't be embarrassed Stan...I am sure the deer, just wants to be a dog....Take him a treat or toy to play with.
Deetz
I think that maybe Bambi is in love with BabyStan. After all, he is very handsome!
Maybe life at your house was just too much for Sullivan and he ran away. If he's headed east and I see him, I'll let you know.
Love and Koobuss Kisses,
Koobie
pee ess I love you, Scruffy!!
Ummmm fiwst baby Stan thinks bambi is his moffew, and now Scwuffy thinks I'm his?????what awe you getting to dwink in that big house????????
I mean if I wewe old enuff.I would be pwoud to have Scwuffy fow a son..but do I look that old?????waaaaaaahhhhhh...boooohoooooo
I obviously need a new facial cweam..any suggestions Lacie????
smoochie kisses
ASTA
Oh no.. I hope you doggies will help BabyStan. He's a doggie not bambi..
~ Girl girl
And we thought we had an exciting life with lizards and toads and ducks -- we'll have to get Mom and Dogdad to take us on a ride to Key Deer Island to have some real excitement.
You guys have more fun than a barrel of monkeys. Monkeys? There's a thought!!
Jake and Just Harry
My mom fell for that fictitious airline story as she is a complete light weight (under 90 lbs) and has been ranting about the injustice of paying the same price for an airticket and being subject to the same baggage allowance as the average OBESE American for years and years. So she got very excited when she saw the ads and thought finally her day had COME! Poor deluded Mother.
Ax
Ya know guys...I think yer Mumsie is in dire need of some professional help...can ya get 'er some? BabyStan, ya need ta wake up and smell the deer poo, matie...chase 'em 'n scare 'em away..yer big enough ta scare away a Bambi fer sure....maybe ya shoulda kept yer bits there....too late now....
Dewey Dewster here....
I think that mama deer is just "fawning" over your good looks...ha! ha! I am so punny!...
I hope all of you are having a fawn-tastic day!
tee hee,
woof!
toffee
pee-ess: I hope you find Sullivan soon
= (
Aw I think BabyStan would be a good fawn Lacie, he is so cute! I love his curls hehe...I do hope you find your wheelie too.
puppy breath,
-Gaia
What is wrong with that momma deer? She is nuts. Babystan you look nothing like a baby bambi. I think you should invite Butchy and Snickers parents out to 'visit' with the crazy deer. He he!
Your pal,
Kirby
Aw... I'm happy to help with any barking at wildlife help you need Stan...
Love the pictures!!!
Love,
Bogart
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