Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Wheelie Wednesday!

Yo Dudes...Gilbert here reportin' on the happenins' in this crazy house.'s pool time. And I have my Wheelin' Bathin' Cap on....Lacie assures me it's the latest rage in fashion and EVEN ARCHIE WEARS ONE!!!!!!!! Scruffy told me to say that. I didn't ask why. It's not my job to question. I only observe.

I was observing a lot of this, this week....Baylee, our guest Cockapoo chasin' Scruffy and tryin' to steal his frisbee. When Auntie S. came last night to pick Baylee up to take her home, Mumsie was tellin' her how proud she was on how everybody got along for the week. The words were barely outta her mouth when Babystan decided to take Baylee for a walk on her leash in the backyard. Um...ok...a run. OK, FINE. HE PLAYED CRACK THE WHIP WITH HER. And Mumsie was chasin' him all over the yard as Baylee went airborne around the corners. Auntie S. stood there lookin' on in horror as this 55lb. Dale um terrierized her 8 lb. pup. Um hmm....UGLY.

Then this week there was that whole pool incident where there is some confusion as to whether our Lifeguard Lacie can swim. She feels her lifeguardin' skills are being unfairly questioned by Babystan. She also feels the size of her Lakie butt is being unfairly questioned too.........

So she decided to don this lifeguard swimmin' suit so THERE WOULD BE NO DOUBT that she is IN CHARGE. (Plus the attractive ruffled botttom has the added advantage of hidin' any flaws the most ruffled Lakeland bottom might have....) Oops...that's just my opinion...good thing I'm up high....

Here we are outside with our swimmin' pools with the cascadin' waterfall off of the trash can that is my Safe From All Terriers Perch.

From my vantage point, just to dispel ANY RUMORS, Lacie looked as capable as usual (although a tad more attractive) in her role as HEAD (and only)LIFEGUARD.

Have a fabulous Wednesday. Oh....just for the record. I am in love. Period. Totally, over the moon in love with a fabulous girl. Now I just have to tell her that. SHHHHHHH!!!!!

Wheelin' Barks,



Lacy said...

w00f's Gilbert, Scruffy, Lacie and BabyStan...hmmm looks like u all had an exciting week soooo far...

b safe,

Maggie & Mitch said...

Are you about to dive into the swimming pool with Lacie and Lifeguard standing right there just in case, Gilbert? Wow! That's a super high dive, ya know!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Asta said...

Gilbert, Oh Gilbert
dawe I hope??????ow have you been seeing someone else??
I'm so glad ou'we safely awayfwom those dale jaws of Stan's did you dive in the pool fwom up thewe??
What a bwave boy! sighhhhhhh

Please tell Lacie that Asta is dying of jellyness ..that is the most attwactive lifeguawd suit in the wowld .it shows of all hew most bootiful assets..can Asta go to lifeguawd twaining and get one too
I wish we could have seen Stan whipping Bailey awound the yawd..hew eaws must have been extwa flyie...what fun...S has to chill out
wheeley smoochies

Deetz said...

My mum fell out of her chair laughing so hard about the lil puppy being airborne...I was thinkin "what a ride that would have been"....I think Lacie looks divine in that lifeguard jacket and it makes her butt look very slender.....
I bet the puppy never gets to come back and stay...hehe

Joe Stains said...

omdog Lacie does look hot in that lifeguard suit. I really like that waterfall effect you have going there, and you best stay up there with all the words you are flinging around! So who is the lucky lady??

Maya and Kena said...

Hi Gilbert!
What a week!! BOL about Bailey!! She must have had a good time!
Wags and licks,
Maya and Kena

Gus said...

Oh MY...we read this first a half an hour ago, then muzzer got the hiccups from laughing so hard about Baylie, and we had to leave the puter running and run into the bathroom because she had to ....., from laughing. It must be tough getting old.

Lacie looks stunning in her lifeguard suit. Does she make you all wear doggy sunblock? And be sure you don't swallow too much water, or you will have the same problem muzzer did.


