Tuesday, August 28, 2007

WHAT IS A KISS ANYWAY?



BLICK!!!!!!!!!!
OHHHHH....THIS IS SO DISGUSTING. I met with Toadster for hostage negotiations. To get Scruffy back, you won't believe what he wants. A KISS....not just any kiss, but a big SMOOCHIE KISS...from me.........LACIE. This is a total dilemma. Actually, it isn't. I just won't do it. Why do I need a brother anyway? He's stingy, pollutes the air, and hogs Mumsie. On the other hand, he is really really fun to chase in the kitchen and in the yard. And to hide behind the table and pounce on when he walks past. And...hey wait a minute. I love this fuzzy butthead. I just realized it. OK....let's get this over with.


EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.........KISS! POOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFF!!!







Now...that could either be the toad relinquishing Scruffy....or Three Rivers Stadium blowing up. (Hard to tell.) AND HE"S BACK!!!!




! OOOPSIE.




Maybe I didn't kiss him hard enough. Scruffy has shrunk. His legs are teeny little appendages that don't look anything like the old Scruff. He's about 4 lbs. and lost his bootiful long foxy snout. He looks like a prancing ground hog. OK>>>>>>>>>



another SMOOCHIE KISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


!


A HERMIT CRAB?
I HAVE TO KISS HIM?? I am not having a good day. All of this for Scruffy. Last time....third time had darn well better be the charm.
poooof.



HOME again, home again....JIGGETY JIG!

15 comments:

Joe Stains said...

oh dog three rivers, that made mom nostalgic which is good becausee she almost barfed when she saw that toady!

we are glad you were loving enough to bring scruffy back. I would have left tanner as a crab and flushed him down the toilet!

Stanley said...

Lacie,

Girl!! I knew you'd come through for old Scruff. Love means sacrificing dignity and clean lips... but oh so worth it.

Welcome back, Scruff Man! You actually look better than normal, if that's possible. Did they give you a wash and cut before you exited the toad? Glad you're back.

Goober love,
Stanley

Koobuss said...

Hooray!!! Way to go, Lacie! We knew you would save him! Even though you had to go through all that disgusting stuff to do it.

Did Toadster eat that first dog, too? Somebody else must be looking for him.

Glad you are back, Scruffie. Try to stay out of trouble will ya. Next time Lacy might be around to save your butt. (WFT's don't usually get themselves in these kinds of predicaments, ya know.)

Lots of Koobuss Kisses,
Koobie

Gus said...

Lacey: I think it was lovely of you to do that for Scruff. But of course, you got him into that situation. so it was right to get him home again. I'm with Joey though, if it meant kissing anything other than muzzer, Teka could stay gone!

Asta said...

THANK DOG!!!!
You made a gweat sacwifice Lacie, but we, and especially ME awe vewy gwateful...Oh Scwuffy it's gweat to hav you back
I'm sending extwa smoochie kisses...to Lacie cause she must be depleted, and to Scruffy ,cause Imissed him and hate to think he was in that nasty toad tummy
MUWAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
ASTA

Agatha and Archie said...

Oh thank goodness!! We were packing our bags and were going to come and help!!Joe Stains wicked( a Boston term) made us chuckle( actually Agatha more than Archie)Glad you are home! BE CAREFULL NOW!!Love A+A( PS are you a little stinky now?)

Blue said...

Welcome back Scruffy!
This has been some soap opera!
But, just knew Lacie would come though, like a hero to the rescue...

Pats & pets to you both
Blue
x

Jackson said...

Hey Lacie, Scruffy looks suspiciously clean for a dog that's been inside a toad! J x

William Tell said...

Hee hee! What we don't go through for our siblings, huh? Great story.

William Tell

Pacco de Mongrel said...

will that toad turn into a handsome prince after being kiss???

Jake of Florida said...

Whoa, We just caught the last episode of Scruffy and the Toad and we're relieved it had a happy ending.

Down here, big fat toads -- called Buffos -- are a menace to us dogs cause they are very very poisonous -- so we were scared when we read about Scruffy's adventure.

JH loves to chase little frogs at night after a nice rain, but we stay away from those big old Buffos.

Glad you're back. And great job, Lacie!!

Jake and Just Harry.

Wiry Axel said...

Welcome back Scruffy, I can't wait to hear about your journey through the entrails of a toad.
I am off on vacation tomorrow (well sort of) so I hope I can use their computer to keep up with your wonderful blog!

Ax

PS Do you stink?

Simba said...

My Mummy says you have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a prince. Or in your case get your brother back lol.


Simba xx

Ricky Pepper said...

Hi Guys!

You are both so cute! My mommy is totally excited, as are we, to have Axel staying with us while his pawrents are in Africa!

Please visit our blog to see the 4 of us in action over the next few weeks! We will add your link to our page too :)

xoxo,
Ricky

fee said...

omdog, all the sacrifices you have had to make to get scruffy back, lacie! i hope he be appreciative of what you have done and treat you nicely!

and scruffy, quickly, tell us what really happened!!! he swallowed you with catsup? did his insides stink? what did you survive on the last few days?

thank dog everything is good now! have a nice weekend!

loves,
fee