Jackson said...

Hey Gilbert, wow, I'd have loved to have seen Babystan with Baylie. I suppose it may have seemed a little callous to have taken photos. There's always something going on at your house, isn't there? J1 would be totally GREY by now! Hehehehe! J x

Petey said...

Hubba hubba! Lacie, you look ready for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Calendar (terrier edition) in your red hot mama tankini!

Whee—I'm going to have to take a cold shower now!

Your pal,


Lorenza said...

Hi, Gilbert!
You did a complete report of the activities there at your home!
Please tell Lacie that she looks pawesome with her Lifeguard outfit!
Who is your secret love?
Kisses and hugs

Kirby said...

Wow, I'm impressed, you guys have multiple pools. Lacie sure looks like a pro lifeguard. I'd trust her...I guess! He he!!

Your pal,

Moco said...

Poor Baylee. We know it was just Stan's way of saying what a nice time he had, but you know how hoomans think.
Those pools look inviting. Don't do any diving though. That water looks shallow.

Dewey Dewster said...


Your house has always been a bit unconventional to say the least but now ya have gone too far....since yer Mumsie has connections in the medical field, I think ya need professional help fer sure....'n fast too....

Dewey Dewster here....

BrandytheGreat said...

Cool Lifeguard shirt you got there! Did you actually dive from up there???

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Hey Gilbert, that shower cap looks pawsome on you. The doggies sure are having lots of fun

~ Girl girl

Huskee Boy said...

To Scruffy, Lacie and Stan's mom - Marilyn,

Thank you, thank you, thank you so much for the message that you left on Huskee's blog. It seems like finally there is someone whom I can relate to. I am sorry you went through this too...
In a way, I feel 'assured' knowing that I am not being 'weird' by naming my little boy, and I know I will always remember him in the years to come.. esp. so on the day he left us (17June), on the day we are supposed to welcome him into this world (11Dec), on Christmas, etc... Although he was only in my body for a short 14 weeks, I have already bonded with him, as I am sure you have with your Kathleen.
Once again, my sincere and heartfelt thanks for your kinds words. They mean a lot to me.

'For those of us who have undergone the trauma and complex feelings following miscarriage, a little of that pain remains in a corner of one's heart forever'.

Shane aka Huskee's mom

Stanley said...

Hey, Gilbert!

Just a friendly word of advice. Watch what you say about the Lacie Girl! I have a feeling she could kick your wheelie ass and not even worry about taking names.

I'm just saying...

Goob love,

Mango said...

Too bad there aren't any photos of the whole crack the whip thing. No harm, no foul, eh?


Agatha and Archie said...

SCRUFFFFFYYYYYY(that was from Archie)Well we would have liked to see Stan flying around your house guest!!!! Lacie my darling there was NO DOUBT in our minds what a fabulous life guard you are...and the ruffle is really adorable....You gave PL2 a good idea about a water fall for our pool....Glibert????? WHo may we be talking about???? Sullivan is off to yet ANOTHER party.. we have barely seen him since he arrived here.... that kid is a party animal,,Love A+A

the 4 Bs said...

hi Gilbert, that's a good report on those crazy dogs. they are always up to something, aren't they. we like little Baylee, she sure is cute. too bad about that crack the whip incident. she won't be back soon. hee hee! we're glad your mumsie figured out how to brush her and play with her ears. our mom plays with Benson's ears, they're so long and fluffy. boy dogs don't like that kind of stuff though. i just like to drag my ears in stuff and get them really dirty. heehee


The Aphasia Decoder.... said...

Gilbert's got such a great view up there on his perch. Glad he had lots of fun things to watch this week.

Cooper and Lacy would have made a great couple, about the same size even. Thanks for the compliments on my writing. I love this blog and all its "contributors" as well.

Levi's mom

Pacco de Mongrel said...

is bathing cap d hot trend now?

i shld quickly get one for myself